Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[ohverbatum7]

I assume it is from some really old guy who hasn't been laid this century.

Hey don't dismiss old guys, just give them one good blow job, and feel you have done your good deed for today.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Fair point.

that was my thought

Thank fuck for titties and digital file sharing.

As for the Litties, I suggested a category for titties, which alas; I missed my chance to effect. We all know who'd win the titty littie.

I can't get inside the head of someone who doesn't like cowgirl.
What's not to love?

Besides, as an occasional penetratee, it's my favorite; resulting in the penetrator receiving a bit of glazing of the torso.

1st oh my god, I love the bright pink hair in the avi. 2nd. thank you

and I don't want to win just a titty award, I want to win an award that puts titty skill levels to the test. now, that I could get behind. I have no idea what that would be, but it sounds hysterical. some sort of titty obstacle course. If I ever find that, even if it ends in "Thon" I will still sign up.

and seriously, a world without cowgirl is just a scary awful place. Everyone needs control sometimes. I could never be with a man more than once who had a problem with it (I assume I learn about the problem after I am already nude and wet, so the once would likely happen)

cock pop thread

Any cock worth it's salt doesn't pop, it explodes.

haha. ok valid point, but I do really like the whole springing up thing. it is awesome. just like slowly watching an erection grow. So very cool. penises are so interesting.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I take hard cocks very seriously,

The ones you don't take seriously, do you just laugh and move on?

I rarely move on, but sure sometimes I might laugh. come on, like a helicopter is funny, how can one not laugh. If someone is doing something silly with their dick, I will laugh.

I assume it is from some really old guy who hasn't been laid this century.

Hey don't dismiss old guys, just give them one good blow job, and feel you have done your good deed for today.

haha. you are right, I don't do my part for old guys. I've done good deeds for military guys, first responders, etc, but I have never actually had sexual contact with a man over 55ish. sure men who would be significantly older than that now, but not at the time. I generally stayed within 20 years of my own age.

 

[Oz_John]

Monday's ramble was fascinating in every respect.

 

[ohverbatum7]

curious how the ball of string comes into play

Without the ball of string my trousers would fall down, and you try to operatate a flux capacitor with your kecks round your ankles.

 

[ohverbatum7]

I thought you were a try anything sort of gal, If you would close your eyes and suck my 85year old tadger, spit it out after a minute, and bring a brief moment of joy into my life.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Monday's ramble was fascinating in every respect.

I probably overshared a bit today, huh.

curious how the ball of string comes into play

Without the ball of string my trousers would fall down, and you try to operatate a flux capacitor with your kecks round your ankles.

haha. side note, I had to google kecks. See you aren't the only one feeling the language barrier sometimes.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I thought you were a try anything sort of gal, If you would close your eyes and suck my 85year old tadger, spit it out after a minute, and bring a brief moment of joy into my life.

you are very right. I don't know. I just assumed men of a certain age had no interest and they talked to people on ham radios and watched hours and hours of war documentaries. Clearly I was very wrong.

 

[Mtnmike]

Well happy Wet Wednesday, Whatever is on my phone Wednesday, and Video Vednesday (because Clark is really trying to make that a thing...even though he might not be able to focus on it now).

Click the Gif for the longer video


http://i.imgur.com/PQQziYa.gif

Absolutely Beautiful Video, you always amaze me
I have to agree on your 3 favorite positions, as they a mine too.
Give me a woman that wants to ride and give me her Tits and I'm in heaven.

 

[wilderness]

Well happy Wet Wednesday, Whatever is on my phone Wednesday, and Video Vednesday (because Clark is really trying to make that a thing...even though he might not be able to focus on it now).

Click the Gif for the longer video


http://i.imgur.com/PQQziYa.gif

And for todays ramble, I am going to talk about other threads in lit.

First, the Playground Litties. I don’t have a playground thread, but I like to stroll through there quite often, as do many ampic exhibitionists and voyeurs. I know your heart or groin tends to belong to truly belong to just one, but many of us do enjoy the other side too. It has been stated to tell people to nominate, thus I am because I can be a team player sometimes. Hey, it fucking happens. Actually, I’d like to play with more teams. Mmm. please. Anyway, if you are a playgrounder, but have been in here because you are really busy with your dick in your hand, and haven’t seen the thread over there, when you get done playing with your cock, please send me a video, then hop over here to view the categories, and send ihateclowns your nominations.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1517083

Now, it is very important that you do not mix up the two. I highly doubt ihateclowns wants your cock videos and would likely be confused maybe even disturbed depending on what is in the video. Send me the baloney pony videos and him the nominations (and let’s see if I just broke my mailbox).

