SMNaughtywife
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She’s Gone From Suck to Blow
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SMNaughtywife
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Yup, he’s my inflatable boy toy.
Lorenzo
Hassle free.
Doesn’t need beer, food or cleaning up after.
Odor free. (No farting)
Negative on the bathroom messes.
Always ready to satisfy my every need.
Lorenzo Hassle free.
Doesn’t need beer, food or cleaning up after.
Odor free. (No farting)
Negative on the bathroom messes.
Always ready to satisfy my every need.
herMaster1111
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Lol great space balls reference
SMNaughtywife
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Best movie of the 80s!
herMaster1111
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I tend to agree
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AlwaysFara
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Seems to be missing something...
SMNaughtywife
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Looks like you've got yourself a pool floatie there...
He’s kinda shorter than me. Only rocking 34”. Slippery too.
Yeah... but I have a few toys.
But did you see his chest hair?
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https://66.media.tumblr.com/6f30c18b6d3519ad8b47227e5ed27116/tumblr_ojs0nzY7Lj1qmob6ro1_500.gif
Every woman deserves a man she can rely on.
(This is the second Airplane gif I posted today! Weird, right?)
Every woman deserves a man she can rely on.
(This is the second Airplane gif I posted today! Weird, right?)
SMNaughtywife
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Up and ready when I am.
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Sexybritches69
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But..but...how do you...where is his...what do you...but but but...
hotwords229_A
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https://d1o1wlqwda3y1b.cloudfront.net/A-MC/PD3518-00_2.jpg
Perhaps you would be more interested in the upgraded model? He has a vibrating tongue and penis. He also has an accessible butthole for . . . storage?
Trekka
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*chews gum and twirls the telephone cord*
Soooo... how’re things goin with you n Lorenzo?
Aww, the strong silent type?
Yah, the chest hair, I saw!!
Love his taste in shorts. Fitted. Sleek.
No, no, I don’t think size matters...
Sure, we can do a double date sometime!
Where would you two love birds like to go?
Soooo... how’re things goin with you n Lorenzo?
Aww, the strong silent type?
Yah, the chest hair, I saw!!
Love his taste in shorts. Fitted. Sleek.
No, no, I don’t think size matters...
Sure, we can do a double date sometime!
Where would you two love birds like to go?
Trekka
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"Uh, someplace definitely not in public."
*gasp*
Are you kink shaming?! And not supporting a woman’s choice to suck/blow?!
Or
Did you just invite us to your kinky and discreet homemade garage dungeon?
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Do women actually use these???
hairball18
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Do women actually use these???
Really. He won't even clean up after himself.
hotwords229_A
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Do women actually use these???
Yes, they do. How else can they drive in the carpool lanes?
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https://d1o1wlqwda3y1b.cloudfront.net/A-MC/PD3518-00_2.jpg
Perhaps you would be more interested in the upgraded model? He has a vibrating tongue and penis. He also has an accessible butthole for . . . storage?
She might be into pegging or at least she could try it with him with no judgement.
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Area 51
This is the reason that area 51 is off limits.
This is the reason that area 51 is off limits.
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I think you're right. I was just in Roswell last week and didn't even see anything like this in the gift shops.
hotwords229_A
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The irony here is that this alien is more intimate and loving than a lot of human guys in porn. Just look at how he gently fondles her breast, the kindness in his kiss, the way he gets her to wrap her legs around him in ecstasy.
This E.T. knows how to F the G (spot, that is)
