Masturbating on the toilet

[Jada59]

I can't tell you how many times over the years, some guy has told me to go sit on the toilet and masturbate. My first reaction is always... Uh... What? Dude! How in the hell? When I'm sitting on the toilet, my parts are handing down into the toilet and there is no way I can get my hand in there!

I am picturing in my mind having to get a urine sample in a cup and how awkward and disgusting it is to stick my hand in the toilet bowl. Ewww. Just no!

It would seem that a lot of men masturbate while sitting on the toilet but... Their parts are readily available. I assume they just cum on their chest or in their hand and maybe take a shower afterwards.

I had a male friend who said he masturbated into the toilet because it was cleaner and neater. I questioned him on this as cocks don't usually point downwards as they cum. Hmmm...

So... Thoughts on this? Do you do it? Or like me, does it skeeve you out?

 

[oldnotdead47]

I masturbate daily, often more than once. I'm 72 years old and been doing this for some 60 years. Do the math ! Lots of wanking ! I've done it lots of different places but I can tell you that I've never sat on the toilet while I did it. It doesn't "skeeve" me out, it's just not very comfortable.

I can't tell you how many times over the years, some guy has told me to go sit on the toilet and masturbate. My first reaction is always... Uh... What? Dude! How in the hell? When I'm sitting on the toilet, my parts are handing down into the toilet and there is no way I can get my hand in there!

I am picturing in my mind having to get a urine sample in a cup and how awkward and disgusting it is to stick my hand in the toilet bowl. Ewww. Just no!

It would seem that a lot of men masturbate while sitting on the toilet but... Their parts are readily available. I assume they just cum on their chest or in their hand and maybe take a shower afterwards.

I had a male friend who said he masturbated into the toilet because it was cleaner and neater. I questioned him on this as cocks don't usually point downwards as they cum. Hmmm...

So... Thoughts on this? Do you do it? Or like me, does it skeeve you out?

 

[bobb64]

I can't tell you how many times over the years, some guy has told me to go sit on the toilet and masturbate. My first reaction is always... Uh... What? Dude! How in the hell? When I'm sitting on the toilet, my parts are handing down into the toilet and there is no way I can get my hand in there!

I am picturing in my mind having to get a urine sample in a cup and how awkward and disgusting it is to stick my hand in the toilet bowl. Ewww. Just no!

It would seem that a lot of men masturbate while sitting on the toilet but... Their parts are readily available. I assume they just cum on their chest or in their hand and maybe take a shower afterwards.

I had a male friend who said he masturbated into the toilet because it was cleaner and neater. I questioned him on this as cocks don't usually point downwards as they cum. Hmmm...

So... Thoughts on this? Do you do it? Or like me, does it skeeve you out?

I've jerked off a lot while on the toilet I just let the cum go on my belly it don't bother me at all.

 

[Mtnmike]

No, hell no ain't never and will never do it!!! It's gross and I get the hibby gibbies when I see selfies taken with a toilet in the background.

 

[Jada59]

I masturbate daily, often more than once. I'm 72 years old and been doing this for some 60 years. Do the math ! Lots of wanking ! I've done it lots of different places but I can tell you that I've never sat on the toilet while I did it. It doesn't "skeeve" me out, it's just not very comfortable.

Thanks!

 

[Jada59]

No, hell no ain't never and will never do it!!! It's gross and I get the hibby gibbies when I see selfies taken with a toilet in the background.

Wow! Thanks! So far I am surprised at the responses as I thought this was something men commonly did.

 

[ronmcc2448]

I can't tell you how many times over the years, some guy has told me to go sit on the toilet and masturbate. My first reaction is always... Uh... What? Dude! How in the hell? When I'm sitting on the toilet, my parts are handing down into the toilet and there is no way I can get my hand in there!

I am picturing in my mind having to get a urine sample in a cup and how awkward and disgusting it is to stick my hand in the toilet bowl. Ewww. Just no!

It would seem that a lot of men masturbate while sitting on the toilet but... Their parts are readily available. I assume they just cum on their chest or in their hand and maybe take a shower afterwards.

