22yr old girl into CNC

Darn it! I was sure I'd found my dream girl, and that she'd have no choice but to fall madly in love with me when I demonstrated my proficiency with 4, and yes, even 5-axis CNC machines.

And then I found out what CNC means on this forum...

This is true: I once programmed a machining center to move its table in a small circular motion, alternating with linear thrusts and retreats. I put a nice, soft pillow on the table, then a nice, soft girl, and had the most fun ever.
 
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