Again, because it can not be said enough, Shaking hands with the milkman videos come to me. thanks

I will also share that I have not submitted nominations, but when I do, if there is a user named No Opinion, he will be nominated for many litties. I have me for funniest female though, because I am fucking hilarious, damn it. Most of the categories are really hard though.

2nd, stumbled across this gem.
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1517021

I find the comment about cowgirl quite disconcerting.

For those too lazy to click, the comment is “Now, there was one thing wrong, and that was when she lowered herself onto his dick. People need to think about this, a huge weight is lowering onto a relatively less weighty object, his dick. If she were to suddenly lose balance and impale awkwardly an injury could easily spoil his dick for the rest of his life. This procedure is favoured by hookers, who know that The John can not escape from the condom and Go Bareback. That is no reason why a sensible man should place himself in such jeopardy.”

What the fuck. Cowgirl is in my top three favorite positions, and I cannot remain silent while a man is trying to talk other men out of it with misinformation. I am a fan of this position, usually as a first position because it makes me cum fast which makes me continue to cum more often. I do not want to live in a world where a man is not going to let me climb on and ride his hard cock for a while. That would be a sad world.

So yes “penile fractures” can happen, but it is quite rare. Worrying about that while I am riding you is like worrying about a plane falling from the sky while you are driving. If you want to worry, worry about those big trucks coming right for you. In this case... my boobs. Your cock will be fine, I promise, but you will probably get hit in the face my boobs. I hope you can just be a man about it.

Number 2, not only are penile fractures incredible rare, in every country but the United States, the most common cause is masturbation. Apparently, men in other countries are not quite doing it right, I don’t know. Now in America, sex is the number one cause, but it isn’t cowgirl that is the number one position. It is doggy style. And I bet it is because those dudes were going for playing the “oops wrong hole” game, which is rude by the way. Please inform me before trying to stick your dick in my ass, k, thanks. I am not telling you this to make guys think twice about doggy style, because again, that is also in my top 3 favorite positions, and I do not want to live in a world where a man isn’t going to pound me from behind from time to time. Just advising against the “oops” game, try asking instead. And guess what, cowgirl isn’t even the 2nd most likely position either. Surprisingly, the second most likely position is missionary. I don’t know what the fuck they are doing there to cause it, but as we can see, penile fractures are very rare, and most of them, men did on their own. Had very little to do with the chick. Cowgirl doesn’t come in until position 3. Now, there shall be no bad mouthing of cowgirl because I fucking love it. And no bad mouthing doggie style either, because of the same reason, I fucking love it. No worrying, shut up, let me climb on, thanks.

And finally, if you are going to video your cock for me before you cum, just remember I have a strong, maybe bizarre, enjoyment of watching cocks spring up. Maybe it is because all my body parts just bounce down, I don’t know. Either way, I do enjoy this thread because it appeals to my springy bouncy hard cock liking aesthetic. https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1479640&page=17

Clean and educational. Thank you!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Absolutely Beautiful Video, you always amaze me
I have to agree on your 3 favorite positions, as they a mine too.
Give me a woman that wants to ride and give me her Tits and I'm in heaven.

thank you. glad you enjoy. and I will totally side eye any man who doesn't like my 3 favorite positions. not like I am talking acrobatics. They are all common, time tested, classic positions that everyone should enjoy.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Clean and educational. Thank you!

hum, if you found it clean, I think I need to up my game.

 

[RjThoughts]

When I was young and flexible, reverse cowgirl was not popular: Ride the Rocket was

I've had bruised penis before, and it's not nice

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

When I was young and flexible, reverse cowgirl was not popular: Ride the Rocket was

I've had bruised penis before, and it's not nice

Well now you know I am going to ask a none of my business question because I really want to know how. You can't just drop a statement abour a bruised penis but not elaborate.

So how to your penis get bruised?

 

[wilderness]

hum, if you found it clean, I think I need to up my game.

Your body was clean, that’s all.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Your body was clean, that’s all.

Well, I guess that is correct. I think overall though I have succeeded in being fairly dirty today.

 

[Dandum1570]

Haha. What about graphs about boobs? Or oh graphs on boobs. I didn't know it, but I want to graph something on my boobs.

After consultation with the committee, I'll allow it.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

After consultation with the committee, I'll allow it.

you know the next time I get there is going to be a video discussion with me drawing graphs on my boobs and discussing some pointless bullshit, right?

