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2020 can go fuck itself sideways with a barbed wire dildo.
Fucking fuck, already!
Fucking fuck, already!
What Are You Thinking? Continued 6
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PattiJolene
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moon lighting may be the only way to answer all of that.
LikeableMe
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I’ve been warned we will have our craziest day so far at work today. Oh joy. We’ve brought in as many people as we could!
I’ve been waiting for the iPhone 9 release to finally get a new phone, and the release may now be delayed. Yesterday my current phone kept restarting and requiring activation, now I’m struggling to send and receive messages.
Just need it to hang on a little longer! C’mon phone, don’t let me down now
I’ve been waiting for the iPhone 9 release to finally get a new phone, and the release may now be delayed. Yesterday my current phone kept restarting and requiring activation, now I’m struggling to send and receive messages.
Just need it to hang on a little longer! C’mon phone, don’t let me down now
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The 11 is out just get that. It is pretty much the same as the 8 as far as I can tell.
LikeableMe
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The 11 is a lot more expensive than the 9 is going to be - it’s a long way out of my price range, unfortunately
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Oh really? Weird that the 11 is out but not the 9. I dont know anything about phones but I thought they released them in numerical order. And anytime I go to upgrade they always seem to be basically around the same price but I have to buy 4 at a time so I think they give me a deal and know I am a sucker and just want to get the hell out of there and get to boozing.
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LikeableMe
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Apparently they went straight from 8 to 10 to coincide with their ten year anniversary. They haven’t settle on a name for the phone I’m after, they are playing around with 9 and SE2, but it’s supposed to fill in the gap they left.
I don’t get upgrades, so I’m having to buy a handset outright. The 11 would be around £1000, but the 9 is supposed to be around £400. Unfortunately I just found an article saying the launch is delayed “indefinitely”
https://www.tomsguide.com/uk/news/iphone-9-delayed-indefinitely-multiple-sources-confirm
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Apparently they went straight from 8 to 10 to coincide with their ten year anniversary. They haven’t settle on a name for the phone I’m after, they are playing around with 9 and SE2, but it’s supposed to fill in the gap they left.
I don’t get upgrades, so I’m having to buy a handset outright. The 11 would be around £1000, but the 9 is supposed to be around £400. Unfortunately I just found an article saying the launch is delayed “indefinitely”
https://www.tomsguide.com/uk/news/iphone-9-delayed-indefinitely-multiple-sources-confirm
Are you an IPhone lifer? I am but have suggested to family that we switch to Samsung and they veto me every goddamn time but whatever the fuck.
LikeableMe
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Not really a lifer, I’ve only had one iPhone, which was given to me for free. I just quite like the sound of the one that’s coming out. My phones before this one were Sony, Samsung and Nokia - so I guess you could say I’m not really loyal to any brand. I had a chat with someone in the phone shop near my work recently, and he did recommend a different brand, but in the same sentence as saying he wants to change his iPhone 11 for the newer iPhone when it comes out, so it seems worth the wait
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I really hope that my company survives all the steps that we need to take in order to keep people safe.
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I just said 'go to town' metaphorically as in, 'boy she's really goin' to town on that dick.'
I'm sure i heard it from my mother (the town part, not the dick part. Although i may have gotten that from her too.
), but i can't recall hearing anyone else say it in recent memory. Huh.
I'm sure i heard it from my mother (the town part, not the dick part. Although i may have gotten that from her too.
), but i can't recall hearing anyone else say it in recent memory. Huh.
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The elderly woman across the street from me finally gave in and went into assisted living. Her home has a For Sale sign on the lawn as of this morning.
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I just said 'go to town' metaphorically as in, 'boy she's really goin' to town on that dick.'
I'm sure i heard it from my mother (the town part, not the dick part. Although i may have gotten that from her too.
That's a pretty common euphemism in my neck of the woods.
As is "neck of the woods".
Wild_Honey_66
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That's a pretty common euphemism in my neck of the woods.
As is "neck of the woods".
We say that too!
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This coronavirus does have certain advantages. As bad as it is, it could be far more deadly. In that way we are blessed to have those that we can’t count on in a crisis revealed to us. They are the ones stockpiling all the TP, Purelle and disinfectant so no one else can have any.
Now that we know who they are, should we find them drowning or about to get hit by a train, etc., let’s do our best within reason to help them (wink, wink).
Now that we know who they are, should we find them drowning or about to get hit by a train, etc., let’s do our best within reason to help them (wink, wink).
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It was illegal to curse in virgins until recently
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Why did I wait so long to try that?
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Years ago, my first husband had an affair. The other woman got pregnant, and i got an STD. I was young and heartbroken. I worked with a woman who was older, and wise. She told me this:
A mouse got into a beehive. The bees stung it to death, but they couldn't leave it to rot or it would ruin the honey. So they covered it over and sealed it up with wax. From then on, there was a bump in the hive where the mouse was, but the honey was saved.
Whatever the hurt is will never unhappen. There will always be a bump where the mouse was, but you don't have to let it ruin the honey.
Thank you, Leta Mae.
A mouse got into a beehive. The bees stung it to death, but they couldn't leave it to rot or it would ruin the honey. So they covered it over and sealed it up with wax. From then on, there was a bump in the hive where the mouse was, but the honey was saved.
Whatever the hurt is will never unhappen. There will always be a bump where the mouse was, but you don't have to let it ruin the honey.
Thank you, Leta Mae.
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Curious minds want to know
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Years ago, my first husband had an affair. The other woman got pregnant, and i got an STD. I was young and heartbroken. I worked with a woman who was older, and wise. She told me this:
A mouse got into a beehive. The bees stung it to death, but they couldn't leave it to rot or it would ruin the honey. So they covered it over and sealed it up with wax. From then on, there was a bump in the hive where the mouse was, but the honey was saved.
Whatever the hurt is will never unhappen. There will always be a bump where the mouse was, but you don't have to let it ruin the honey.
Thank you, Leta Mae.
This is one of my favorites posts of all the many that you've made here Honey, it hits all of the feels.
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