I had a male friend who said he masturbated into the toilet because it was cleaner and neater. I questioned him on this as cocks don't usually point downwards as they cum. Hmmm...

So... Thoughts on this? Do you do it? Or like me, does it skeeve you out?

Um No, Not Ever. Then again it might have to do with having a rude Nurse with a big mouth when I had to go to the Dr and donate sperm for a test in the laboratory bathroom after having testicular surgery.

 

[blowit]

I'm a bloke and have enjoyed a wank whilst sat on a toilet.

 

[pbnjay]

I’m doing it.... right now

 

[Bigaug]

It is a common practice for men, I have done it many times especially at work, my wife does it as well

 

[Yarris]

Now 77 and still at it, not on the toilet, but I used to sometimes when younger. Just wank normally then double over and point down the pan when cumming. Neat and tidy but I have no idea how commonplace this technique is.

 

[jehoram]

Have I done it? Probably at some time, but not as a routine. I'm reminded of John Prine's great song on masturbation, about a serviceman who did that:

"He envisioned the details of romantic scenes
After midnight in the stillness of the barracks latrines."

If men are honest with you, they'll admit that there aren't many places where they haven't masturbated at one time or another, as long as people weren't looking. Men are like that.

 

[young_people_pleaser]

I can't tell you how many times over the years, some guy has told me to go sit on the toilet and masturbate. My first reaction is always... Uh... What? Dude! How in the hell? When I'm sitting on the toilet, my parts are handing down into the toilet and there is no way I can get my hand in there!

I am picturing in my mind having to get a urine sample in a cup and how awkward and disgusting it is to stick my hand in the toilet bowl. Ewww. Just no!

It would seem that a lot of men masturbate while sitting on the toilet but... Their parts are readily available. I assume they just cum on their chest or in their hand and maybe take a shower afterwards.

I had a male friend who said he masturbated into the toilet because it was cleaner and neater. I questioned him on this as cocks don't usually point downwards as they cum. Hmmm...

So... Thoughts on this? Do you do it? Or like me, does it skeeve you out?

I've done it and do it all the time as a guy and i would definitely encourage you to do it!So hot!

 

[Dandum1570]

Nope, never, nada. Have I mentioned I've never done it there?

 

[Jada59]

I've jerked off a lot while on the toilet I just let the cum go on my belly it don't bother me at all.

Thanks!

 

[Jada59]

Um No, Not Ever. Then again it might have to do with having a rude Nurse with a big mouth when I had to go to the Dr and donate sperm for a test in the laboratory bathroom after having testicular surgery.

Ah... Okay. Thanks!

 

[Jada59]

I’m doing it.... right now

Thanks fir sharing!

 

[Jada59]

Thanks for all the responses. I need some women to chime in.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Quite a bit for me, but I don't have one of those upward curving cocks, so it does make things convenient.
More common for me is the bidet...warm water tickling my taint while polishing the knob? Wonderful.

 

[CandK_inSE]

I don't do it on the toilet. Not a grossness factor. More of a comfort factor.

When I do masturbate, it's on the bed or in a chair watching some porn or reading something here.

 

[Bigaug]

not trying to offend anyone but I find it hard to believe any guy who claims to never have masturbated on the toilet at anytime in their life. I also don't believe a guy or gal who claims they have never masturbated, its just a natural and automatic function of life.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

Hubby walked into a men's room and a guy was jerking at the urinal. Hubby used a stall to give the guy some privacy. Seems a little backwards to me.

 

[mellowgrandpa]

Now 77 and still at it, not on the toilet, but I used to sometimes when younger. Just wank normally then double over and point down the pan when cumming. Neat and tidy but I have no idea how commonplace this technique is.

That’s what I did. Not too often though.

 

[matureguy2chat]

Masturbating on Toilet

Have masturbated lots over the years while sitting on a toilet and have cummed over my chest and stomach. Have also knelt down on the floor and masturbated into the toilet.

 

[Msturbator]

Sort of

I'm a little weird but sometimes I get a little turned on when I wipe, sorry if it's TMI. Then when I'm done, I'll stick a finger or 2 up my pussy but I can't finish that way. I need more room so I'll stand up next to the toilet and finish. Does that count?