I triggered conager so hard he made a thread about me?

I didn't realize I was so important to warrant my own thread! I feel very, extra special. I mean, I am special but I didn't know I was special to conager. That makes me feel good.

Anyway, why am I making this thread? Well it's to share the secrets of my success with triggering people like conager, bot, dawn, etc. They're all crazy right wingers, obviously, and they can't think for themselves. They're kind of like the Borg except if the Borg were as pathetic, fat, and hooked on pills as Rush Limbaugh is. And racist, sexist, transphobic, etc. I could go on but needless to say their hero is a chubby orange Nazi-wannabe with a thing for his daughter and a shitty comb over.

Knowing this, that they all share a small, lizard brain, it's just a matter of picking one thing that really upsets them. Now most things piss them off, women with agency, Muslims walking around, etc. it's pretty easy to do that. Bot it's guns (he has some weird sexual fetish with them), dawn anything to do with economics (the Amity Shales post she got obliterated on is a classic), and conager it's grammar.

How do I know this? Well look conager literally said it



Seeing this I thought "Oh man he's got a kick me sign on his back and he doesn't know it!" Looking closely at thread you'll see I lured in all the right wingers with an excellent argument they didn't bother to refute because they're, well, dopes.

Now all I had to do was wait someone to take the bait. Speare did and I thought "I can make this sentence into what I want with a little crafty editing". And the rest is history conager got so triggered he went full nuclear. It's fantastic. He even posted like fucking if/then statements! He's so pissed. He was up at 4am still worked up about it.

I seriously thought I'd trigger him but this is a fucking epic triggering. I don't think anyone has gotten trolled this hard since I predicated dawn would spout some bullshit about Foxconn.

Anyway, the next time the right tells you they're "tough" or "strong" or "smart" just remember conager's reaction to stepping in something he set himself up for.

You're indeed welcome conager!

Fyp ywia :)
 
Aw come on you gotta let conager get all worked up about this stuff! Remember he made a whole thread he was rage posting on until 4am?

And if you want to make a parody of this, my parody thread, feel free.

Ha! Couldn't resist my inner brat. :D
 
In fairness to the little fella Connie, if you look over in Wat's TUSCl 8.0 thread (the one that documents the squalid daily existence of the gig economy lifestyle), you'll see that the little queerbait's 20 year old car got towed.

This can be a financial disaster when you make your living muling drugs and old people around.

He's been uber-pissy since (pun semi-intended).
 
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The Aspy fairy whacked him pretty hard at birth.

It's pretty obvious here when he forgets to take his adderall. His shitpist count leaps from 10 or so a day to well over 60, which are Housesquaw-level numbers and very close to WelfareBot's insane shitpist count.

He's the "original" Seven of Nine (slightly bigger tits though).

https://i.imgur.com/LQMiqvE.png

Ah, was it this post that triggered the little tranny into making another vanity thread for you?

I think he wants to suck your cock.
 
In fairness to the little fella Connie, if you look over in Wat's TUSCl 8.0 thread (the one that documents the squalid daily existence of the gig economy lifestyle), you'll see that the little queerbait's 20 year old car got towed.

This can be a financial disaster when you make your living muling drugs and old people around.

He's been uber-pissy since (pun semi-intended).

Oh fuck. Really?

Not that I wanna laugh at that because that's some real life shit to happen, but

https://media.giphy.com/media/26AHszU183LU0wa6A/giphy.gif
 
I slapped that racist shit stain so hard his pointy hood flew right off his fugly head.
 
Ah, was it this post that triggered the little tranny into making another vanity thread for you?

I think he wants to suck your cock.

Wait what?
*takes the little fella off iggy temporarily*


HAHAHAHA
Hey RORY! SUCK IT! I got 59 vanity threads now to your puny 41! You ain't ever gonna catch The Rob!
 
I'm sure somewhere he's rage posting and seething with bot that they had to interact with a black woman that one time.

Like I made this thread to trigger/parody their petty vindictiveness but I had no idea it was going to go so well that it basically allowed me to live rent free in his little pea brain.

Could you imagine if they were this outraged at Trump for setting up kiddie concentration camps? Oh their misplaced anger!
 
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