The 2019 Littie Awards!!!!!

[Corbal]

I will do my best. Lucky for you I just ran it between my toes backstage. I would never do something disgusting like jack off on it.

You wear like a size 15 shoe, dude. Those toes are like fingers.

You finger-toed my award.

Now I wanna cover myself in mayo and make out with your face.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

That also makes you an asshole.

Awww. Thank you. I still like you. You're sweet.



*spreads lots of mayo on his buns*

 

[IhateClowns]

You wear like a size 15 shoe, dude. Those toes are like fingers.

You finger-toed my award.

Now I wanna cover myself in mayo and make out with your face.

Size 13 but yes I am Two steps to the left on the evolutionary chain.

 

[IhateClowns]

I will step out of this one so you can go play white face with Mav.

 

[Corbal]

Awww. Thank you. I still like you. You're sweet.

*spreads lots of mayo on his buns*

You better be talking about a sandwich bun or imma stick Clown’s foot in your ass.

Size 13 but yes I am Two steps to the left on the evolutionary chain.

We’ll use sign language then.

I will step out of this one so you can go play white face with Mav.

We need meat for our sammy. Don’t be a poser.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

You better be talking about a sandwich bun or imma stick Clown’s foot in your ass.

We’ll use sign language then.

We need meat for our sammy. Don’t be a poser.

Oh alright...sandwich bun. I like my ass very much, thank you.

I have meat...no no...nevermind. That's mine...

 

[IhateClowns]

You better be talking about a sandwich bun or imma stick Clown’s foot in your ass.

We’ll use sign language then.

We need meat for our sammy. Don’t be a poser.

Eggplant. Smiley face. Flower. Bed. Fist. Mouth. Ambulance. Hospital. Dead face. Coffin. Eggplant. Smiley face.

 

[Corbal]

Oh alright...sandwich bun. I like my ass very much, thank you.

I have meat...no no...nevermind. That's mine...

Eggplant. Smiley face. Flower. Bed. Fist. Mouth. Ambulance. Hospital. Dead face. Coffin. Eggplant. Smiley face.

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmja9dtR0Y1qc3axx.jpg

 

[IhateClowns]

https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmja9dtR0Y1qc3axx.jpg

Eggplant. Zip lock tie.

 

[Corbal]

Eggplant. Zip lock tie.

Ouch.

 

[IhateClowns]

Ouch.

Just to close the gap some.


*sigh*

 

[LizVegas79]

Live from my Grandmother's basement in Ardmore, OK welcome to the 2019 Littie Awards. We are in for a fun filled night. Everyone looks absolutely amazing. I admire the work everyone's plastic surgeons have done this year. I can smell the pills from here!!!

Please everyone sit down. Ladies please leave Hotwords alone. Why did you bring a golf club to an award show anyway? Oh wait, never mind. I guess you can play golf with your hands behind your back can't you?

Fuck My Life!!!

When are the 2020 Littie Awards?

 

[Firecracker]

When are the 2020 Littie Awards?

And the winner of "Best Question" goes to ....

 

[VIPER2121]

I need to find a Tux for the Litties!

 

[beachbaby179]

I need to find a Tux for the Litties!

This is a clothing optional event.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

This is a clothing optional event.

If there is a sit down dinner, this could get awkward. We may need warning labels on the coffee like they do at McDonalds.

 

[VIPER2121]

This is a clothing optional event.

Well maybe ill just wear a bowtie ...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well maybe ill just wear a bowtie ...

That voice and a bowtie? *swoons*

 

[VIPER2121]

That voice and a bowtie? *swoons*

Flattery will get you everywhere ... so .. Come here

 

[BlackCashmere]

Live from my Grandmother's basement in Ardmore, OK welcome to the 2019 Littie Awards. We are in for a fun filled night. Everyone looks absolutely amazing. I admire the work everyone's plastic surgeons have done this year. I can smell the pills from here!!!

Please everyone sit down. Ladies please leave Hotwords alone. Why did you bring a golf club to an award show anyway? Oh wait, never mind. I guess you can play golf with your hands behind your back can't you?

Fuck My Life!!!

I just wanted to pop in to give you a huge hug... I’ve missed you so much and am so happy to see you... Happy New Year honey

 

[beachbaby179]

I just wanted to pop in to give you a huge hug... I’ve missed you so much and am so happy to see you... Happy New Year honey

I'll save you a seat next to me at the Award Ceremony. It's going to be such fun!

 

[IhateClowns]

When are the 2020 Littie Awards?

Just trying to come up with new category suggestions first. Most likely in the next 2 weeks or so.

 

[JennyNo1]

Omigosh, the Litties? It's that time again already? What a difference a year makes....

 

[Miles Long]

It's almost time for the Litties! The only awards show worth watching, in my opinion.

 

[PattiJolene]

l never noticed this last yr. Fun times!