Naoko Smith's Naughty List

[NaokoSmith]

Well, it's that time of year! and I thought I would pop up to see who's been naughty and who's tasting nice

Here is a suitable picture (I hope, I don't know what the words say , but let's face it, it's very unlikely to be something unsuitable for this forum).
If I can I will run this as your naughty advent calendar, with something unsuitable every day although no promises, as there is a lot going on here (not much of it sexy, although I did briefly pick up a professional footballer which I think officially makes me a WAG ).

I am spending most of my time at the moment on the picket, as we are all out on strike over pensions, workload, casualisation, the gender pay gap and few more things the University Vice Chancellors have got wrong (emphasis on the word 'vice' - the slithy toves ). They have mucked it up so badly that even the Financial Times says marketisation has gone all wrong in Higher Education



https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5d/5c/22/5d5c2283467f51448e37dfe6bbac8524.jpg

 

[Bramblethorn]

Lovely to see you!

I have been scrupulously well-behaved this year, as always.

 

[Handley_Page]

Ah Duchess,
How good to see you.
Is that picture one by Gil Elvegren I wonder?

PS. Picket duty music.

 

[oggbashan]

Ah Duchess,
How good to see you.
Is that picture one by Gil Elvegren I wonder?

PS. Picket duty music.

Another for striking: https://youtu.be/XHCziDaioxc?list=PLFkY6Iy2blwRgd4GgRlRJlGayw4mGjZbr

Flying Pickets Christmas:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkdHrh0P7oI&list=PLFkY6Iy2blwRgd4GgRlRJlGayw4mGjZbr&index=19&t=0s

 

[BiscuitHammer]

Ha! Slithy toves...

I laugh because one of my characters in a story, Karen, has actually referred to people this way, they just happened to be lawyers.

Great term.

 

[Lori_the_Hoosier]

Naoko, welcome back! I'm happy to report I've been spectacularly badly behaved this year, the champagne has been disappearing down my throat faster than a dose of clap through a convent, I've eaten and drunk my way through the Bourgogne, Champagne, The Loire, and across the Languedoc, and guzzled the end of Summer away down here in La-La Land, so my stock of medium-drinkable bubbly has diminished sadly. This means I shall shortly have to sacrifice some of my precious time and ravage the shelves of the local Wizard Wine Warehouse or reasonable facsimile thereof to stock up on enough fizz in varying grades from bolly through champizzle down to ghetto-predator to keep the Christmas crowd happy. It all drinks, and I'll drink anything, you know that, anything to make sure the mome raths outgrabe!

 

[SimonDoom]

I am sorry to say I have not been nearly as naughty this year as I wished I'd been.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

Where the hell have you been?!

...Oh, professional footballer. Right.

Ah well, there're compensations to that... ...his 'n hers Aston Martins under the Chrissie tree this year, prolly.

 

[TxRad]

Well, well, well, look who decided to show up with the hard questions.

Aren't you supposed to be out on the picket, uh, picketing or whatever instead of curled up here nice and cozy? Picketing? Is that the new3 word for hassling those with tenure?

Not just any footballer but a professional one. My only question is, why does he ball with his foot? Maybe his dick is too small.

Now that I've got all the tomfoolery out of my system, welcome back.

 

[SamScribble]

Alas, Doctor, I have been nowhere near as naughty as I would like to have been this year. But there are still a few days left. I will try harder. I promise.

 

[Handley_Page]

Ogg, I think I prefer this version of that fabulous song.

 

[NaokoSmith]

My dahlinks, I am vewy disappointed to hear none of you except Lori has been vewy naughty. Lori may sit by me and decide what we ought to do with you all

You must all try to be harder ... try harder Please do let me know if I can lend a hand ... help in any way

I am on the picket most mornings - just me, cuz my colleagues live all across Wales so can't make it. You may picture me in a charming fur hat with two police officers in the background It's the truth! they sent two along to make sure I behaved myself I take along home-cooked cake and biscuits, people crossing the picket (scabs! as we affectionately call them ) are very surprised to get offered these, then I say quickly as they take them: "and I hope to get you back 3% of your salary that they are trying to rip off us for our pensions too." (The fur hat is true too - and I wear boots, as it is really cold at that time in the morning out on the picket.)

