What Are You Thinking? Continued 5

[clistenovena]

And 1980 was only 20 years ago!

I do believe I will choose to take this fake news and make it true-for-me news. 'Cause I really don't want to acknowledge the alternate fact.

 

[beachbaby179]

I am so incredibly happy for her. And inspired to do the same thing.

 

[hotoldrguy]

And 1980 was only 20 years ago!

I hate math

 

[Miles Long]

Pumpkin pie is one of life's greatest desserts.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Pumpkin pie is one of life's greatest desserts.

You must have not had many desserts...

 

[beachbaby179]

Pumpkin pie is one of life's greatest desserts.

You've clearly never had my chocolate raspberry tart. With ganache drizzle.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

You've clearly never had my chocolate raspberry tart. With ganache drizzle.

Well just reading that made me clench my thighs together. <drool>

 

[AveryElle]

Cookie dough is so much better than cookies

 

[littlebirdjoy]

You have GOT to be kidding me.

And now for something completely different.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0WOIwlXE9g
^that about sums it up. Yep.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Perhaps morning wood is an evolved trait originally preventing cavemen from rolling off cliffs.

 

[Chris_Michael]

I think that I'm a superhero who's only ability is to be able to stay awake all night.

 

[LindsayRoseBBW]

.....

 

[mnbreastluver]

It must suck being a Nigerian prince billionaire who just wants to give his money away to random people

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Some experience, but might need a manual for this one.

 

[Esslemont]

If you gotta score....aim five hole.

Be patient...wait for the legs to open, then finesse it in.

 

[Dribble]

Starfish have their mouths in the middle of their bodies.

So? You ask....

Now we know why mermaids use them as bras.

 

[Chris_Michael]

Starfish have their mouths in the middle of their bodies.

So? You ask....

Now we know why mermaids use them as bras.

I thought mermaids used clam shells as bras

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Every thought out the window...
Every pleasure blaise...
When you are passing a kidney stone(s)....
Nothing even fucking matters...
You get to baseline wants.....
Like relief and feeling your body is yours again...

I know exactly how you feel. I've been there too many times. *hands whiskey*

 

[clistenovena]

Starfish have their mouths in the middle of their bodies.

So? You ask....

Now we know why mermaids use them as bras.

I thought mermaids used clam shells as bras

It's an ongoing debate. T-shirt makers are weighing in on the starfish side.

https://i.imgur.com/BAeKwqVm.jpg?1

Elsewhere...
https://i.imgur.com/7VshAZlm.jpg?1

 

[Taegul]

RIP Rene Auberjonois.

 

[AlwaysFara]

RIP Rene Auberjonois.

I just saw this.

 

[Esslemont]

Whoever came up with the phrase, A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush is fucking crazy.....or a virgin.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

A handful of Sunday nights ago, do you remember?

 

[Billsexpot]

I like soccer girls.

 

[Miles Long]

I want just a little bit more weekend please.