Swannie's Random Stuff

[ohverbatum7]

To those that messaged about what the bra looks like, how armoured plated and pushed in/up it is, etc, here it is. No poking through this one.

This is not so much of a bra, but an exercise in over engineering, A bit like the Forth Rail Bridge, but then it has survived for 130 years, have you similar plans for your bra?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJbynCZof-U

 

[ohverbatum7]

Sorry for the length of the film, and to add insult to injury here is the words of he traditional Scots song.
Well, I know where I'm goin'
And I know who's goin' with me
I know who I love,
But the dear knows who I'll marry

I have stockings of silk,
Shoes of fine green leather
Combs to buckle my hair
And a ring for every finger

Feather beds are soft,
Painted rooms are bonny,
But I would leave them all
For my handsome, winsome Johnny

Some say he's bad,
But I say he's bonny
Finest of them all
Is my handsome, winsome Johnny

Well, I know where I'm goin'
And I know who's goin' with me
I know who I love,
But the dear knows who I'll marry

 

[missswannie]

I knew you were a movie star, here you are in your modeled unmentionables above!

Unmentionables? I'm not sure I have an unmentionable category. I wear that one usually under a coloured top to accent against the white, not a white blouse. You have to buy nice white bras when you see them as most interesting ones are in black or bright colours.

To those that messaged about what the bra looks like, how armoured plated and pushed in/up it is, etc, here it is. No poking through this one.

This is not so much of a bra, but an exercise in over engineering, A bit like the Forth Rail Bridge, but then it has survived for 130 years, have you similar plans for your bra?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJbynCZof-U

Yes it is an exercise of take a bra and add as many bits to it as you can. The flip side is that it is 6 hooks on the back to support it all. I can still get away with 3 hook bras unless they are sports support ones or my old nursing bras.
The matching knickers to it have so many straps coming off that back that if you sit down it pulls your bum cheeks open. An interesting feeling, almost as if a bloke is giving you a hug but pulling open your bum to see what you have in the mirror behind.

Sorry for the length of the film, and to add insult to injury here is the words of he traditional Scots song.
Well, I know where I'm goin'
And I know who's goin' with me
I know who I love,
But the dear knows who I'll marry

I have stockings of silk,
Shoes of fine green leather
Combs to buckle my hair
And a ring for every finger

Feather beds are soft,
Painted rooms are bonny,
But I would leave them all
For my handsome, winsome Johnny

Some say he's bad,
But I say he's bonny
Finest of them all
Is my handsome, winsome Johnny

Well, I know where I'm goin'
And I know who's goin' with me
I know who I love,
But the dear knows who I'll marry

A lovely song. Always good to know your direction.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Missswanie writes:The matching knickers to it have so many straps coming off that back that if you sit down it pulls your bum cheeks open.

I'll need to have a lie down to contemplate those words, you say the sexiest things, how I wish you could whisper them in my ear.

 

[y=mx+b]

To those that messaged about what the bra looks like, how armoured plated and pushed in/up it is, etc, here it is. No poking through this one.

This here is a fucking fantastic visual. You wear it well.

 

[missswannie]

Missswanie writes:The matching knickers to it have so many straps coming off that back that if you sit down it pulls your bum cheeks open.

I'll need to have a lie down to contemplate those words, you say the sexiest things, how I wish you could whisper them in my ear.

You'll have to imagine them in an Aussie accent

This here is a fucking fantastic visual. You wear it well.

I don't wear it often, as with half of my lingerie drawer, but I can't help buying interesting ones.

 

[Beardpositive77]

You'll have to imagine them in an Aussie accent

I don't wear it often, as with half of my lingerie drawer, but I can't help buying interesting ones.

Oh, have mercy! This made me smile and wonderful thoughts appear.

 

[Justabaldguy]

Unmentionables? I'm not sure I have an unmentionable category. I wear that one usually under a coloured top to accent against the white, not a white blouse. You have to buy nice white bras when you see them as most interesting ones are in black or bright colours

Unmentionables is a word I used to describe underwear since I was little. My response was definitely meant to be a positive as what ever you wear causes my unmentionables to tent. Truly appreciate all your posts.

