I need a hard cock

[Bibliophileas]

I am a dirty middle-agend man and looking for a devoted cocksucker and assfucker who is able to satisfy my dirty fantasies. I like to get assfucked in the mordning and in the evening and would like to smack the sweet smell of the juice of a young horny fucker in my library.

 

[Bjerget]

I need a hard cook too.

mmmmmmdinner...

 

[BongoGal]

I just want to borrow one.

 

[Billsexpot]

Ah yes, the old “cock sucking, ass fucking librarian fantasy.” Classic.

 

[Bjerget]

Only if she can make me dinner!

 

[minthe]

There are quite a few hard cocks bouncing around here. Good luck catching one!

 

[Bjerget]

There are quite a few hard cocks bouncing around here. Good luck catching one!

Pfft no luck needed m8. Just present wet.

 

[minthe]

Pfft no luck needed m8. Just present wet.

*spits*

 

[Corbal]

IHateClowns.

That motherfucker could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Pure. Talent.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m curious if this was an autocorrect. Because I have a “yard rock”, if that’s what you’re looking for. It’s very large, indeed. It has some mold on the Northside if its face, but other than that, this yard rock is the best you’re going to find. I do believe it’s several million years old though, so I’m not sure if that’s going to be young enough.

If you’re serious about this yard rock, please let me know. I can deliver it to your hotel, house or even library.

 

[Bjerget]

*spits*

Gods woman

 

[kurrginatorX]

I’m curious if this was an autocorrect. Because I have a “yard rock”, if that’s what you’re looking for. It’s very large, indeed. It has some mold on the Northside if its face, but other than that, this yard rock is the best you’re going to find. I do believe it’s several million years old though, so I’m not sure if that’s going to be young enough.

If you’re serious about this yard rock, please let me know. I can deliver it to your hotel, house or even library.

It very well could have been "Lard Crock." My uncle works in a swine abattoir. He collects lard by the crock pot, so it would be nothing for me to have some shipped.

 

[alwaysaway]

Maybe it was supposed to be a yard sock?

https://www.lookhuman.com/Yard+Socks

You’re welcome.

 

[Miles Long]

I knead hoecakes?

 

[alwaysaway]

I knead hoecakes?

Start a thread.

 

[Miles Long]

Start a thread.

I might do that. You know I'm a breads man.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It’s nice to see all the support for this nice, new, horny Lit member. It’s really good to see the community come together to be helpful, which is clearly what has happened here.

 

[Taegul]

It’s nice to see all the support for this nice, new, horny Lit member. It’s really good to see the community come together to be helpful, which is clearly what has happened here.

Is your manhood tingling?

 

[Sh75]

Here i was thinking i was in luck but alas im only a lunchtime assfucker, my timing is always off

 

[DeckardNYC]

Did you check online? https://www.amazon.com/Naughty-Cock-Silicone-Dildo-Realistic/dp/B01JZONBDE

 

[Lord Pmann]

Is your manhood tingling?

It’s more of a throbbing manhood.

 

[kurrginatorX]

This reminds me... where has Assfuck Brenda gone off to?
Welcome to Lit, OP!

I haven't heard from her in about six months.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I loved her on her name, alone.

Okay, so what's going on with your avatar?

 

[TheOldProspector]

I am a dirty middle-agend man and looking for a devoted cocksucker and assfucker who is able to satisfy my dirty fantasies. I like to get assfucked in the mordning and in the evening and would like to smack the sweet smell of the juice of a young horny fucker in my library.

Well now this here thread reminds me of the first, last, and only lending library we ever had down in Miner's Gulch. The librarian was a young lady by the name of Emmy Mae Schlitterpants. Bit of a homely dame, to be sure, but what she lacked in looks the good Lord made up for by giving her a tongue like a honeydew. Most of the fellers preferred the saloon to the library, o' course, but then one day Old Pills was in there lookin' for some books on Indian medicines and stumbled across an illustrated copy of the Kama Sutra. Well hoo doggie let me tell you we all had to have a look at that there book. And imagine our surprise when Emmy Mae, in an effort to turn us all into dedicated readers, started runnin' study sessions where we all got to act out the book with her. Once word of that got around every miner in town became a certified literature aficionado, as they say back east. Damn near put Madame Pouffe's brothel out of business, I tell ya! The good times lasted until Pastor caught wind of all the fun we was havin' and he run poor Emmy Mae out of town.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Well now this here thread reminds me of the first, last, and only lending library we ever had down in Miner's Gulch. The librarian was a young lady by the name of Emmy Mae Schlitterpants. Bit of a homely dame, to be sure, but what she lacked in looks the good Lord made up for by giving her a tongue like a honeydew. Most of the fellers preferred the saloon to the library, o' course, but then one day Old Pills was in there lookin' for some books on Indian medicines and stumbled across an illustrated copy of the Kama Sutra. Well hoo doggie let me tell you we all had to have a look at that there book. And imagine our surprise when Emmy Mae, in an effort to turn us all into dedicated readers, started runnin' study sessions where we all got to act out the book with her. Once word of that got around every miner in town became a certified literature aficionado, as they say back east. Damn near put Madame Pouffe's brothel out of business, I tell ya! The good times lasted until Pastor caught wind of all the fun we was havin' and he run poor Emmy Mae out of town.

I must say, I appreciate your dedication to your character.