I love eating pussy but I have developed a problem that stops me from doing it. I was in a basically sexless marriage for 25 years. When I would make an effort to go down on my wife she would often make the excuse that she had not bathed and was unclean. I have since remarried and daydream of eating my wife's pussy but when it comes time to do so the 25 years of negative programming enters my mind. I have not discussed this with wife because I don't want to offend her. I have tried to come up with a polite way to ask her to wash but it all comes out lame. I reckon I just needed to get this off my chest.
I love oral sex with a woman but...
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FataMorgana
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I'm like that with runner beans.
Just be honest and tell her the whole story, then I'm sure you'll work through it. Not talking about it is making it even bigger. The issue, not your wife's ladygarden.
Just be honest and tell her the whole story, then I'm sure you'll work through it. Not talking about it is making it even bigger. The issue, not your wife's ladygarden.
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Or this.
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Yeah... don’t know many women who dislike receiving oral so... be brave. Be bold. Go down.
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Ask her to shower with you and take turns bathing each other.. That way you know and hopefully you can get past your issues... 
Ask her to shower with you and take turns bathing each other.. That way you know and hopefully you can get past your issues...
That's a really good idea. I know I would have a hard time turning down a hot shower with the prospect of getting all soaped up and massaged in the tub and you would know that everything was squeaky clean.
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You weren't funny when I worked for you and you're not now.
Ol' Waste Bin found ya here, did he?
You weren't funny when I worked for you and you're not now.
Madam, if I had to employ people like you I would stop being a employer!
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I don't get this. Just take a bath or shower with her, I do this all the time with guys because I am allergic to many environmental things and this way if we bathe at my place with my products, I have a better chance of not spending the end if the date in the local ER.
If I am lucky I can get them to wash my hair and cover me with lotion, it's win.
Although an ER visit is a great acid test for guys...
If I am lucky I can get them to wash my hair and cover me with lotion, it's win.
Although an ER visit is a great acid test for guys...
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Just get a snorkel bro!
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While I prefer my Pussy Squeaky clean I have no problem with it being slightly less than that.
I have sent a few to the showers and normally I only have to do that once.
I love me some Pussy eating and I do a much better Job of it when it is rather cleaner than not.
That definitely gets noticed.
Not been a problem with Dee as she is a germophobe!
She will not let me get close to it unless she is bathed, Shaved and I am NOT telling a lie, she pours isopropyl alcohol 70% over it!
The first time I saw her do that I damned near lost a hard on in sympathy for it...
And she says she isn't into pain!
I have sent a few to the showers and normally I only have to do that once.
I love me some Pussy eating and I do a much better Job of it when it is rather cleaner than not.
That definitely gets noticed.
Not been a problem with Dee as she is a germophobe!
She will not let me get close to it unless she is bathed, Shaved and I am NOT telling a lie, she pours isopropyl alcohol 70% over it!
The first time I saw her do that I damned near lost a hard on in sympathy for it...
And she says she isn't into pain!
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Learn to talk openly about sex
To me the real problem here is communication. If a man and woman can talk openly about sex they can talk about anything. That sounds like a problem with the first marriage too.
As far as having a fresh pussy goes I do think that all women should keep it nice if they want a lot of oral attention. Showers are nice but I also take a lot of bubble baths. Buy her some scented bath oil beads and pamper her like that.
Having a bald pussy also helps and even though a bush can look sexy when it comes to oral every guy that has gone down on me comments about how fresh and smooth I am.
Finally, I don't know if you share her with other guys but if you party with her she needs to take a bath and rinse the sperm out after the party and before she goes to sleep. I discovered a few years ago that it really makes a difference. We had a party and my girlfriend and I did our husbands and a few other guys. I took my bubble bath when we were done but my girl friend went to sleep with several loads of sperm in her. In the morning we gave the guys that stayed over a 'girl on girl' show and I noticed that her pussy was pretty funky. Again, showers don't really work as well.
To me the real problem here is communication. If a man and woman can talk openly about sex they can talk about anything. That sounds like a problem with the first marriage too.
As far as having a fresh pussy goes I do think that all women should keep it nice if they want a lot of oral attention. Showers are nice but I also take a lot of bubble baths. Buy her some scented bath oil beads and pamper her like that.
Having a bald pussy also helps and even though a bush can look sexy when it comes to oral every guy that has gone down on me comments about how fresh and smooth I am.
Finally, I don't know if you share her with other guys but if you party with her she needs to take a bath and rinse the sperm out after the party and before she goes to sleep. I discovered a few years ago that it really makes a difference. We had a party and my girlfriend and I did our husbands and a few other guys. I took my bubble bath when we were done but my girl friend went to sleep with several loads of sperm in her. In the morning we gave the guys that stayed over a 'girl on girl' show and I noticed that her pussy was pretty funky. Again, showers don't really work as well.
Pussy juice = Breakfast of Champions
is that why you wear the mask
hey...
wheeeew, I thought I never meet anyone who DIDN'T know my wife and now I have
wheeeew, I thought I never meet anyone who DIDN'T know my wife and now I have
SilvaTungDevil
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Shower together!
While I might shove a double cheeseburger up in that rig, you might try gentle attention with a favorable toiletwater.
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