Virus celebrity death match. (and I own the fucking TV rights)

[hobbit.]

Ok, so some of you cynics might suggest that this is a blatant rip off of the MTV show 'celebrity death match' in which stop go modeling clay figures acted in bogus wrestling matches, a bit hulk hogan Vs hacksaw jim duggan like, or pope john paul ii Vs pol pot..

OH NO, THIS, LADIES, GENTS and transgender confussed peeps, IS NOTHING LIKE THAT .....

This is a whole new concept.
put simply, a virus, say Corona is drawn against another virus (numbered balls in a a hat, each ball equates to a named virus) are drawn against each other

so Corona could be drawn against Ebola, Denge fever Vs black death, etc etc which ever one kills the most people in, say, a twelve monthe period, goes through to the next round. usually in sport a new comer (unless they breach the FFP rules) wouldnt stand a chance, the older more experienced viruses would come out on top. BUT NO! in this game the newer one has the edge - limited immuinity so far, and no immunisation programme!

Obviously to win the top cash prize anyone who has bought the name of the winning virus (excluding Real Madrid) would need to pay a monthly fee to retain a share in the winning jackpot - with no surrender value ( a bit like life insurance), series reruns would generate income, and interest would accrue on the registration fees.

A LIMITED NUMBER OF FRANCHISE AGREEMENTS ARE AVAILABLE ON A FIRST COME FIRST SERVED BASIS.

 

[DroolinFool]

Aww hell. Someone call coati. Someone is advocating death, destruction, dismemberment, harsh language, or unpleasant thoughts. Lol.

 

[hobbit.]

Aww hell. Someone call coati. Someone is advocating death, destruction, dismemberment, harsh language, or unpleasant thoughts. Lol.

Its entertainment!! FFS!!

an offshoot project could be the nuclear bombing of hot spots, such as Italy, a bit like , oh I dont know, say introducing the offside law, or LBW, or some strange baseball rule that no one else follows. Nuclear conflagration for humanitys sake, Sponsors would love it. "Tonight, SPONSORED BY STARBUCKS - IRELAND GOES UP IM A CLOUD"

 

[DroolinFool]

Its entertainment!! FFS!!

an offshoot project could be the nuclear bombing of hot spots, such as Italy, a bit like , oh I dont know, say introducing the offside law, or LBW, or some strange baseball rule that no one else follows. Nuclear conflagration for humanitys sake, Sponsors would love it. "Tonight, SPONSORED BY STARBUCKS - IRELAND GOES UP IM A CLOUD"

Oh, I wasn't hacking on you. Just wouldn't be surprised if he or a trouser stain like him shows up whining about it.

 

[hobbit.]

Oh, I wasn't hacking on you. Just wouldn't be surprised if he or a trouser stain like him shows up whining about it.

haters will always be haters Bro! peace and good will to you.

(These bastard TV critics seriously get on my tits)

 

[DroolinFool]

haters will always be haters Bro! peace and good will to you.

(These bastard TV critics seriously get on my tits)

Absolutely. Might as well enjoy toying with them.

 

[hobbit.]

Absolutely. Might as well enjoy toying with them.

Indeed. Peace and Love.

especially if they are tied to a spit over a charcoal pit with an apple in their mouth and a carrot up their shitter.

 

[DroolinFool]

Indeed. Peace and Love.

especially if they are tied to a spit over a charcoal pit with an apple in their mouth and a carrot up their shitter.

Oh, no he dih-und!