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Lord Pmann

Lord Pmann

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https://youtu.be/E40wSRzBU0I

You all know my proclivities for fruit fucking. I got a lot of shame for it. There are some real kink shamers here.

But this video changed my life. It’s a more mainstream and acceptable way to fuck a fruit. Grapefruit fucking is where it’s at.
 
I dunno man. You call a Grapefruit a horny little fuckslut and it just looks at you. It's not the same.

Also - surely screwing anything Citrus is asking for trouble?
 
Lord Pmann said:
https://youtu.be/E40wSRzBU0I

You all know my proclivities for fruit fucking. I got a lot of shame for it. There are some real kink shamers here.

But this video changed my life. It’s a more mainstream and acceptable way to fuck a fruit. Grapefruit fucking is where it’s at.
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Leave it to Pmann to educate us in the newest techniques of fruity love. I'm still down with those two melon-fucking videos I posted, though.
 
Wouldn't the acidic juices hurt a pee-hole?

Or maybe you're into that sort of thing.
 
And then one day PMann makes his epic post about how he found out the worst place for a seed to go and shares such in cringeworthy detail...:eek:
 
So I googled "least fuckable fruit" and came across this:

https://rutgersthemedium.wordpress.com/2017/12/15/fruits-ranked-from-most-to-least-fuckable/

According to this guy, grapefruit ranks (technically) as the most fuckable fruit! With watermelon coming in a close second.

I, like the others, would have assumed the acidic juices would burn the fuck out of my dickhole, but apparently not. I'm always amazed at how many things I could have been sticking my dick in all this time but thought I shouldn't. Very informative these threads are.
 
hotwords229_A said:
So I googled "least fuckable fruit" and came across this:

https://rutgersthemedium.wordpress.com/2017/12/15/fruits-ranked-from-most-to-least-fuckable/

According to this guy, grapefruit ranks (technically) as the most fuckable fruit! With watermelon coming in a close second.

I, like the others, would have assumed the acidic juices would burn the fuck out of my dickhole, but apparently not. I'm always amazed at how many things I could have been sticking my dick in all this time but thought I shouldn't. Very informative these threads are.
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List please.
 
hotwords229_A said:
So I googled "least fuckable fruit" and came across this:

https://rutgersthemedium.wordpress.com/2017/12/15/fruits-ranked-from-most-to-least-fuckable/

According to this guy, grapefruit ranks (technically) as the most fuckable fruit! With watermelon coming in a close second.

I, like the others, would have assumed the acidic juices would burn the fuck out of my dickhole, but apparently not. I'm always amazed at how many things I could have been sticking my dick in all this time but thought I shouldn't. Very informative these threads are.
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He fucked a durian.
Good luck getting head after that!
 
alwaysaway said:
List please.
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Be careful what you wish for.

It starts out simple enough, you blow one into your Fruit of the Looms.
Then one day you're eating a peach and think, "What if . . ."
Before you know it, you find yourself driving past those fruit stands on the side of the road--knowing you shouldn't, but also knowing you can't resist.
You lie in bed at night tossing and turning, dreaming of one day having a high class piece of organic splendor, but also knowing that you can't afford the high priced stuff, not after losing your job at Trader Joe's because of "the incident".
You wish there was an alternative for you, but you know your life is headed in only one direction, ending up passed out and naked in a ditch covered in fruit salad and shame.
 
hotwords229_A said:
Be careful what you wish for.

It starts out simple enough, you blow one into your Fruit of the Looms.
Then one day you're eating a peach and think, "What if . . ."
Before you know it, you find yourself driving past those fruit stands on the side of the road--knowing you shouldn't, but also knowing you can't resist.
You lie in bed at night tossing and turning, dreaming of one day having a high class piece of organic splendor, but also knowing that you can't afford the high priced stuff, not after losing your job at Trader Joe's because of "the incident".
You wish there was an alternative for you, but you know your life is headed in only one direction, ending up passed out and naked in a ditch covered in fruit salad and shame.
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Pics please. :D

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/NewOptimalGannet-size_restricted.gif
 
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