Respectfully ,

The bald guy

 

[missswannie]

Oh, have mercy! This made me smile and wonderful thoughts appear.

A shared smile and exchange of thought ideas is but what we are all here doing. Keep smiling, it's infectious too.

Unmentionables is a word I used to describe underwear since I was little. My response was definitely meant to be a positive as what ever you wear causes my unmentionables to tent. Truly appreciate all your posts.

Respectfully ,

The bald guy

Don't stress, I twist everything around to keep the conversations going.
But unmentionables though. What item, body part, act is "unmentionable"? Different to everyone I guess, but interesting conversation about what doesn't get mentioned by name or talked about. A conversation about non-consversationable things. I'm always interested in people's cultural limits on topics. And pushing them.

 

[draconus_infernus]

To those that messaged about what the bra looks like, how armoured plated and pushed in/up it is, etc, here it is. No poking through this one.

I’m very surprised I haven’t seen any of my burlesque dancer friends with bras like that.

 

[Ladylush88]

Gorgeous

 

[missswannie]

I’m very surprised I haven’t seen any of my burlesque dancer friends with bras like that.

Honey Birdette, so I would be surprised if they didn't have something like it

Gorgeous

Thank you

 

[missswannie]

Friday in the working from home era. So how was I going to recreate casual friday? I hadn't been wearing pants all week, so had to go the other way and put something fancy on. Sitting on pearls was casual friday, and friday boozy lunch all in one.

Suprisingly, given the pearls, the girls have been behaving themselves today. Barely a bump. It is warm outside. They did not need to be imprisoned again for video conferencing.

 

[Joxlrg]

Can you describe how those pearls feel to me??
I have a visual ( Thank You)
I just would like to read in your own words how they feel. If you can portray that
Please

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Friday in the working from home era. So how was I going to recreate casual friday? I hadn't been wearing pants all week, so had to go the other way and put something fancy on. Sitting on pearls was casual friday, and friday boozy lunch all in one.

Suprisingly, given the pearls, the girls have been behaving themselves today. Barely a bump. It is warm outside. They did not need to be imprisoned again for video conferencing.

You take sexiness to a the next level, lady.

 

[zach20092]

Friday in the working from home era. So how was I going to recreate casual friday? I hadn't been wearing pants all week, so had to go the other way and put something fancy on. Sitting on pearls was casual friday, and friday boozy lunch all in one.

Suprisingly, given the pearls, the girls have been behaving themselves today. Barely a bump. It is warm outside. They did not need to be imprisoned again for video conferencing.

Speechless!!!

 

[ohverbatum7]

Barely a bump

Not so sure about that, one glance at those beauties and the participants would have lost the little sense to concentrate that they ever had.

 

[ohverbatum7]

If they are artificial pearls would they leave a dotted line to the promised land, for the poor of direction?

 

[Mscott9004]

Friday in the working from home era. So how was I going to recreate casual friday? I hadn't been wearing pants all week, so had to go the other way and put something fancy on. Sitting on pearls was casual friday, and friday boozy lunch all in one.

Suprisingly, given the pearls, the girls have been behaving themselves today. Barely a bump. It is warm outside. They did not need to be imprisoned again for video conferencing.

Beautiful pictures Miss S! You are one amazing woman!

 

[zekuma]

Friday in the working from home era. So how was I going to recreate casual friday? I hadn't been wearing pants all week, so had to go the other way and put something fancy on. Sitting on pearls was casual friday, and friday boozy lunch all in one.

Suprisingly, given the pearls, the girls have been behaving themselves today. Barely a bump. It is warm outside. They did not need to be imprisoned again for video conferencing.

Those wet pearls....
That's so hot. You are delivering just the right medicine in these troubled times.

 

[Todger65]

Friday in the working from home era. So how was I going to recreate casual friday? I hadn't been wearing pants all week, so had to go the other way and put something fancy on. Sitting on pearls was casual friday, and friday boozy lunch all in one.
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2093515&stc=1&d=1585908294
Suprisingly, given the pearls, the girls have been behaving themselves today. Barely a bump. It is warm outside. They did not need to be imprisoned again for video conferencing.
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2093516&stc=1&d=1585908294

Pearls, ideal for separating your lips and pressing firmly on your clit, think how good a wedgie would feel with these knickers on.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Friday in the working from home era. So how was I going to recreate casual friday? I hadn't been wearing pants all week, so had to go the other way and put something fancy on. Sitting on pearls was casual friday, and friday boozy lunch all in one.

