Swannie's Random Stuff

[mobleedzblue]

Quick check to see if my bum looks ok in these jeans.

I'd prefer a hands on check, but they look amazing from the pics.

 

[Joxlrg]

That’s a gorgeous bum for sure!!

 

[Aquarob]

ummm... cant really tell for sure. you should remove the jeans, then i will be able to judge

 

[Mscott9004]

Quick check to see if my bum looks ok in these jeans.

Perfect!

 

[tbearatl]

Quick check to see if my bum looks ok in these jeans.

You are kidding right? The look pretty damn good to me.

 

[missswannie]

Looks better than ok, very sexy

Just ok. Its holding in there just

Ha! Okay.?!? Just about perfect!

Not likely but a good pair of jeans packs all the bits in under pressure

or how the seam through the crotch sits,

How can it be considered good etiquete for others to examine your crotch seam? however if it troubles you, I would be glad to join your retinue with my diligently applied reverse angle periscope to check the seam does not deviate, no remuneration required.

Hop on an escalator and the person behind you is eye straight on bum. You want to avoid the horizontal seam across if you are going to wear knickers instead of a thong.

I'd prefer a hands on check, but they look amazing from the pics.

You could try braille reading the bumps

That’s a gorgeous bum for sure!!

Lift up, outside in, inside out

ummm... cant really tell for sure. you should remove the jeans, then i will be able to judge

It would all fall out like a pudding

Perfect!

strapped in

You are kidding right? The look pretty damn good to me.

Have to check, you never know what the up look is like. Could be rocking a wrinkly or lumpy crotch or hanging loose under your bum. Some of the fit and designs are dodgy.

 

[ohverbatum7]

Hop on an escalator and the person behind you is eye straight on bum.

How did you now that your answer would stimulate my ignoble instincts
I am more observer rather the observable, who would have thought that an escalator, as it rattle and trudges endlessly would have such sexual potency, leading hopefully to houghmagandies), (a Scottish word for sexual shenanigans).
Scotland for all it's reputation for being sexually repressed has a surfeit of naughty words: you are free to borrow them.

 

[ohverbatum7]

My remarks on escalators was formed by an incident on one, I was acceding one at Piccadilly Circus with my wife behind me : this was many years ago, people who do not walk up the escalator stand on the right, leaving anyone in a hurry to walk on the left. My wife told me that a guy, as he passed her, ran his hand up her leg, a red mist formed in my eyes and I went to confront him, my wife grabbed me, and told me not to: She later told me she was scared he would have killed me.

 

[LoveLiving]

You are kidding right? The look pretty damn good to me.

Hi Luv

Your ass looks fabulous in those jeans.
I bet your ass looks as fantastic with the jeans off.

XO

 

[charterguy05]

Quick check to see if my bum looks ok in these jeans.

you say the pirate fantasies are no good but that is some fine booty

 

[HppyMarriedMan]

Quick check to see if my bum looks ok in these jeans.

It does not look ok, it looks fantastic.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

A fine monday, about 31C/87F, so quite pleasant. Quite pleasant enough to ditch the office for the rest of the day and drag a friend to lunch at the beach. The beach straight down from the restaurant you have to wear bottoms, but directly to the right is the beginning of the 5km of clothing optional.

Wild caught barramundi was on the menu so it was a fish and bottle or two of white day.

Boobs were still encased but had felt my bra drift south a bit during lunch so needed a discrete check while J was off to the loos. Kind of up and out but they would survive.

Somewhat emboldened by the second bottle, I happened to leave the phone on the seat and see what might happen. Not my best shot but the look on the lady next table down was that of you are up to something but I don't know what.

A quick splash in the ocean and a ride home and the leftover chips they had bagged up for us was suddenly called for as a late afternoon sandwich.

They all look delicious but, of the five, I'd most like to eat the third and fourth choices.

 

[UKgreyas]

Quick check to see if my bum looks ok in these jeans.

Perfect.

As an arse man... I love these pictures.

And I actually happy about seeing it clothed. The way the denim hugs... and the way that the seam is positioned on you... is perfect.
That is a beautiful arse perfectly accentuated.


Beautiful photographs. Thanks again for sharing.

 

[EctoJohn]

Somewhat emboldened by the second bottle, I happened to leave the phone on the seat and see what might happen. Not my best shot but the look on the lady next table down was that of you are up to something but I don't know what.

The phone had an amazing view.

 

[missswannie]

Hop on an escalator and the person behind you is eye straight on bum.