 

[oggbashan]

A song to brighten up a cold picket:

https://youtu.be/YP1HS1_ZCLk

 

[NaokoSmith]

A song to brighten up a cold picket:

https://youtu.be/YP1HS1_ZCLk

Most suitable

I certainly do hope to be jubilate-ing. We have had sympathetic articles about our strike not only in the Financial Times - but even in the Telegraph

United We Stand

 

[oggbashan]

Another song (as I used to sing it because I couldn't get high enough for normal pitch).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKEcuX6u-z4

 

[jaF0]

I'm trying to get people to be naughty (er):

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1513649

 

[Handley_Page]

I liked that Mozart thing (Rene Fleming)

 

[NaokoSmith]

I'm trying to get people to be naughty (er):

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1513649

Good work, dahlink. Keep it up, woncha

I liked that Mozart thing (Rene Fleming)

It's lovely, isn't it

Thank you, HP and Ogg Tomorrow when I get up (at 5.30 am - ugh), I'll be able to listen to my Picketing Playlist instead of Classic FM

 

[Vix_Giovanni]

A song to brighten up a cold picket:

https://youtu.be/YP1HS1_ZCLk

Mam’selle Naoko, I’ve been brillig, or perhaps mimsy, but unfortunately not vewy bad.

I’ve sung many Alleluia K.165s and many outdoor concerts, but never one outdoors in furs for a picket line! I think that would feel perhaps like Miss Jessye’s iconic performance in the French flag on the bicentennial Bastille Day.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Mam’selle Naoko, I’ve been brillig, or perhaps mimsy, but unfortunately not vewy bad.

Oh dear, you must try and think of some naughty things you can do before Chwistmas Day, dahlink

Well, I don't suppose many of the Brits are up (hoho!) right now, but I must away by the first light - actually the first bus, it's still dark when I catch it! You have to get to the picket early, cuz people try to sneak in beforehand, in order to avoid the wrath of their learned union Rep

Before I go, I'll just post this piccie of the chocolate cake I'm taking along (gluten and dairy free, as my colleague who is coming to picket with me is coeliac). I'm just doing this so I can ask if anyone wants to lick my bowl, of course <snerk>

I know Ogg and HP will be asking - I baked the Christmas cake weeks ago, dahlinks! I have been tenderly feeding it Pedro Ximinez sherry every week.

 

[Handley_Page]

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I know Ogg and HP will be asking - I baked the Christmas cake weeks ago, dahlinks! I have been tenderly feeding it Pedro Ximinez sherry every week.

Drool, drool.
I do wish I could get a decent, sticky, fruit-laden cake.
The sort my ole' Mum used to make . . . .

 

[oggbashan]

Drool, drool.
I do wish I could get a decent, sticky, fruit-laden cake.
The sort my ole' Mum used to make . . . .

I get them but my blood sugar levels go high. It's worth it.

 

[TxRad]

Ah yes, fond memories of icebox fruit cakes and licking bowls.

HP, that fruit cake your ole mum used to make would cost around $90 a pound these days. The candied fruit is outrageous in price. Now a rum raisin cake is still qwithin the budget.

Ogg, somethings are well worth the rise in sugar among other things.

Why I'm up at this ungodly hour is anyone's guess butt....

Happy picketing to one and all.

 

[jaF0]

Ustamake a killer fruit cake. Dark batter, dried fruits including dried cherries and cranberries (none of the candied crap). Once baked, I'd wrap in cheescloth, then drizzle Frangelico or Amaretto over, then store for a few weeks.

Usta.

Nomore.

 

[Bramblethorn]

My dahlinks, I am vewy disappointed to hear none of you except Lori has been vewy naughty. Lori may sit by me and decide what we ought to do with you all

You must all try to be harder ... try harder Please do let me know if I can lend a hand ... help in any way

Do you have any floozies? That would help. I've been trying SO hard but without an adequate supply of floozies there's not much one can do.