lord pmann now identifies as little

[Lord Pmann]

today i would like to identify as little lord pmann.

i am taking my life in a different direction. no longer will there be capital letters used. no longer will i use one hand to drink from my cup- the motherfucker will be two handed.

amazon prime is delivering my adult colouring books tomorrow. as well, they shall deliver those really fat crayons that you use in kindergarten.

gone are the days of bacon and eggs for brekkie. hello lucky charms and my flinstones chewable prostate health promoter.

 

[MsLead]

I like it.... I'm trying to promote virtual woodstock....

 

[Lord Pmann]

Hey, don’t knock lucky charms!

That Irish bastard knows his cereal

i chose an irish cereal with a leprechaun because those fuckers are little. after much research, it was noted that no dwarf danishes or midget muffins existed. so, the next best thing was chosen.

 

[seeshelly]

Enjoy Your New I.d.

I THINK IT IS WONDERFUL THAT YOU HAVE CLIMBED TO THE MOMENT I LIFE WHERE UPPER CASE LETTERS ARE A THING OF THE PAST. SOON YOU MAY INVENT A NEW GENDER AND GET YOUR OWN PRIVATE RESTROOM.

Disclaimer: The above comment was intended as a low grade joke and should not be a trigger sending anyone to a safe room for a good thumb sucking.

 

[Sh75]

You must be all out of ideas or just have some unhealthy craving for attention. You haven't flogged this horse enough?

Yes i get it, sarcasm whatever.
We ain't best buds but even i thought you were better than this.
Sad.

 

[Dribble]

Go for the fruity pebbles...it turns your piss different colors

 

[tnman03]

So...now we call you a "little" dickhead instead of just a dickhead???







































jk...you be whatever you want to be pman

 

[Shi_One81]

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i found you a couple coloring book options...

 

[Lord Pmann]

I THINK IT IS WONDERFUL THAT YOU HAVE CLIMBED TO THE MOMENT I LIFE WHERE UPPER CASE LETTERS ARE A THING OF THE PAST. SOON YOU MAY INVENT A NEW GENDER AND GET YOUR OWN PRIVATE RESTROOM.

Disclaimer: The above comment was intended as a low grade joke and should not be a trigger sending anyone to a safe room for a good thumb sucking.

no one here would be triggered by such an obviously sarcastic post. you would have to have zero sense of humour for that. the rod up that person’s ass would have to have a rod up his/her ass.

You must be all out of ideas or just have some unhealthy craving for attention. You haven't flogged this horse enough?

Yes i get it, sarcasm whatever.
We ain't best buds but even i thought you were better than this.
Sad.

oh wait...

Go for the fruity pebbles...it turns your piss different colors

I already piss rainbows

So...now we call you a "little" dickhead instead of just a dickhead

call me what you like as i am little and i won’t fight back

 

[bondagegirl007]

You should try some adult connect the dots books. That's where it's really at.

 

[catherinewheel77]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1b/6f/51/1b6f511e9e0c9e83b3001539e2dc2802.gif

 

[Dribble]

no one here would be triggered by such an obviously sarcastic post. you would have to have zero sense of humour for that. the rod up that person’s ass would have to have a rod up his/her ass.



oh wait...



I already piss rainbows



call me what you like as i am little and i won’t fight back

what's this? capital "i"? i expect better...

 

[Corbal]

....and a little thread to match.

 

[ydahecnot]

Are you seeking a daddy or a mommy?

 

[Suz_anne]

Are you seeking a daddy or a mommy?

This... is an excellent query.

 

[JennyNo1]

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i found you a couple coloring book options...

Aaaaaand, I just finished my Christmas shopping!

 

[hotwords229_A]

today i would like to identify as little lord pmann.


gone are the days of bacon and eggs for brekkie. hello lucky charms and my flinstones chewable prostate health promoter.

How would chewing on a prostate promote your health? That's just sick!
No wonder those prehistoric Flintstone pricks went extinct.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Disclaimer: The above comment was intended as a low grade joke and should not be a trigger sending anyone to a safe room for a good thumb sucking.

When I feel triggered and retreat to my safe space it's so I can jerk off while thinking about getting a good sucking (not my thumb, though)

 

[Lord Pmann]

You should try some adult connect the dots books. That's where it's really at.

teehee. i will do my best to see if i can find some. it will be good for my play time.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/612wtbiVxUL._SX258_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

teehee. that is an adorable little penis

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1b/6f/51/1b6f511e9e0c9e83b3001539e2dc2802.gif

ewwwwwwww

what's this? capital "i"? i expect better...

oops. so sorry. it was a mistake. i need a daddy to punish me.

....and a little thread to match.

teehee

Are you seeking a daddy or a mommy?

a daddy to help remind me to eat and drink water and care about my prostate

This... is an excellent query.

see above

How would chewing on a prostate promote your health? That's just sick!
No wonder those prehistoric Flintstone pricks went extinct.

even my little prostate needs help. i want it to stay little and not get enlarged

 

[Suz_anne]

a daddy to help remind me to eat and drink water and care about my prostate

Hawt.

 

[Suz_anne]

Personality Types

I thought this was appropriate given your other recent thread re: personality types.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/f5fc94fc7518920a85791fc5c9353d6b/tumblr_q10oxxlRfM1y42r3do1_540.png


Can you please clarify which best describes you?

I'm pretty sure I know which one is you, but am curious to see how you see yourself. Or how you see your Daddy seeing you. Feel free to snuggle under your thunderblankie if it helps settle you before making a selection.

 

[Taegul]

I fully support little lord pmann. It's a big little world out there but always have faith in your leash to guide you through it.

https://i.imgur.com/5LVbgUW.jpg

 

[ydahecnot]

Thunderblankie?

 

[Lord Pmann]

I thought this was appropriate given your other recent thread re: personality types.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/f5fc94fc7518920a85791fc5c9353d6b/tumblr_q10oxxlRfM1y42r3do1_540.png


Can you please clarify which best describes you?

I'm pretty sure I know which one is you, but am curious to see how you see yourself. Or how you see your Daddy seeing you. Feel free to snuggle under your thunderblankie if it helps settle you before making a selection.

you are putting me in a box. sometimes i identify as all of those. some days i will be all three at once. i may be in a bubble bath with itty bitty kitty ears and a chew toy while i am eating a lolly. i'll throw on some baby metal or some TayTay Swift whilst i take some me time.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I fully support little lord pmann. It's a big little world out there but always have faith in your leash to guide you through it.

https://i.imgur.com/5LVbgUW.jpg

my big dick will be missed *pouts*