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[CandiCame]

Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Jeebus.

Hizzarp was soaking up some major L sploosh in his sponge face yesterday, it looketh.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SleepySpiffyKitten-size_restricted.gif

 

[RobDownSouth]

Y'all can die mad about it but you're just jealous because I know more about Elvis than you.

What was Elvis' biggest grossing movie?
What was Elvis reading on the shitter when he died?
How did Elvis meet Priscilla?

 

[CandiCame]

What was Elvis' biggest grossing movie?
What was Elvis reading on the shitter when he died?
How did Elvis meet Priscilla?

I'm not saying he's a good person. I'm saying we don't know his political affiliation. If you're trying to get me stand here and say, "It's a good thing he met his wife when she was a literal child" you ain't gonna get it. Yes. She was 14. I already brought it up.

Edit: Also, he was reading something about Jesus that I don't remember the exact name of and, off the top of my head I wanna say Viiiiiiiva Las Vegaaaas but I've not checked in a while and even in death bitch goes platinum on Blue Ray. And I don't even know how to find that with streaming and whatnot.

Edit: Also, if your argument is, "Elvis is a republican, therefore republicans are good" maybe don't ask somebody who knows how he met his wife when he met his wife. "Probably a pedo" doesn't support your premise.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm not saying he's a good person. I'm saying we don't know his political affiliation. If you're trying to get me stand here and say, "It's a good thing he met his wife when she was a literal child" you ain't gonna get it. Yes. She was 14. I already brought it up.

WHERE did he meet her though. Be specific. Time is of teh essence.

 

[badbabysitter]

Jeebus.

Hizzarp was soaking up some major L sploosh in his sponge face yesterday, it looketh.

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SleepySpiffyKitten-size_restricted.gif

It was awesome, he went full meltdown

 

[Rightguide]

Lest we forget.


https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/oct/03/trump-biden-china-investigation-demand

Trumps says China and Ukraine should investigate Biden.

Taking care "that the laws be faithfully executed."

 

[CandiCame]

WHERE did he meet her though. Be specific. Time is of teh essence.

-sigh- Reconstructed Germany at a party she had no business at full of teenagers. I get it. You're dragging Elvis and trying to use me as the vessel to do it. To what end?

Edit: Elvis Presley had drug fueled parties full of underage girls at his summer house overseas. That's what he wants me to say. Why? Who knows. I'm curious to find out.

And I don't want to bring this up because it makes me seem like I'm defending him and I'm not. I want to make it very clear that I'm not. I just want to kind of drag Germany and let it be known that the ONLY reason he could do this is: Because Germany doesn't have their shit together on age of consent laws.

 

[badbabysitter]

Jared and Ivanka work without taking a salary. How corrupt.

Yes, it must be so hard for her to make ends meets, I mean she totally would have landed her post in the White House even if Daddy wasnt President

 

[icanhelp1]

Y'all can die mad about it but you're just jealous because I know more about Elvis than you.

Edit: Also did you even know that was a cover? That he didn't write? Because you're presenting it like you DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW.

I love me some Elvis. I remember when the news hit the radio the day he died. The whole country was stunned.

 

[CandiCame]

Pedophiles are bad. I shouldn't have to say that but this dude is trying to make it look like I support pedophilia because I know a lot about Elvis, even though in my VERY FIRST POST on the subject I made it very clear that this was not the case and already brought all this up.

 

[Rightguide]

Yes, it must be so hard for her to make ends meets, I mean she totally would have landed her post in the White House even if Daddy wasnt President

Any real taxpayer would be appreciative of anyone volunteering for duty at no salary in the pursuit and maintenance of the people's business. I take it you aren't such a taxpayer, but instead a welfare recipient triggered into Paroxysmal disgust by the notion of selfless volunteerism.

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
You must shudder at the very thought such a suggestion might be directed at you.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It was awesome, he went full meltdown

I'll never understand why these schmucks think there's a death race to be right all the time, so much so that you never think to triple-check on your double-downs, or that you can simply yap your way out of a fail.

 

[badbabysitter]

Any real taxpayer would be appreciative of anyone volunteering for duty at no salary in the pursuit and maintenance of the people's business. I take it you aren't such a taxpayer, but instead a welfare recipient triggered into Paroxysmal disgust by the notion of selfless volunteerism.

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
You must shudder at the very thought such a suggestion might be directed at you.

