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[EbersMoll]

What are tongues?

Tongues are like special fingers

What are fingers?

 

[AlinaX]

Fingers are the quintessential taste test, thus 'finger-licking good'. Taste, therefore, like a good whisky, can be measured in fingers.

What's a spirit?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's a spirit?

Spirits are the ectoplasmic, atopical functional essence of a perception. They are no more and no less than the sum of the perceptions that they embody. They also taste good.


So, what's a sum?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

So, what's a sum?

I'm a bit dim about this, but isn't sum half of a Cantonese buffet-style high tea or luncheon? I'm sure it's some thing like that, so I'm not totally wrong. Or is it part of that college grad expression, "Sum Cum Loudly?" Sorry for being a bit vague, but sums were never my strong point in math class.

What a luncheon?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What a luncheon?

Luncheons are what you get when you split Pratchettian dwarven bread lengthwise (NOT a simple task - you'll go through at least a couple diamond saw blades) and layer in petrified sliced meats and embalmed cheeses. They're excellent for knockout blows and motivating finding ANY other food in the environment.

What is food?

 

[AlinaX]

food? is the sexy-librarian emoticon.

What are pages?

 

[EbersMoll]

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What are pages?

Pages are devices used in the TV daytime drama industry of the 1980’s to bring tension into shows set in hospitals.

What is daytime?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Pages are devices used in the TV daytime drama industry of the 1980’s to bring tension into shows set in hospitals.

What is daytime?

Daytime is when you can see your lover's expression without flame or electricity, regardless of what the Moon decides to do. It's when plants exhale fresh air, when the bulk of the world works.

What's an expression?

 

[AlinaX]

An expression is the lingering scent of former girlfriends on your pillows.

What's a scent?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What's a scent?

Psychiatric acronym - Sub-Conscious Essence of New Trauma. It’s often the focus of therapy.

What’s a therapy?

 

[AlinaX]

Therapy (or Θήρα-π) is a Bronze Age archaeological site on Santorini.

What's a volcano?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Therapy (or Θήρα-π) is a Bronze Age archaeological site on Santorini.

What's a volcano?

The central part of a request commonly heard at the UT stadium in Knoville, as in "I'd like a Vol can o' Bud, Please Ma'am." The Vol can is approximately 2.5 times the size of a regular can.

What's "a regular?"

 

[Privates1stClass]

Submitted by Tio_Narratore: What's "a regular?"

A regular is what you do every night without fail. It could be sex or perhaps something else.

What is a "Trojan?"

 

[AlinaX]

A Trojan is someone who enjoys being penetrated by horses - or at least by someone similarly well endowed. Also known for seducing queens.

What's a queen?

 

[Privates1stClass]

Originally posted by AlinaX. What is a queen?

A queen was once a princess who was fucked by the king. However, every woman fucked by the king probably isn't a queen.

What is erotic?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What is erotic?

When a small electrical charge causes a small, uncontrolled muscular flinch, usually with rotational motion, it's considered an e-ro-tic reaction.


What're charges?

 

[AlinaX]

Charging is the act of being blackmailed into sex by uniformed officers.

What are officers?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What are officers?

Officers are the shiny gold-braid version of orfficers, or those what play with orfices.

What’s gold braid?.

 

[AlinaX]

Gold braid is an award given in competitive bondage events.

What is rope?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What is rope?

In gallows humor, "rope" is the antithesis of "hope."

What is antithetical?

 

[AlinaX]

Sounds like another word for terf...

What is earth?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What is earth?

A place to be grounded, a place to which we must return, a spinning celestial orb, a handful of crumbling loam, a place to get down to, a place to fly up from, a primal mother, a home, an unknown land, an island atop an infinity of elephants, an island atop the back of Turtle, a unity of diversity.


What is Turtle?

 

[AlinaX]

A turtle is a bondage box that exposes head and limbs but prevents access to genitals. Usually coupled with one or more intermittent vibrators.

What are mittens?

 

[EbersMoll]

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What are mittens?

Mittens are bondage boxes depriving the wearer from tactile sensations and making masturbation a near impossibility.

What are sensations?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What are sensations?

Sensations refers to things learned from a Japanese teacher, or sensie.

What are things?