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I am on a flight to San Diego right now. The man next to me is sound asleep and continues to fart. What are my options if any? Is there a way to have the oxygen masks drop down without making the plane nosedive first?

My toes have started curling. Can I get the coronavirus from gas exchange?

Ugh
 
Update:

People behind me are wondering where that smell is coming from. After playing charades they now know it isn’t me.
 
Update:

He just woke himself up. Difficult to make eye contact when you know you’re the cause of the retched smell wafting through the cabin. However I am doing my best to make eye contact with him.
 
Ask the flight attendant for ear plugs. Hopefully they are the soft squishy kind (the plugs, not the attendant [nothing wrong with that btw]). Put them in your nose and breath through your mouth.

Or see if there’s any perfume ads in the magazines left in the seats.
 
As long as there aren’t any fucking snakes on the fucking plane
 
There are certain things people cannot--REPEAT: CANNOT--do while they are asleep. One is sniffle, and another is fart. Your guy is awake, so nudge him and tell him to stop farting. Legally, you could tell a stewardess as this constitutes deployment of hazardous biological entities.
 
Update:

Now my stomach is curdling. However I have great ass clenching abilities to be able to hold it in. It took a lot of time to do that. Prior I would clench and they would deep out slowly in a high pitch tone. High pitch squeals coming out of a 6’5” 250lbs person is not ideal.
 
Apisto42 said:
Ask the flight attendant for ear plugs. Hopefully they are the soft squishy kind (the plugs, not the attendant [nothing wrong with that btw]). Put them in your nose and breath through your mouth.

Or see if there’s any perfume ads in the magazines left in the seats.
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I fear I would be able to taste it if I breathed through my mouth.
 
kurrginatorX said:
There are certain things people cannot--REPEAT: CANNOT--do while they are asleep. One is sniffle, and another is fart. Your guy is awake, so nudge him and tell him to stop farting. Legally, you could tell a stewardess as this constitutes deployment of hazardous biological entities.
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You can’t fart in your sleep? My wife is a twat. I shall punch her in the kidney next time that happens.
 
Update:

He is now looking around acting as if nothing has happened. I feel sorry for the next person that will be sitting in that seat next. I guarantee he melted some of the padding.
 
For future reference, the only way to combat that is retaliation and escalation. You know where his carry on is and you know what you have to do.
 
Just remember, you're flying to San Diego so the headache and noseache will soon be forgotten. 😁

SDRox.
 
And that is why I hate flying Southwest. However I am now in San Diego for a few days. Time to make up for that awfulness.
 
Vicks Vapor Rub as horrible as it is should be a part of every air travelers carry on baggage.
 
I'm not sure why you were trying to be so nice about it tho. I would have absolutely nudged him and said, hey man. You should probably go to the toilet.
 
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