Absolutely, I would love nothing more then the retired bus driver two doors down to get a high profile position at the white House simply because he volunteered


He is just as qualified as Ivanka after all

 

[badbabysitter]

I'll never understand why these schmucks think there's a death race to be right all the time, so much so that you never think to triple-check on your double-downs, or that you can simply yap your way out of a fail.

But he never even tried defending himself which is the hilarious part. It was more important to be a condescending twat then to actually do any follow through

 

[Rightguide]

Absolutely, I would love nothing more then the retired bus driver two doors down to get a high profile position at the white House simply because he volunteered


He is just as qualified as Ivanka after all

Are you going to assert him taking fares on a bus is the same thing as running a successful multi-million dollar business?

 

[icanhelp1]

Any real taxpayer would be appreciative of anyone volunteering for duty at no salary in the pursuit and maintenance of the people's business. I take it you aren't such a taxpayer, but instead a welfare recipient triggered into Paroxysmal disgust by the notion of selfless volunteerism.

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
You must shudder at the very thought such a suggestion might be directed at you.

Like it's been said many times before, Trump and family could cure cancer and would be accused of eliminating jobs for doctors. You can't cure TDS, Obama was the savior and nothing else matters. KiethD needs an intervention and a safe padded cell.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Yes, it must be so hard for her to make ends meets, I mean she totally would have landed her post in the White House even if Daddy wasnt President

Vette actually believes this family of crooks isn't getting paid off the world's ultimate grift...and that having no upfront salary on the books means their hearts are full of divine altruism.

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That Cheeto nutmilk is one helluva drug. You hate to see it.

 

[icanhelp1]

Are you going to assert him taking fares on a bus is the same thing as running a successful multi-million dollar business?

FALSE EQUIVALENCY SYNDROME

 

[badbabysitter]

Are you going to assert him taking fares on a bus is the same thing as running a successful multi-million dollar business?

Would that be the business that shut down last year and has been buoyed by her father's money since inception?

 

[RobDownSouth]

-sigh- Reconstructed Germany at a party she had no business at full of teenagers. I get it. You're dragging Elvis and trying to use me as the vessel to do it. To what end?

Edit: Elvis Presley had drug fueled parties full of underage girls at his summer house overseas. That's what he wants me to say. Why? Who knows. I'm curious to find out.

And I don't want to bring this up because it makes me seem like I'm defending him and I'm not. I want to make it very clear that I'm not. I just want to kind of drag Germany and let it be known that the ONLY reason he could do this is: Because Germany doesn't have their shit together on age of consent laws.

Start over, Candi.

Here's why I asked: I know a lot about music trivia, though not so much about Elvis.

I DO know a bit about Elvis and Priscilla, solely because I grew up in the same neighborhood with the actress who played Priscilla opposite Kurt Russell in the trash biopic Elvis and Me. SHE had to meet with all these Elvis groupies and insiders and hanger-ons to prep for the role and shared a shit-ton of stories.

So to be clear: I'm not pulling your chain, accusing Elvis of being a pterodactyl or making fun of the fat Elvis jumpsuit in the back corner of your closet.

 

[jaF0]

Start over, Candi.

Shitbag ain't worth exciting the pixels over.

 

[Rightguide]

Would that be the business that shut down last year and has been buoyed by her father's money since inception?

Actually it was a successful business until it became a target of left wing corporate boycotts led by the political enemies of Donald Trump. She shut it down in 2018 in order to direct her attention to her new duties in DC. There's no doubt in my mind she could run that friggin' bus company and show a profit doing so unlike the city that probably runs it.

 

[KeithD]

So, how does it work subpoenaing self-incriminating testimony on the Ukraine fuckup from the opposition lead of the committee investigating the Ukraine fuckup?

 

[HisArpy]

And you equate being on a clickbait list as being definitive proof

You dont want people to post unsubstantiated claims, but you want your unsubstantiated claims to be treated as proof

That shows as crippled intellect on your part. Which is why you struggle to to understand irony

Actually, no.

What I equate from the source I linked to is that SOMEONE did the work at some point and published a list. Where's your source for the things YOU claim?

Meanwhile you started with "I don't click links" and that I "need to write a longer post" if I want to discuss what you deem to be "ancient history". From there you progressed to "it's clickbait" yet seem to suddenly know who's on the list.

And then you equate a disagreement with a particular person to full abandonment and disavowal of a political party.

It's just so disingenuous and full of deflection, misdirection, and lies, there's no fucking way to keep it all straight. Which is your point as you crow and crow over your empty headed BS.

It's amazing that you aren't bruised from all the congratulatory pats on the back you've given to yourself.