Suprisingly, given the pearls, the girls have been behaving themselves today. Barely a bump. It is warm outside. They did not need to be imprisoned again for video conferencing.

An ass that nice deserves pearls. I have a few ropes that I'd love to donate to the cause.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Honey Birdette, so I would be surprised if they didn't have something like it
Thank you

Second time I have seen Honey Birdette mentioned on Lit in the past few days, so had to take a peek. Sadly, they stop several cup sizes short of mine. Probably for the best, as they are gorgeous, but pricey. Although they currently have a great sale with some pieces 75-80% off. Beautiful lingerie.

 

[missswannie]

Can you describe how those pearls feel to me??
I have a visual ( Thank You)
I just would like to read in your own words how they feel. If you can portray that
Please

They sit up high in between your lips, or find their way there as you open up a bit and swell. If you walk around there is a bit of movement, if you sit down they can work in more. I tend to gradually get quite wet, but I guess that depends on the individual. The choice of one or two strands depends on whether you want one going over your bum and straight up to the front, or if you want the two to go either side of a more prominent clit. I go for one. I'm not that lippy so the single strand works in well.

You take sexiness to a the next level, lady.

I unashamedly have my fun.

Speechless!!!

Don't be speechless in a written format, I can't interpret your facial expressions from here.

Barely a bump

Not so sure about that, one glance at those beauties and the participants would have lost the little sense to concentrate that they ever had.

I'm sure the are used to it. I have small bump days and then some where they are standing off the planet and won't come down.

If they are artificial pearls would they leave a dotted line to the promised land, for the poor of direction?

Somewhat so. I have access to strings of pearls from the farms and wholesalers so remove the artificial stuff when I buy them and have a real string put on. The real nacre is nicer and slippery, I like a bigger diameter pearl than the stuff they come with, and I can adjust the length to fit nicely. Too loose and they will not go up, to tight and you will chafe your anus, perineum and top of your slit.

Beautiful pictures Miss S! You are one amazing woman!

Don't know about amazing. Maybe a few screws loose perhaps.

Those wet pearls....
That's so hot. You are delivering just the right medicine in these troubled times.

I doubt there is anything medicinal quality, but a bit of sanity in times where you have no control isn't too bad. They do tend to get a bit sticky.

Pearls, ideal for separating your lips and pressing firmly on your clit, think how good a wedgie would feel with these knickers on.

Well they do, front right through to back. As above, I chop off the supplied pearls and put bigger natural ones on so get to adjust the length a bit. I tend to need them just a few pearls tighter than the supplied length which can sit on the labia rather than between them. I leave an extra bit in the back so I can slip it looser if I am having a larger week.

An ass that nice deserves pearls. I have a few ropes that I'd love to donate to the cause.

I have a strange thing about in rather than on, but have allowed decorations from time to time. In between kids I didn't use birth control (I am more natural with full hormones) so it was standard to have it land on my back. The getting it up in my hair was not so good.

Second time I have seen Honey Birdette mentioned on Lit in the past few days, so had to take a peek. Sadly, they stop several cup sizes short of mine. Probably for the best, as they are gorgeous, but pricey. Although they currently have a great sale with some pieces 75-80% off. Beautiful lingerie.

They have improved, especially with Agent Provocateur getting a bit quieter. I am more of a lace cup person than solids so it does allow a little bit of flex on the cup. They tend to sit a touch smaller than the average cup if not lace. My boobs swell and shrink over the month so I have different fitting bras depending. The lace they use is nice, it doesn't scrub your nipples off when they pop up. I'll get a couple of nice boutique operation names to you which make a wider range of cup sizes.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Too loose and they will not go up, to tight and you will chafe your anus, perineum and top of your slit.

I do like a lady that knows her stuff, definitely a hot tip!