Erotic twists to mainstream film plots

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So, towards the end of that old classic "High Noon", Gary Cooper entertains Grace Kelly with more than just a gunfight.

"Snow White" finds she's awakened by a little bit more than just a princely kiss.

I'm trying to put together a series of well-known "moments" from mainstream films. The idea is to poke gentle fun, even if The Erotic is generally not a safe subject for humour. I think it's important to choose things where the reader/audience is definitely NOT expecting any erotic content. Incongruity is what I'm after.

Currently pondering what possibilities there may be in "Groundhog Day", "The Sound of Music" and "Gone with the Wind". I'm looking to put together maybe ten or twelve of the these small parody-pastiches as a kind of story cycle.

Any suggestions would be very gratefully received.
 
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An erotic "Mary Poppins" could be interesting. How about an erotic "Friends" from TV?

I'd be down with an erotic Mary Poppins. I always thought Julie Andrews was sexy as that character, even though she's dressed in those conservative outfits from start to finish, covered from neck to toe.

Andrews was gorgeous and great at playing those prim and proper ladies, but you have to wonder if she might have been hiding a little bit of an inner freak.
 
I have an erotic pastiche of Gone with the Wind posted here at Lit. It's called "Porn with the Wind," and it involves a plantation owner's daughter who is so stretched out from being such a slut, that she is in seek of a slave with a big enough cock to satisfy her. No, it isn't very subtle.
 
Snow White is based on a Bro. Grimm fairy tale the White Maiden on in the original German Weissmaechen...

Lisa's short I/T fan fiction Weissmaechen is in her collection linked below (she has seven half-brothers).
 
Snow White is based on a Bro. Grimm fairy tale the White Maiden on in the original German Weissmaechen...

Lisa's short I/T fan fiction Weissmaechen is in her collection linked below (she has seven half-brothers).


Incorrect. The original German is 'Schneewittchen' or 'Schneeweisschen'. If your version existed at all it would be spelled 'WeissmaeDchen' - but it doesn't...

Anyway, a great idea this which, as has been pointed out, can be adapted to other things like well-known books, fairy tales and even nursery rhymes. Heaven alone knows what Jack and Jill might do once up that hill...
 
Fairy Tales lend themselves well to erotic treatment because many of them already have a somewhat twisted or erotic subtext. Anne Rice turned Sleeping Beauty into a weird BDSM series of books. The prince wakes her up by fucking her, not kissing her.

I think Beauty and the Beast could be a great erotic story. I started working on an erotic horror/romance based loosely on it but never finished it.

Think of the possibilities of Snow White. Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the best fuck of all? And all those dwarves cooped up with her in the little house.

HG Wells Time Machine could be an interesting BDSM story -- the morlocks and the eloi.
 
Incorrect. The original German is 'Schneewittchen' or 'Schneeweisschen'. If your version existed at all it would be spelled 'WeissmaeDchen' - but it doesn't...

Anyway, a great idea this which, as has been pointed out, can be adapted to other things like well-known books, fairy tales and even nursery rhymes. Heaven alone knows what Jack and Jill might do once up that hill...

Interesting, We assumed that the old 1906 book we bought was a reprint of the 1854 Grimm Brothers version. Well, because while our German ain't the best it says "1854" and "Grimm" on the title page.

We may have a very early work of fan fiction. Which is probably way cooler than a reprint.

Right you are I misspelled WeissmaeDchen. Well it actually has an umlaut instead of that 'e' but my phone doesn't.

In Weissmaedchen, she is rescued by her half-brothers (it says brueder but also mentions that she is her mothers only child so guess they are halfs, brueder is not mentioned with regards to the Jager, nor is Jagermeister. They are not dwarfs, but I guess illegitimate sons of the Duke.

The 'German days of the week' names are used for the half-brothers who live in the forest. But as printed the story is too violent for LitE, the Queen was tortured to death at the end of the story. Forced to dance while wearing white hot metal shoes.
 
Some erotic twists have already been done to mainstream stories/movies, which, frankly, I don't know if you can do one better.

Mary Poppins was alluded to in Blake Edwards 1981 movie S.O.B. in which, his real life wife, Julie Andrews, shows her boobs (it was more than that, it only culminated in only that much, although the point was the actress was seeking to sully her "pure" Walt Disney image. The movie was a movie in itself, about her journey from an actress who is used to portraying a Mary Poppins character who goes topless simply for the lol's).

A modified version of Pinocchio, called "Pinocchia" was drawn by Gibrat and Leroi. Each time she lies about having sex (and she wants to have sex like a real girl!), her boobs get bigger, and only spankings will make her boobs normal again.

Sleeping Beauty was rewritten by Anne Rice under the nom de plume A.N. Roquelaure titled "The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty."

