Weirdest requests from readers.

[BiscuitHammer]

A lot of us get them, requests from readers to do a story for them, either to be published on Lit, or for their own fappy edification. And I don't know about ya'll, but I've had some really strange ones come in. It got to the place where I put out a disclaimer about what subjects I was prepared to write about, and what I was not.

A lot of the story requests were exceedingly violent, and not necessarily in a BTB way. I guess because my Great Khan story is a war story filled with graphic violence, people decided that I can till that field for them. But wow...

And clearly I've made enough noticeable references to Urotsukidoji in my stories that people have begun asking for tentacle porn.

One guy requested I write gay incest porn for him where the brothers get off trying to kill one another during sex. How on earth did they decide I was the person for this magnum opus?

I had a foot fetish request, and a hucow request. I'm not sure if velociraptor/human sex counts as bestiality on here, but there was that request.

So, up went the disclaimer. Yes, there's still pinheads who don't read my strictures, and trolls in their mom's basement who send in moronic requests for fun, but they're cheerfully ignored.

So what's the most outlandish request for a story you've received from your base? Might be fun to compare notes, eh?

And Happy New Year, all.

 

[jehoram]

I had a foot fetish request

I wonder if it was the same guy who asked that I continue one of my stories, but have the characters feet-fuck. On the one hand (or foot), there are probably a lot of those guys out there, and they don't get the tickles that other readers do. But I'm not the person who's going to write that story.

 

[KeithD]

Was requested to write GM stories on a satin fetish:

https://www.literotica.com/s/satin-circus

https://www.literotica.com/s/satin-sleigh-ride

Have also been asked to write stories on use of gloves in GM sex. Have written one, "Black Leather Glove," but it hasn't be submitted yet.

 

[Cfnmlover84]

I had a guy pm me who kept asking about my mother everytime we talked about erotica, I had to put him on ignore.

 

[SimonDoom]

"Here, eat my condom" leaps to mind. But I doubt whether the commenter was serious. It was in response to story posted in Loving Wives, after all.

 

[RetroFan]

I had one angry reader request that I commit suicide, and surprisingly it was in Incest/Taboo rather than Loving Wives.

Obviously I did not oblige his request.

 

[Bramblethorn]

I don't get a lot, but:

- request for a continuation of a story in which the protagonist/narrator had died
- request for a celeb story featuring Anna Nicole Smith (I have never written celeb and have only a vague awareness of who ANS was)

 

[vanmyers86]

I wonder if it was the same guy who asked that I continue one of my stories, but have the characters feet-fuck. On the one hand (or foot), there are probably a lot of those guys out there, and they don't get the tickles that other readers do. But I'm not the person who's going to write that story.

OK, I give: what is foot fucking? I know it happened in the days of foot binding in China, since the folded-over foot could be used as an orifice (albeit a smelly one) but I am at a loss as to how it would work with an unaltered foot or feet.

 

[BelleCanzuto]

OK, I give: what is foot fucking? I know it happened in the days of foot binding in China, since the folded-over foot could be used as an orifice (albeit a smelly one) but I am at a loss as to how it would work with an unaltered foot or feet.

The foot is doing the penetrating. Like fisting, only, you know, with feet. Or at least toes.

 

[gordo12]

OK, I give: what is foot fucking? I know it happened in the days of foot binding in China, since the folded-over foot could be used as an orifice (albeit a smelly one) but I am at a loss as to how it would work with an unaltered foot or feet.

Push your feet together sideways and it creates a small tunnel (arch) that can...lotion helps Also foot or toes into the vag... Creative thinking here.

Not that I've ever done it!

 

[BiscuitHammer]

HA! Here's a good one as of tonight...

Reader is really hooked on this game on his phone, one of those 'Clash Of Kings' type things, and wants a story made out of it.

I mean, they tried to describe it to me, and certainly I can see what they want, but still... I'm aboot to do a deep dive into my flagship series and catch up the Alexaverse, so I don't really have the time or inclination for unpaid endeavors.

An erotic story based on a game app on your phone...

Could be worse, they could've been turned on by Candy Crush.

 

[EvelynEden]

I'm not sure if others will think this is strange but the most interesting one I got was for a lactating-mum-incest story?

 

[Jada59]

My weirdest request was about a gym class where the guys were required to exercise while naked. But for some reason on that day, they had to take the class with the girls and the girls made comments about them, embarrassing them. I couldn't write it as it was implausible to me but the guy kept insisting that guys used to have to take gym class naked on certain days.

I looked this up. He was partially right. But only on the days when they went swimming. In the old days, the swim suits were made of wool and the wool clogged the pool filters. As such, males were required to swim naked and this continued in some areas into the 1980's.

But... For some unexplained reason, women were allowed to wear the wool suits and did not swim naked.

Another request was from a Middle Eastern guy who wanted me to humiliate him. He wanted me to write in elements of him inn the front yard, moving the hose or sprinkler around naked. Or peeing on the lawn like a dog. All the while, his sister and her GF would be on the couch, making out and making fun of him. Um... Just no.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I have a story were the main characters are dead at the end and I got one comment saying they couldn't wait for part two???!!!!???

 

[BiscuitHammer]

I have a story were the main characters are dead at the end and I got one comment saying they couldn't wait for part two???!!!!???

Does zombie-on-zombie sex break Lit rules? XD

 

[storyteller19]

Got my next story from an odd request

I’ve only had one request so far and it was a little weird, deals with a woman being turned into a Mermaid as a way of serving her prison sentence for a botched heist, but I liked the ideas the person had for it so I decided to work on it once I had an idea of how to write it.

 

[SciFurz]

I'm glad the requests I received are plain sequels and a little BDSM based action.
The most outlandish was an incest story about the kids from the characters in Huskies from Hell. I did write it because an idea came to mind very soon after.

 

[AmethystMare]

A client asked me to write a story on commission where it was so rough "they're having a sex wrestling match" and "she has a serious case of baby rabies".

I couldn't stop snickering over those lines for weeks but they seemed very happy with the work!

 

[vanmyers86]

I’ve only had one request so far and it was a little weird, deals with a woman being turned into a Mermaid as a way of serving her prison sentence for a botched heist, but I liked the ideas the person had for it so I decided to work on it once I had an idea of how to write it.

That guy contacted me too! The storyline and genre were so far out of my wheelhouse that I declined. I'm glad he found a better fit.