 

[RjThoughts]

Well now you know I am going to ask a none of my business question because I really want to know how. You can't just drop a statement abour a bruised penis but not elaborate.

So how to your penis get bruised?

College girlfriend became a little, just a little, too enthusiastic riding me, we didn't align right, came down, and bruised me. Ice and more ice, still was discolored the next morning.

More painful than having a soccer ball hit me in the balls!!

 

[WerdNerd]

Ride me, cowgirl. Penile fracture would not even enter my mind as I am entering you.
Climb in and slide down.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Well happy Wet Wednesday, Whatever is on my phone Wednesday, and Video Vednesday (because Clark is really trying to make that a thing...even though he might not be able to focus on it now).

Click the Gif for the longer video


http://i.imgur.com/PQQziYa.gif

Catching up. That's a great video. Lots of motion.

And for todays ramble, I am going to talk about other threads in lit.

First, the Playground Litties. I don’t have a playground thread, but I like to stroll through there quite often, as do many ampic exhibitionists and voyeurs. I know your heart or groin tends to belong to truly belong to just one, but many of us do enjoy the other side too. It has been stated to tell people to nominate, thus I am because I can be a team player sometimes. Hey, it fucking happens. Actually, I’d like to play with more teams. Mmm. please. Anyway, if you are a playgrounder, but have been in here because you are really busy with your dick in your hand, and haven’t seen the thread over there, when you get done playing with your cock, please send me a video, then hop over here to view the categories, and send ihateclowns your nominations.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1517083

Now, it is very important that you do not mix up the two. I highly doubt ihateclowns wants your cock videos and would likely be confused maybe even disturbed depending on what is in the video. Send me the baloney pony videos and him the nominations (and let’s see if I just broke my mailbox).

Again, because it can not be said enough, Shaking hands with the milkman videos come to me. thanks

I will also share that I have not submitted nominations, but when I do, if there is a user named No Opinion, he will be nominated for many litties. I have me for funniest female though, because I am fucking hilarious, damn it. Most of the categories are really hard though.

2nd, stumbled across this gem.
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1517021

I find the comment about cowgirl quite disconcerting.

For those too lazy to click, the comment is “Now, there was one thing wrong, and that was when she lowered herself onto his dick. People need to think about this, a huge weight is lowering onto a relatively less weighty object, his dick. If she were to suddenly lose balance and impale awkwardly an injury could easily spoil his dick for the rest of his life. This procedure is favoured by hookers, who know that The John can not escape from the condom and Go Bareback. That is no reason why a sensible man should place himself in such jeopardy.”

What the fuck. Cowgirl is in my top three favorite positions, and I cannot remain silent while a man is trying to talk other men out of it with misinformation. I am a fan of this position, usually as a first position because it makes me cum fast which makes me continue to cum more often. I do not want to live in a world where a man is not going to let me climb on and ride his hard cock for a while. That would be a sad world.

So yes “penile fractures” can happen, but it is quite rare. Worrying about that while I am riding you is like worrying about a plane falling from the sky while you are driving. If you want to worry, worry about those big trucks coming right for you. In this case... my boobs. Your cock will be fine, I promise, but you will probably get hit in the face my boobs. I hope you can just be a man about it.

Number 2, not only are penile fractures incredible rare, in every country but the United States, the most common cause is masturbation. Apparently, men in other countries are not quite doing it right, I don’t know. Now in America, sex is the number one cause, but it isn’t cowgirl that is the number one position. It is doggy style. And I bet it is because those dudes were going for playing the “oops wrong hole” game, which is rude by the way. Please inform me before trying to stick your dick in my ass, k, thanks. I am not telling you this to make guys think twice about doggy style, because again, that is also in my top 3 favorite positions, and I do not want to live in a world where a man isn’t going to pound me from behind from time to time. Just advising against the “oops” game, try asking instead. And guess what, cowgirl isn’t even the 2nd most likely position either. Surprisingly, the second most likely position is missionary. I don’t know what the fuck they are doing there to cause it, but as we can see, penile fractures are very rare, and most of them, men did on their own. Had very little to do with the chick. Cowgirl doesn’t come in until position 3. Now, there shall be no bad mouthing of cowgirl because I fucking love it. And no bad mouthing doggie style either, because of the same reason, I fucking love it. No worrying, shut up, let me climb on, thanks.

And finally, if you are going to video your cock for me before you cum, just remember I have a strong, maybe bizarre, enjoyment of watching cocks spring up. Maybe it is because all my body parts just bounce down, I don’t know. Either way, I do enjoy this thread because it appeals to my springy bouncy hard cock liking aesthetic. https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1479640&page=17

Get out and make a nomination everyone!

