Fluffy muffs to slip and slides; It's all about the hair down there

[JustAnotherFlower]

Now that I have your attention...

Describe the pubic hair of the person above you.
Get outrageous and long winded or e short with replies- just don't get butt hurt.


In example....

JaF has an untouched rainforest of fluffy curls that has never been touched by modern man.

 

[Apisto42]

Now that I have your attention...

Describe the pubic hair of the person above you.
Get outrageous and long winded or e short with replies- just don't get butt hurt.


In example....

JaF has an untouched rainforest of fluffy curls that has never been touched by modern man.

JaF has a sweet trim job in the summer, but can braid it in the winter. Sometimes spends a day just coloring each braid a different color so her non modern man can get lucky under the rainbow.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

JaF has a sweet trim job in the summer, but can braid it in the winter. Sometimes spends a day just coloring each braid a different color so her non modern man can get lucky under the rainbow.

Apisto's nethers are shaved as smoothly as Mr. Clean's reflective dome. He says the shine adds length.

 

[beachbaby179]

Apisto's nethers are shaved as smoothly as Mr. Clean's reflective dome. He says the shine adds length.

She looks like she hired an inattentive landscaper. Neat on both sides, but with a wide stripe forgotten in the middle.

 

[Karabare]

Whatever is left is shaped into a

 

[Sh75]

Whatever is left is shaped into a

There's nothing there
Kara, it's bare

 

[Lonelywife1205]

Whatever is left is shaped into a

She is shaved “bare” however, during the cold winter months she wears a sparkly merkin decorated with glitter, tinsel and tiny ornaments to show off her holiday spirit.

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Disregard. Skip me

 

[Karabare]

There's nothing there
Kara, it's bare

Correct

She is shaved “bare” however, during the cold winter months she wears a sparkly merkin decorated with glitter, tinsel and tiny ornaments to show off her holiday spirit.

And now I want this. I love the word merkin.

 

[TTawhere]

Correct



And now I want this. I love the word merkin.

Still bare, but with a stylin’ merkin. Never seen one shaved into a relief pattern...

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Still bare, but with a stylin’ merkin. Never seen one shaved into a relief pattern...

He's on day 6 after shave day. There's as many prickles as a hedgehog.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

He's on day 6 after shave day. There's as many prickles as a hedgehog.

Thin, wispy, narrow landing strip.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Thin, wispy, narrow landing strip.

Trimmed into an arrow with festive led's flashing along the sides. I really do need to ask how she gets those to stay in place...

 

[TTawhere]

Trimmed into an arrow with festive led's flashing along the sides. I really do need to ask how she gets those to stay in place...

Thought there was a neon sign reading “Eat at Joe’s”?

 

[blade_rocknut]

Thought there was a neon sign reading “Eat at Joe’s”?

His is an unruly mop; tendrils reaching fro and to.

* I can't believe you actually made this thread; Lady Fleur*

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

His is an unruly mop; tendrils reaching fro and to.

* I can't believe you actually made this thread; Lady Fleur*

His bits are silky smooth thanks to thousands of dollars in laser hair removal. But a bit too slick at times..that's why there's a "Caution- slippery when wet" sign tattooed on his lower stomach. Lawsuits...

( I think we all need the laughter... )

 

[blade_rocknut]

His bits are silky smooth thanks to thousands of dollars in laser hair removal. But a bit too slick at times..that's why there's a "Caution- slippery when wet" sign tattooed on his lower stomach. Lawsuits...

( I think we all need the laughter... )

And now you've given me ideas, Lady Fleur; She of the Fluffy Muff!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

And now you've given me ideas, Lady Fleur; She of the Fluffy Muff!

I can't say for certain, but I heard a rumor of an undiscovered jungle tucked away in his undies.

 

[blade_rocknut]

I can't say for certain, but I heard a rumor of an undiscovered jungle tucked away in his undies.

Balderdash. You know better, and I see wholly through your flimsy efforts to solicit lewds.

 

[Suz_anne]

Balderdash. You know better, and I see wholly through your flimsy efforts to solicit lewds.

His hardwood floor is probably waxed much better than mine at this time of the year. Winter is here in the north, after all.

 

[QuietCanadian]

His hardwood floor is probably waxed much better than mine at this time of the year. Winter is here in the north, after all.

A little longer for the Michigan winters, shaped like a mitten with an olde English D bleached in.

 

[barefootgirl69]

A little longer for the Michigan winters, shaped like a mitten with an olde English D bleached in.

It's cold in those nether regions this time of year, so his little frien sports a furry cap.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

It's cold in those nether regions this time of year, so his little frien sports a furry cap.

Her preference for being bare doesn't always apply to her southern reaches. There are weeks and even months that nature is allowed to grow unhindered.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Her preference for being bare doesn't always apply to her southern reaches. There are weeks and even months that nature is allowed to grow unhindered.

The previously mentioned untouched rainforest appears only in black and white.

 

[Apisto42]

The previously mentioned untouched rainforest appears only in black and white.

What is up above is down below as Tan doesn’t believe in false advertising. Glorious snow white Santa curls abound, decorated with tiny elfin beads for the season.