4soysauce2
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thats too funny
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Cousins out in the rural area have the free stuff, too, and it's at 2006 high price speed, or so said the cousin's daughter, an UBER has MIT grads working for her at GE nerd. It's there, it's good enough to keep the elementary and middle school children taught, keeps the high schoolers off the gaming sites LOL
The things you learn when the nurses in the family do group mental and physical health checks twice daily. LOL
There are going to be a fewer people complaining about how way the teachers have it. Its a tough job. My grandson's teacher is also considering using wine for the math: "Grandma has one 750 ml bottle of wine and two glasses> How much does Grandpa get?" The answer: Grandpa is on his own...
Peanut butter? At school? Damn. I believe if you send nut products to school here the send the Mounties to get you. (I once accidentally sent honey-nut cheerios and got them back with a snottygram, and wrapped like nuclear waste.
...which is why I love the AmPics women. Smart, gorgeous, adventurous and creative.
Yeah, she looks a lot older than 42. I suspect crazy will do that to a person. I think she has cousins here...
But the thing that got me the most was the ads below the story. One is an old pic of an easily discredited perpetual motion machine. I think the other (blue barrel) is a solar still to turn water into gasoline or vodka / hand sanitizer.
I finally gave up and bought a nice little laptop , exactly the same one they use at school, with the same software. The local Board of Ed has started "on line" stuff just this week. He has three different usernames and associated different passwords. yep, the BofE is encouraging Alts...
Y'know, that song is a gazillion years old, but I had never watched the video (I was in University at the time and cable cut into beer and weed money, so I didn't have that luxury). Anyway, the teacher in the black miniskirt reminds me very much of my first French teacher. Which i why I speak crappy French, but can speak for hours on the subject of miniskirts in the late 60s and early 70s...
Fortunately, since we get crappy winter weather where the whole county is shut down, the major employers subsidized optical fibre cables and made sure it was cheap. No WiFi to speak of, but pretty decent service. Sadly that means no excuse for not working.
Just a, I love watching you and your gorgeous titties! Have a swinging Easter this weekend!![]()
Best swing ever!
Thank You for starting my work weekend off to a swinging start.![]()
Sounds just like the Florida that I have come to know and love through Carl Hiaasen's books! Every book is filled with crazy Florida places and people.
Sorry to anyone out there that disagrees. But I doubt there is any cam girl or professional woman. That has your boob size. Matched with your waist size. Matched with your wit. And matched with you willingness to share. THIS undoubtedly makes you the Very best at just being you!! And I do love that !!
I agree 100%
That is the greatest thing I will see today. What a sexy pair of tits. I'd love to have those waving in my face in the morning.
WTF? Page Two? Not on my watch.
I really enjoy your post! You are very sexy and based on what I have read, you are very sweet.
Someone I would love to meet and have fun with (not even involving sex) I think you are very smart and know what you want in life and I deeply hope you get it!! Smile always and make everyone wonder what you are up too!!!!
I want to play on your swing![]()
I do enjoy swinging myself,I want to ride that swing!
thank youMmmm I like it!
lol. thanks.Two of my Favs
I know precisely what you are saying with this image
https://m.imgur.com/BIsJEMS.
I demand that you kiss my beautiful firm shapely naked buttocks goodbye because I am going home and I am going enjoy my 3 day weekend.
I amused myself.thats too funny
so sexy babe
oh. you like my feathers. huh?
happy saturday/sunday/well past wine o'clock.
so I bought some $5 lingerie off amazon. I am sure you are shocked. I thought I'd share the try on as I am bored.
peacock corset
http://i.imgur.com/REPJxO6m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ibJ0xThm.jpg
why yes don't we all need cheap lingerie with feathers haha.
http://i.imgur.com/9L9vQQdm.jpg
I probably shouldn't wine and prime. or wine and lit for that matter.
I like more than your "feathers"![]()
Your cups runneth over. How well do they contain you. I would think those feathers would be irritating
peacock corset
Ready for plucking? No I didn't need my spell checker.
Five bucks? It looks like it kinda fits.
Wine and Prime and Lit all you can. It's good for the soul. Well, not soul ...
You make $5 look like a million.next up in the $5 sale we have this one.
http://i.imgur.com/JqOsolPm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pdDLPB2m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GCVUNh5m.jpg
it doesn't have feathers, but does have some bows and ruffles
You + stockings + any damn thing else ... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!next up in the $5 sale we have this one.
http://i.imgur.com/JqOsolPm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pdDLPB2m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/GCVUNh5m.jpg
it doesn't have feathers, but does have some bows and ruffles
The second one looks better on the body, but its never going to contain the girls. (So I like it) Maybe red is your colour
And Jeffy has been getting a lot more attention from me and my Visa card than usual these days.
You make $5 look like a million.
You + stockings + any damn thing else ... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
happy saturday/sunday/well past wine o'clock.
so I bought some $5 lingerie off amazon. I am sure you are shocked. I thought I'd share the try on as I am bored.
peacock corset
http://i.imgur.com/REPJxO6m.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/ibJ0xThm.jpg
why yes don't we all need cheap lingerie with feathers haha.
http://i.imgur.com/9L9vQQdm.jpg
I probably shouldn't wine and prime. or wine and lit for that matter.
How are you? Long time! Great to see you.
Big fan of the outfits. You give a whole new meaning to peaCOCK! Careful with the feathers. I may be a bit ticklish. Always love stockings. A perfect compliment to any outfit.
And it’s comforting to know that I’m these difficult times, you cups still truly runneth over. Brings a big smile to my face (and some sort of tingling sensation).
WoW! Thank you for starting my Sunday off wonderfully. And, yes, the feathers are a nice touch.
I think that BOTH corsets are very sexy![]()
I’m a loyal subject. I appreciate the royal treatment you provide.Well next in the fashion show is more of a cosplay item... ya know less serious and conventional than the peacock one lol.
anyway, a vest underbust style usually worn with a peasant dress
http://i.imgur.com/knc51Ejm.jpg
I had a peasant blouse sitting out as I wore it this weeks, so I tried it on with that
http://i.imgur.com/68UBq9xm.jpg
and well boobs, because I can, and if I subjugate y'all to fashion shows, there really should be boobs.
http://i.imgur.com/jM4t0ogm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jwU0l2Dm.jpg
You can subjugate me any timeWell next in the fashion show is more of a cosplay item... ya know less serious and conventional than the peacock one lol.
anyway, a vest underbust style usually worn with a peasant dress
http://i.imgur.com/knc51Ejm.jpg
I had a peasant blouse sitting out as I wore it this weeks, so I tried it on with that
http://i.imgur.com/68UBq9xm.jpg
and well boobs, because I can, and if I subjugate y'all to fashion shows, there really should be boobs.
http://i.imgur.com/jM4t0ogm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jwU0l2Dm.jpg
Well next in the fashion show is more of a cosplay item... ya know less serious and conventional than the peacock one lol.
anyway, a vest underbust style usually worn with a peasant dress
http://i.imgur.com/knc51Ejm.jpg
I had a peasant blouse sitting out as I wore it this weeks, so I tried it on with that
http://i.imgur.com/68UBq9xm.jpg
and well boobs, because I can, and if I subjugate y'all to fashion shows, there really should be boobs.
http://i.imgur.com/jM4t0ogm.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jwU0l2Dm.jpg