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Jeff Bezos Responds To MBS Phone Hack By Setting Saudi Arabia On Fire
Cheeky bastards! Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS) seems to have personally sent malware to Jeff Bezos's phone after the Washington Post, which Bezos owns, hired Saudi critic Jamal Khashoggi as a columnist. The Saudi government then stole all Bezos's data. Then, after Khashoggi was murdered by MBS's assassins provoking outrage at the Post, the crown prince texted Bezos a photo which strongly resembled the woman he was having an affair with. So it looks like Bezos was exactly right when he accused the National Enquirer of conspiring with the Saudi government to blackmail him with details of the affair. And if, as it would not be crazy to speculate, Mohammed bin Salman used Israeli malware to hack not just Jeff Bezos but Jared Kushner as well, then he will be responsible for the murder of Jamal Khashoggi and irony itself.
Got all that? No? Okay, let's unpack.
This morning, the UN Office of the High Commissioner for Human Rights issued a report on the Saudi hack of Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos's phone. Agnes Callamard, UN Special Rapporteur on summary executions and extrajudicial killings, and David Kaye, UN Special Rapporteur on freedom of expression, described "the possible involvement of the Crown Prince in surveillance of Mr. Bezos, in an effort to influence, if not silence, The Washington Post's reporting on Saudi Arabia." Which sounds somewhat speculative, but their timeline is highly specific.
After meeting Bezos at a dinner party in Los Angeles on April 4, 2018, the Crown Prince and Bezos began to exchange WhatsApp messages. On May 1, MBS sent Bezos an encrypted video file infected with Pegasus-3 spyware bought from Israel's NSO Group. After which the Saudis stole all Bezos's data.
On February 5, Howard sent Bezos a thinly veiled blackmail threat to publish his stolen dick pics without, as his lawyer demanded, "A public, mutually-agreed upon acknowledgment from the Bezos Parties, released through a mutually-agreeable news outlet, affirming that they have no knowledge or basis for suggesting that AM's coverage was politically motivated or influenced by political forces, and an agreement that they will cease referring to such a possibility."
Only Bezos called AMI's bluff with a February 7 Medium post entitled "No thank you, Mr. Pecker," which seems extraordinarily prescient in light of today's UN report. In it, he said that the mere mention of Saudi Arabia caused Pecker and Howard to flip their shit, insisting that only a public proclamation from Bezos that none of AMI's coverage was "instigated, dictated or influenced in any manner by external forces, political or otherwise" could save him from public humiliation. As he wryly noted, "For reasons still to be better understood, the Saudi angle seems to hit a particularly sensitive nerve."