Snow White was depicted in a pornographic movie in 1978 titled "7 in Snowy" by Entertainment Ventures (EVI).

There's many, many more, and I'm not trying to dampen your creativity, but just pointing out that you'll have to go farther afield, if you want to do something original.

Almost all of the brothers Grimm stories have been done in erotic parody...
 
There's a LOT of erotica out there with Alice and the Queen pf Hearts, Mad Hatter, Snow White, Sinderlla and others.

Run through Deviant Art someday.
 
Some other ideas:

I just saw the new version of Little Women (it's very good -- I recommend it). You could make a really twisted porn version of that story. Jo becomes a porn writer. Amy becomes a high class escort. Meg gets involved in a BDSM relationship. Beth suffers from the effects of STDs. Etc.

Jane Austen stories are fertile ground for erotica because of the combination of societal restraint and economic need. Mr. Darcy as a dom who wants Elizabeth as his sub (I guess 50 shades is a bad version of that story).

It's easy to imagine many twisted kinky takes on The Wizard of Oz.
 
^^ Nearly any western could include more detailed Bordello storylines. Miss Kitty was a Madam after all, no?

'The Cheyenne Social Club' was set in a bordello, but only played for comedic effect.
 
In the original Battlestar Galactica series, Cassiopeia was a "Socialator" which was their attempt at trying to introduce the concept of an Escort or Geisha, but the network nixed anything involving that subplot, as the Cassiopeia/Starbuck/Athena love triangle sputtered to a close before it really began, but that storyline seemed like it might have been interesting... Oh! A love "triad tirade," you might say (but FMF)!
(In later episodes, the Socialator became a nurse)

In the new series of Battlestar Galactica, they completely removed the Cassiopeia character all together.
 
The Best Little Whore House in Texas was... Oh, never mind.
 
It seems to me that most posters have gone straight to supposing I was looking for complete erotic re-writes of films.

Closer inspection of my OP will reveal that I was looking more for "twists" on particularly well known plot scenes or "moments".
 
It seems to me that most posters have gone straight to supposing I was looking for complete erotic re-writes of films.

Closer inspection of my OP will reveal that I was looking more for "twists" on particularly well known plot scenes or "moments".

Nope, at least speaking for myself (duh).

My intent was to point out that the "twists" you thought novel and new are already well documented by previous endeavors, and thus anything you write up would have to be monumentally different from anything previously written.

...then I proposed a couple of mainstream plots that, as far as I know, haven't been explored in fan-fics.
 
I'm sure it's been done, but I was a huge Wizard of Oz fan as a kid. And Harry Potter too of course. Does anyone know if there are some good erotic stories with those themes?
 
I'm sure it's been done, but I was a huge Wizard of Oz fan as a kid. And Harry Potter too of course. Does anyone know if there are some good erotic stories with those themes?

A simple search of the internet is easy to do and I believe you will be able to find a selection.
 
I'm sure it's been done, but I was a huge Wizard of Oz fan as a kid. And Harry Potter too of course. Does anyone know if there are some good erotic stories with those themes?

Unfortunately, it's against the rules of the forum to offer up links to stories hosted on other websites. It's the competition so to speak, so...

As far as on Literotica, what Knotural suggested is the best way to find (any) stories on Literotica as well. Most of these web-based forums suck when it comes to their search engines. I belong to several, and not one of them does as good a search as google.

However, to give you a push...
https://tags.literotica.com/wizard of oz/
https://tags.literotica.com/harry potter/
 
......A modified version of Pinocchio, called "Pinocchia" was drawn by Gibrat and Leroi. Each time she lies about having sex (and she wants to have sex like a real girl!), her boobs get bigger, and only spankings will make her boobs normal again....

I remember an erotic movie that I saw back in the 70s while it college. It was a Pinocchio parody, with the tagline "It's not his NOSE that grows!" I don't remember it being very explicit, but it was definitely sex oriented.
 
..... Heaven alone knows what Jack and Jill might do once up that hill...

Jack and Jill went up a hill
Each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two-fifty. OWWWW!!!!

- Andrew Dice Clay
 
Jack and Jill went up a hill
Each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down with two-fifty. OWWWW!!!!

- Andrew Dice Clay

Nah, it's more fun to fill in the missing words:

'Jack and Jill went up the hill to...

Jack...

..and Jill came.'
 
I've always felt the biggest flaw of Lord of the Rings was . . . no sex. It's just too damn chaste. I mean, all that time out in the wilderness, and the hobbits don't have even one wet dream? Eowyn practically throws herself at Aragorn, and he's been on the trail for months, and he doesn't think to himself "What Arwen doesn't know won't hurt her"?

It inspired me to write a story, which I'm working on. It features a nubile, female elf warrior. And hobbits in need.
 
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