How did you now that your answer would stimulate my ignoble instincts
I am more observer rather the observable, who would have thought that an escalator, as it rattle and trudges endlessly would have such sexual potency, leading hopefully to houghmagandies), (a Scottish word for sexual shenanigans).
Scotland for all it's reputation for being sexually repressed has a surfeit of naughty words: you are free to borrow them.

Yes, I have had my usual flood of Burns poetry in the last days, so have had a bit of inspirational Scots injected into the potential vocabulary. The other half has a touch of Scots blood in him by descent and if you look at his relatives comings and goings they were a bit on the wild side.

My remarks on escalators was formed by an incident on one, I was acceding one at Piccadilly Circus with my wife behind me : this was many years ago, people who do not walk up the escalator stand on the right, leaving anyone in a hurry to walk on the left. My wife told me that a guy, as he passed her, ran his hand up her leg, a red mist formed in my eyes and I went to confront him, my wife grabbed me, and told me not to: She later told me she was scared he would have killed me.

A man pre-warned and alert is not the one to pick with unless you can deliver the undefendable strike.
Funny about the side of the escalator that various cultures and cities adopt. Some use the road rules, pass to the inside, others adopt the law of the sea. Japan is funny, in Tokyo it is stand on right walk up the left, in Osaka it is stand on left walk up right. Tokyo was the merchant city, Osaka was the samurai city, so if you suddenly had to draw a sword it was right handed for the long sword. Makes you wonder how much surreptuous sword play was at hand on the escalators...

Hi Luv

Your ass looks fabulous in those jeans.
I bet your ass looks as fantastic with the jeans off.

XO

Scroll back the odd page and I am sure you can come to any conclusions.

you say the pirate fantasies are no good but that is some fine booty

In my pirate fantasies, I am the captain.

It does not look ok, it looks fantastic.

These ones got a pass mark. They stayed there too and didn't go loose after a while.

They all look delicious but, of the five, I'd most like to eat the third and fourth choices.

I'm sure they would be edible.

Perfect.

As an arse man... I love these pictures.

And I actually happy about seeing it clothed. The way the denim hugs... and the way that the seam is positioned on you... is perfect.
That is a beautiful arse perfectly accentuated.


Beautiful photographs. Thanks again for sharing.

I try to find the right jeans for my shape. Once you find them, buy a stack because you don't know when they will change the machining, material, or even the brand.

The phone had an amazing view.

I'm glad my phone camera can't talk and gossip.

 

[deft]

Christ, you’re sexy.

 

[needaminx]

A fine monday, about 31C/87F, so quite pleasant. Quite pleasant enough to ditch the office for the rest of the day and drag a friend to lunch at the beach. The beach straight down from the restaurant you have to wear bottoms, but directly to the right is the beginning of the 5km of clothing optional.

That’s quite the smorgasbord you have presented, i wasn’t hungry before but now I’m famished, it all looks so delicious

 

[missswannie]

Christ, you’re sexy.

Never lose the sexy and don't overthink things.

That’s quite the smorgasbord you have presented, i wasn’t hungry before but now I’m famished, it all looks so delicious

Seaside dining isn't a bad way of life.

 

[needaminx]

Never lose the sexy and don't overthink things.

Seaside dining isn't a bad way of life.

How right you are, especially when your delights are on the menu looking so succulent. It’s impossible to resist such temptations!

 

[ohverbatum7]

escalators

Unfortunately My Samurai sword was in for it's annual blade maintenance, otherwise I would have felled him with a mighty blow.
But who knows, that incident may have the thrill of a lifetime for my wife, and I am not the man who would stand in the way of a fleeting moment of pleasure to her.

 

[missswannie]

How right you are, especially when your delights are on the menu looking so succulent. It’s impossible to resist such temptations!

The fish tacos presumably.

escalators

Unfortunately My Samurai sword was in for it's annual blade maintenance, otherwise I would have felled him with a mighty blow.
But who knows, that incident may have the thrill of a lifetime for my wife, and I am not the man who would stand in the way of a fleeting moment of pleasure to her.

Being roughly groped in public is generally not the thrill that erotica depicts it as. A bloke beating the snot out of an offender may however elicit a primal reaction. Saddest one I had happen was a high school kid on a bike that thought he could grab a feel as he rode past. Full uniform. Consequences. Loveliest reaction was a fellow on a train that grabbed a friend under her skirt and the big blokes around just gave him the Seargent Major marching up and down the square verbal two inches from his face then bodily launched him out of the train door when it came into the station. Station security asked him if he would like to report an assault. Smirk.

