are you afraid of the coronavirus?

[hobbit.]

While he's in Ireland he can do Daniel O'Donnell too, he looks like a fucking carrier.

Talking of which, the cunt who sits two desks away from me was coughing and spluttering this morning so I gargled me hand sanitiser for five minutes. Always vigilant.

Ogg? O'Donnell needs a double tap.

Ok might aswell get value from the ferry ticket, two for one sounds ok (any of the Nolans you come across are probably carriers aswell).

Coughing can be useful, imagine your in a queue, Ogg is away "on business" the queue is long... you cough and splutter loudly then mutter "since i came back from china this cough keeps getting worse" queue shortens rapidly

 

[LupusDei]

Total Confirmed
83,867
Confirmed Cases by Country/Region

78,824 Mainland China
2,337 South Korea
705 Others
655 Italy
388 Iran

...

1 Estonia
...

So, supposedly a guy from Iran with a living permit in Estonia was home visiting family. On the way back he took a plane to Riga, Latvia, then a public buss from airport to central train station in Riga, then yet another public buss over to Tallinn. Upon arrival in Tallinn he turned himself in to hospital. Allegedly he knew he's probably ill back in Iran, but intentionally went to Estonia judging their medicine better or whatever his thinking was.

No confirmed cases in Latvia so far, but if the above story is correct... also, allegedly there were travelers from other countries between his possible contacts who since have left the country.

 

[hobbit.]

, allegedly there were travelers from other countries between his possible contacts who since has left the country.

Ogg, just go directly to nuclear, poseidon option.

 

[FataMorgana]

Ogg, just go directly to nuclear, poseidon option.

Do you think we should go with him? I could pick up some white puddings.

 

[hobbit.]

Do you think we should go with him? I could pick up some white puddings.

Probably best not to, he works best alone, and distance = maximum deniability.

White puddings can be bought in many delicatesan shops now (well the lower end ones) what about Guiness and whelks? good test of the stomachs abilty to retain things - a bit like a witch finder test for covid or whatever the fuck it gets renamed as next week, it like bloody snickers bars!

 

[FataMorgana]

Probably best not to, he works best alone, and distance = maximum deniability.

White puddings can be bought in many delicatesan shops now (well the lower end ones) what about Guiness and whelks? good test of the stomachs abilty to retain things - a bit like a witch finder test for covid or whatever the fuck it gets renamed as next week, it like bloody snickers bars!

You're right, he has that whole "The Jackal" thing going on. Cold as fuck.

I got some from Morrisons once, supposedly from a faux Galway company, tasted like the devil's semen. Couldn't even liven them up with a ton of ketchup. I'll just live on the memories of the ones we got direct from the butcher's in Mallow. Even the acid reflux was glorious.

 

[hobbit.]

You're right, he has that whole "The Jackal" thing going on. Cold as fuck.

I got some from Morrisons once, supposedly from a faux Galway company, tasted like the devil's semen. Couldn't even liven them up with a ton of ketchup. I'll just live on the memories of the ones we got direct from the butcher's in Mallow. Even the acid reflux was glorious.

Ogg is indeed one cold hearted mutha - makes john shaft look warm and cuddly (also slightly higher melanin content, but detail)

Morrisons do some good ethnic foods, and some excellent wines and spirits, sadly they stopped selling 'bulls blood' and excellent pre BDSM game red wine, responsible for a good many arrests (and release without charge) nights in.

Og might well be reading the Tain', in prep for his trip 'overseas'

 

[butters]

Here is a neat interactive tracking map by John Hopkins ...

https://gisanddata.maps.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

that's the one i've been using, pookster

 

[butters]

so korea's been testing two thousand people a day but america has only tested just over 1,000 in weeks.

 

[KeithD]

so korea's been testing two thousand people a day but america has only tested just over 1,000 in weeks.

South Korea remained in sustained preparation mode. The Trump administration gutted existing programs, left key positions unfilled, has denigrated science, and continues to lie about the situation. The result is hardly surprising to anyone but a braindead Trumpette--perhaps soon to be a dead Trumpette. Karma that. I'm looking to the possibility of a high karma count in the enabling U.S. Senate Republican ranks.

 

[butters]

usa population = 330,352,865

2% of that is 6,607,057.3


world population = 7.8 billion

2% of that is 156,000,000

 

[Pookie]

usa population = 330,352,865

2% of that is 6,607,057.3


world population = 7.8 billion

2% of that is 156,000,000

Most of the deaths would be Boomers too.

 

[butters]

Most of the deaths would be Boomers too.

i could be a smartarse and say 'silver-lining, anyone?' but will refrain

i personally know too many that might be affected badly by this. (not necessarily boomers, either)

 

[KeithD]

i personally know too many that might be affected badly by this. (not necessarily boomers, either)

Including Trumpettes, much to their inconvenient belated awakening, I'm sure.

 

[domroger]

I posted I was not scared by the virus ,then Pence was appointed in charge ,now I'm fucking terrified .

 

[butters]

but don't you know we're all supposed to be delighted and proud of the impeached president who has taken historically aggressive actions to keep americans safe from this virus? according to his weasley little spokesperson right now, anyway

yeah, me either

 

[KeithD]

but don't you know we're all supposed to be delighted and proud of the impeached president who has taken historically aggressive actions to keep americans safe from this virus? according to his weasley little spokesperson right now, anyway

yeah, me either

It's a real test of faith for the board Trumpettes, though. They won't stop trolling, but their hypocrisy quotient will be going up tenfold between what they actually know and what they lie.

 

[DeluxAuto]

Trump says the coronavirus is the Democrats’ ‘new hoax’

This guy

 

[Saint_Ann]

I posted I was not scared by the virus ,then Pence was appointed in charge ,now I'm fucking terrified .

The corona virus smells fear.

 

[silver gurl]

One confirmed case in Montreal.

 

[KUJACK]

Really!

I could die a from thousand of causes
WTF

 

[dp4shelly]

No

No, I do not fear that I will die from this virus. It appears to have a low mortality rate and since the POTUS acted so quickly to protect the USA I have little to fear since I live in the USA. However, if the Ebola virus gets into a large city then millions or even billions could die. In the case of a global Ebola virus it would be necessary to secure the border. Therefore efforts to get the wall built make a lot of sense so that there is less to fear about infections diseases like Corona virus, Ebola virus as well as terrorists and drug dealers and other thugs. The boarder wall will never stop it all, just as a face mask will never stop all of the infectious diseases. But a quality face mask can help. It serves the same function as a border wall. It lets breathable air in and keeps the crap out.

 

[DeluxAuto]

I could die a from thousand of causes
WTF

Can you do it soon?

 

[TunnelKing089]

SARS,West Nile Virus,H1N1,Swine flu,whatever they all come and go.Didn't think about it much today.

Mad Cow disease and Ebola could get bad if that got going though.

 

[KeithD]

I could die a from thousand of causes
WTF

Karma would be (and might well be) for you to receive a fatal dose of reality from this. Be sure to be wearing a MAGA hat when they inform you there aren’t enough respirators for them to put you on one to prolong your life a bit. I’m sure Trump will arrange for you to go to the head of the line on that. He’s so loyal to those who are fooled by him to the bitter end.