~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[ydahecnot]

Assumes way to much and drives a Yugo.

Is actually an angel

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Likes cheesy clip art.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Likes cheesy clip art.

He secretly puts Ford engines in Chevy cars.

 

[ydahecnot]

He secretly puts Ford engines in Chevy cars.

Inspired the song Deacon Blue

 

[Ask For More]

Abhors acronyms.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Abhors acronyms.

Never takes the last piece.

 

[SimoneLisbon]

Never takes the last piece.

Lives in LA...

 

[DeckardNYC]

Lives in LA...

Lives around the corner from me. She doesn't know I know where she lives.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Lives around the corner from me. She doesn't know I know where she lives.

In the last election, voted for Al Sharpton as mayor of New York.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

In the last election, voted for Al Sharpton as mayor of New York.

Dresses as a pimp at work when he means to do cutthroat dealings.

 

[jasonmason]

Dresses as a pimp at work when he means to do cutthroat dealings.

She just found out that the tooth ferry never actually existed.

 

[VoraciousValue]

She just found out that the tooth ferry never actually existed.

Is actually a huge germophobe and thus will never go anywhere near a body of water.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Is actually a huge germophobe and thus will never go anywhere near a body of water.

Recently converted to suspenders and is planning a trip to the Golden Gate Bridge.

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Recently converted to suspenders and is planning a trip to the Golden Gate Bridge.

Sings Hanson’s MMMBop at the top of his lungs each and every morning.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Sings Hanson’s MMMBop at the top of his lungs each and every morning.

Nobody remembers him.

 

[Taegul]

Nobody remembers him.

He was Tommy Wiseau's personal acting coach for The Room.

 

[Jada59]

He was Tommy Wiseau's personal acting coach for The Room.

That's not really a lollipop in his mouth. He suffers from life threatening vitamin deficiencies and it's really a very large, cherry flavored vitamin. It's keeping him alive.

 

[mulehead61]

That's not really a lollipop in his mouth. He suffers from life threatening vitamin deficiencies and it's really a very large, cherry flavored vitamin. It's keeping him alive.

She sends out personal videos to random guys on Lit.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

She sends out personal videos to random guys on Lit.

He's actually a Shetland pony

 

[DeckardNYC]

He's actually a Shetland pony

Raises mosquitoes to torture his neighbors

 

[Taegul]

Raises mosquitoes to torture his neighbors

He's been rumored to replace Mike Pence as Trump's running mate for the 2020 election but most analysts think he is too radically religious for the position.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He's been rumored to replace Mike Pence as Trump's running mate for the 2020 election but most analysts think he is too radically religious for the position.

Bought property on the east side of the San Andreas, just in case California does fall into the ocean

 

[sallycee]

Bought property on the east side of the San Andreas, just in case California does fall into the ocean

He is the Royal gardener of Holland......

 

[hpycpl]

He is the Royal gardener of Holland......

refused to watch GOT

 

[Taegul]

Bought property on the east side of the San Andreas, just in case California does fall into the ocean

Lex Luthor has been a tremendous influence in my life lol.

refused to watch GOT

They can't wait for the Punky Brewster reboot.