 

[needaminx]

The fish tacos presumably.

There were fish tacos? My attention was captivated by something much more tasty...it’s been ages since I had a proper chip butty

 

[missswannie]

It has been the Australia Day long weekend here. Regrettably a day of work today as the slack month of January draws to a close. I am supposed to be packing for a flight tonight but procrastinating, shaving legs, playing, reading up on stuff etc. On here as well.
We have had great weather all week for it. Evenings down at the beach have been lovely when the sea breeze was calm. Just head down, strip off, get dressed again and then have dinner in one of the cafes there.

Sunday night was the fireworks around the river. About 300000 turned out and it is set to music. Much more colourful than these but this photo turned out.

In my area we visit local immigrant communities and see what they are all about, eat some of their food, etc. This time we were invited to the Sudanese community as a large number of them had gained citizenship and attended ceremonies on Australia Day. They made Agashe with the coal pit so we all got to eat and introduce ourselves around.

Off to Namibia and South Africa tonight. I was going to go last week but a lucky check of my vaccination card and I found my yellow fever vac was out of date at the end of January. Fortunate as I could have a booster and as it turned out wouldn't have to be on planes and in the bush for much of my cycle. I did find some tiger camo knickers made for lighter days so they will be good for a long 4WD trip out of Swakopmund. Yes I know there are not tigers in Africa, but maybe they will afford me a little bit of camo when I crawl out of my tent for a wee in the middle of the night and not have a big white bum shining in the moon light.

And yes, procrastinating and not finishing packing and writing this.

 

[charterguy05]

It has been the Australia Day long weekend here. Regrettably a day of work today as the slack month of January draws to a close. I am supposed to be packing for a flight tonight but procrastinating, shaving legs, playing, reading up on stuff etc. On here as well.
We have had great weather all week for it. Evenings down at the beach have been lovely when the sea breeze was calm. Just head down, strip off, get dressed again and then have dinner in one of the cafes there.

Sunday night was the fireworks around the river. About 300000 turned out and it is set to music. Much more colourful than these but this photo turned out.

In my area we visit local immigrant communities and see what they are all about, eat some of their food, etc. This time we were invited to the Sudanese community as a large number of them had gained citizenship and attended ceremonies on Australia Day. They made Agashe with the coal pit so we all got to eat and introduce ourselves around.

Off to Namibia and South Arfrica tonight. I was going to go last week but a lucky check of my vaccination card and I found my yellow fever vac was out of date at the end of January. Fortunate as I could have a booster and as it turned out wouldn't have to be on planes and in the bush for much of my cycle. I did find some tiger camo knickers made for lighter days so they will be good for a long 4WD trip out of Swakopmund. Yes I know there are not tigers in Africa, but maybe they will afford me a little bit of camo when I crawl out of my tent for a wee in the middle of the night and not have a big white bum shining in the moon light.

And yes, procrastinating and not finishing packing and writing this.

O like it when you procrastinate wow such a gorgeous body

 

[tbearatl]

It has been the Australia Day long weekend here. Regrettably a day of work today as the slack month of January draws to a close. I am supposed to be packing for a flight tonight but procrastinating, shaving legs, playing, reading up on stuff etc. On here as well.
We have had great weather all week for it. Evenings down at the beach have been lovely when the sea breeze was calm. Just head down, strip off, get dressed again and then have dinner in one of the cafes there.

Sunday night was the fireworks around the river. About 300000 turned out and it is set to music. Much more colourful than these but this photo turned out.

In my area we visit local immigrant communities and see what they are all about, eat some of their food, etc. This time we were invited to the Sudanese community as a large number of them had gained citizenship and attended ceremonies on Australia Day. They made Agashe with the coal pit so we all got to eat and introduce ourselves around.

Off to Namibia and South Arfrica tonight. I was going to go last week but a lucky check of my vaccination card and I found my yellow fever vac was out of date at the end of January. Fortunate as I could have a booster and as it turned out wouldn't have to be on planes and in the bush for much of my cycle. I did find some tiger camo knickers made for lighter days so they will be good for a long 4WD trip out of Swakopmund. Yes I know there are not tigers in Africa, but maybe they will afford me a little bit of camo when I crawl out of my tent for a wee in the middle of the night and not have a big white bum shining in the moon light.

And yes, procrastinating and not finishing packing and writing this.

Such a delectable body. And an overall beautiful woman. Hope you have a great day.