Strip Clubs and CoronVirus

[Mr_Underground]

What’s a muh fucker to do?

 

[Lonelywife1205]

What’s a muh fucker to do?

I read on TMZ where one strip club is handing out masks and hand sanitizers to their customers. Now that’s great customer service.

 

[Mr_Underground]

I read on TMZ where one strip club is handing out masks and hand sanitizers to their customers. Now that’s great customer service.

Oh definitely. Deja Vu here handed out 10,000 masks in 2 days. That is one of my favorite hangouts.

 

[Suz_anne]

Oh definitely. Deja Vu here handed out 10,000 masks in 2 days. That is one of my favorite hangouts.

Isn't The Vu the place with the slogan that is something like "100's of pretty girls and 3 ugly ones"?

 

[Mr_Underground]

Isn't The Vu the place with the slogan that is something like "100's of pretty girls and 3 ugly ones"?

I’ve never experienced that but I am usually so fucking coked up that they could all be midgets and I would not notice.

 

[Suz_anne]

I’ve never experienced that but I am usually so fucking coked up that they could all be midgets and I would not notice.

I'm sure you're their favorite customer.

But it does pose an interesting question - what physical quality would make you not want a stripper's attention?

 

[Mr_Underground]

I'm sure you're their favorite customer.

But it does pose an interesting question - what physical quality would make you not want a stripper's attention?

Maybe a mustache or if they only had one leg and even that aint a deal breaker.

 

[Suz_anne]

Maybe a mustache or if they only had one leg and even that aint a deal breaker.

How about too much body hair... down and around her bits and butt?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Isn't The Vu the place with the slogan that is something like "100's of pretty girls and 3 ugly ones"?

Ours in Washington State advertised that for years.

 

[Suz_anne]

Ours in Washington State advertised that for years.

I used to see it on a billboard around here, but that was a loooooong time ago. I can't remember the last time I saw a billboard for a strip club.

Darn morality police.

 

[Mr_Underground]

How about too much body hair... down and around her bits and butt?

I have no issues with a nice bush. As long as they have big jugs too. And there are billboards for strip clubs all over here in FL.

 

[Mr_Underground]

Woke up with text from one of main titty dancers I fuck with and she said they are likely temporarily shutting down. Good news is we can still meet at Waffle House for $300 an hour so things are not that bad.

 

[Taegul]

I don't understand. If the strip clubs are closed down, what the Hell am I supposed to spend the $1,000 (or whatever the amount is) stimulus check on?

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

In Vegas at least one was planning on staying open...

From March 16...
https://news3lv.com/news/local/litt...emain-open-says-drive-thru-shows-start-friday

Guests who are interested in "further separation" will be able to view drive-thru strip shows starting on Friday, Mar. 20.

"And on Saturday, we will be launching our new feature show at midnight, XXX Nude Hand Sanitizer Wrestling," Carlson added.