Some people take the smutty little stories on Lit way too seriously. Its a F-A-N-T-A-S-Y! Suspend disbelief and enjoy the ride. Especially when she's riding you Cowgirl or reverse cowgirl for you ass fans.

BTW: Is it Thong Thursday?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

College girlfriend became a little, just a little, too enthusiastic riding me, we didn't align right, came down, and bruised me. Ice and more ice, still was discolored the next morning.

More painful than having a soccer ball hit me in the balls!!

hum, I have never had that happen. not even close. the worst I have done is an occasional ouch because I bit his shoulder (oops) and an ouch because nails scratching his back. I try to watch this things as I know I am very prone to them, but sometimes I lose focus I guess.

Ride me, cowgirl. Penile fracture would not even enter my mind as I am entering you.
Climb in and slide down.

see that is what I am saying. That is how a man should be thinking. Who are the men actively thinking well this doesn't look safe about what is a traditional basic position. Not like it is one of those balance and strength ones like the London bridge or one of the ones requiring a head stand, or the Pair of tongs, now those are some shit? But just letting a woman be on top, that is nothing. Is there really a woman who looks that wild that injury is the first thought if she is given a little control of the situation. If so, even I want to spend a night with that chick. She sounds awesome.

Catching up. That's a great video. Lots of motion.



Get out and make a nomination everyone!

Some people take the smutty little stories on Lit way too seriously. Its a F-A-N-T-A-S-Y! Suspend disbelief and enjoy the ride. Especially when she's riding you Cowgirl or reverse cowgirl for you ass fans.

BTW: Is it Thong Thursday?

thank you. movement is always nice. Still images might lend better to artistic expression but I am team moving is better.

um, hey, what about get out and send me cock videos and gifs. Way to pick up on the less important part of my ask.

It probably sucks to be an author. Especially with shit like this. I mean that didn't even sound not believable. Hell, I would say at least 7 out of 10 times, I initiate sex by stopping the blow job, getting up off my knees, and pushing him down or back so I can climb on. I doubt I am the only one who tends to roll like that. And I am sure other women have their things and points where they turn things to that position. It is a very much loved position by women globally. Well I think. I don't understand why a woman would love it. I would think they all would. You control the angle, speed, depth. I think someone who doesn't love that is missing out.

oh yes, indeed it is Thursday.

 

[WerdNerd]

hum, I have never had that happen. not even close. the worst I have done is an occasional ouch because I bit his shoulder (oops) and an ouch because nails scratching his back. I try to watch this things as I know I am very prone to them, but sometimes I lose focus I guess.



see that is what I am saying. That is how a man should be thinking. Who are the men actively thinking well this doesn't look safe about what is a traditional basic position. Not like it is one of those balance and strength ones like the London bridge or one of the ones requiring a head stand, or the Pair of tongs, now those are some shit? But just letting a woman be on top, that is nothing. Is there really a woman who looks that wild that injury is the first thought if she is given a little control of the situation. If so, even I want to spend a night with that chick. She sounds awesome.



thank you. movement is always nice. Still images might lend better to artistic expression but I am team moving is better.

um, hey, what about get out and send me cock videos and gifs. Way to pick up on the less important part of my ask.

It probably sucks to be an author. Especially with shit like this. I mean that didn't even sound not believable. Hell, I would say at least 7 out of 10 times, I initiate sex by stopping the blow job, getting up off my knees, and pushing him down or back so I can climb on. I doubt I am the only one who tends to roll like that. And I am sure other women have their things and points where they turn things to that position. It is a very much loved position by women globally. Well I think. I don't understand why a woman would love it. I would think they all would. You control the angle, speed, depth. I think someone who doesn't love that is missing out.

oh yes, indeed it is Thursday.

Letting a woman be on top is not nothing, it's fucking amazing.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Letting a woman be on top is not nothing, it's fucking amazing.

Now that is the spirit. you'd even get to pick next position.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

happy thursday.

Not sure I will get time for the typical bathroom/shower room fooling around. Busy day. I knew I was meeting heavy though so...

here is today's panty. cheeky in a purple and pink leopard print with a lace trim

http://i.imgur.com/grw8XKKm.jpg

and here it is in my front yard
http://i.imgur.com/fdi6AXnm.jpg

and here it is in my front yard as the old guy that likes to walk the block in the mornings looks at me like I have a screw loose.
http://i.imgur.com/DmcYM5Pm.jpg

and here it is at work
http://i.imgur.com/h3N4Tnwm.jpg

happy thursday