In with the new

[mr_d_w]

Hello all!

Made an account a few weeks ago and thought I'd finally say hi.
Male, English (and in England), 30s and married, I don't really talk about my sex life with my friends (just kinda.. don't?) but always had more joy talking with strangers about it, so this place seems like it might suit me down to the ground. I'm sure I'll learn a thing or twelve and leave totally inspired to try new things.

Aaaanyway, in real life you can often find me with my earphones in or maybe perfecting my air guitar/drums, or watching some trashy b-movie on TV. I like my baths hot and my whisky burning. I'm way more night owl than early bird and even though these days I love the outdoors, I was that one kid in scouts who had barely any badges, head in the clouds.

Catch you soon, wherever you are.
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[Lollygirl26]

Welcome to the boards. Im sure you will love it. Any questions just ask

 

[chame1eon]

Hello! Welcome. I'm glad you were smart enough to post this here and not on the general board like I did. Lol

 

[Suzie85]

Hello fellow night owl! Loved your ad, it's very down to earth and funny. Welcome to lit

 

[mr_d_w]

Thanks all! Appreciate the warm welcome. Say hi anytime.

It's a public holiday over here so looking forward to trading all the things I should be doing around the house in favour of sunning myself/trying to find cool things to photograph in the garden.

 

[Suzie85]

You're doing well to know what day it is. I sometimes forget what month we're in!

 

[MrDevereaux]

Month? I’m having problems with which year we’re in!

 

[mr_d_w]

You're doing well to know what day it is. I sometimes forget what month we're in!

It's.. one of the ones that begin with A, right? I'm pretty sure
XX

 

[Suzie85]

I hear it's Easter tomorrow. When did that creep up? I have no chocolate and no lamb.

 

[Bamamama1990]

Welcome to the circus!

 

[mr_d_w]

I hear it's Easter tomorrow. When did that creep up? I have no chocolate and no lamb.

Same here! I'll have to make do with pizza.. not quite the same
There's an outside chance I'll get my post-apocalypse Mad Max gear on and go on a chocolate hunt..

Welcome to the circus!

And thank you! Definitely need to brush up on my unicycle skills but I'm OK at the lion taming so far..

 

[mr_d_w]

Update: this place is great!
Hope you're all staying safe this beautiful* Thursday.


*beauty not guaranteed. precise beauty depends on location.

 

[enigma3]

Easter

I hear it's Easter tomorrow. When did that creep up? I have no chocolate and no lamb.

Alas Easter has gone but i have a leg of lamb made from chocolate..do you want it minted?

 

[Suzie85]

Alas Easter has gone but i have a leg of lamb made from chocolate..do you want it minted?

I have no idea if that's meant to be a euphemism or not so I'll take the safe route and will politely decline

 

[mr_d_w]

I have no idea if that's meant to be a euphemism or not so I'll take the safe route and will politely decline

Hahah rule #32 of Lit: If in doubt, get out.

(If the offer was for a chocolate mint though, I'm totally up for that)

 

[Suzie85]

Hahah rule #32 of Lit: If in doubt, get out.

(If the offer was for a chocolate mint though, I'm totally up for that)

After eight, sir?

 

[mr_d_w]

It would be rude to refuse. It's always after eight.
I mean, I heard the people of Lit were generous but I wasn't expecting this..

 

[Suzie85]

It would be rude to refuse. It's always after eight.
I mean, I heard the people of Lit were generous but I wasn't expecting this..

Just wait until I break out the Ferrero Rocher!

 

[mr_d_w]

Woah there, I'm not even wearing my best suit

 

[Suzie85]

Birthday suits are fine

 

[mr_d_w]

Hahah I don't know, those Ferrero Rocher can be pretty spiky

(We made it to the middle of the week! I used this as an excuse for extra chocolate today)

 

[Suzie85]

What kind of chocolate? I made some chocolate fudge the other day.

 

[mr_d_w]

I'm all about the Lindt eggs lately. I mean, the shops didn't sell out over Easter and now they're priced too well to resist

You win though, because.. well.. homemade chocolate fudge. Any left for us?

All chocolate opinions welcome in this thread

 

[Suzie85]

I'm all about the Lindt eggs lately. I mean, the shops didn't sell out over Easter and now they're priced too well to resist

You win though, because.. well.. homemade chocolate fudge. Any left for us?

All chocolate opinions welcome in this thread

Easy to resist when you can't be bothered to queue up to get in the shop in the first place lol

A few squares left! Either I'm too strict or they're extremely rich and decadent...

 

[enigma3]

Just wait until I break out the Ferrero Rocher!

I'm the type of chap that eats after eight's at midday.......and i dont give a flying fuck..............so there