Accidents by dumbasses due to celebrating traditional gender role babies

[RoryN]

A new trend in stupidity!

Texas, durrrrr:
Gender reveal stunt leads to plane crash in Texas
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cb...r-reveal-stunt-leads-to-plane-crash-in-texas/

Iowa, durrrrr:
Homemade ‘pipe bomb’ caused accidental death at gender-reveal party
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.th...aused-accidental-death-at-gender-reveal-party

Arizona, durrrrr:
Officials release video from gender reveal party that ignited a 47,000-acre wildfire
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cn...reveal-party-sawmill-wildfire-trnd/index.html

California, durrrrr:
In September 2020, a gender-reveal pyrotechnic device started the El Dorado Fire near Yucaipa, California, destroying homes, prompting evacuations, burning thousands of acres,[20][21] and causing the death of one firefighter.[22]

New York, durrrrr:
On February 21, 2021, the accidental explosion of an in-development gender reveal device in Liberty, New York killed the father-to-be and injured his younger broth

 

[Dribble]

And yet...they breed profusely.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

They walked away from that plane crash with a few scratches. Texans are a tough breed.

 

[CandiCame]

I don't understand the gender reveal party. Like while you're getting ready for a baby, or at least while I was getting ready for mine, there's so much shit to do the last thing I would ever think is, "Let's plan and execute an entire other event right now for no reason. Know what we don't have enough of? Stress. Let's add event planning for no reason."

We just did it the old fashioned way. We told everybody it was a girl when they asked, "Boy or girl?"

We would often just say, "Yes".

Because we don't want a bunch of gendered shit in case our dumb asses have another kid. Get it in green or yellow or whatever. We still fuck; we're dumb as hell; we might have to reuse it. Giving kids a gender identity before they're old enough to have a gender identity is a marketing ploy to get you to buy two crib sets so you can't reuse the pink one if your second kid is a boy. I can't believe how many people fall for it.

 

[RoryN]

I don't understand the gender reveal party. Like while you're getting ready for a baby, or at least while I was getting ready for mine, there's so much shit to do the last thing I would ever think is, "Let's plan and execute an entire other event right now for no reason. Know what we don't have enough of? Stress. Let's add event planning for no reason."

We just did it the old fashioned way. We told everybody it was a girl when they asked, "Boy or girl?"

We would often just say, "Yes".

Because we don't want a bunch of gendered shit in case our dumb asses have another kid. Get it in green or yellow or whatever. We still fuck; we're dumb as hell; we might have to reuse it. Giving kids a gender identity before they're old enough to have a gender identity is a marketing ploy to get you to buy two crib sets so you can't reuse the pink one if your second kid is a boy. I can't believe how many people fall for it.

I agree - they're pointless.

I do know that more Conservatives are doing them now as a means of saying, "we do this to celebrate traditional gender identifiers in the wake of Liberals trying to change them!"

And that's going so well, as we can see.

 

[CandiCame]

I agree - they're pointless.

I do know that more Conservatives are doing them now as a means of saying, "we do this to celebrate traditional gender identifiers in the wake of Liberals trying to change them!"

And that's going so well, as we can see.

I don't think it is. I think it's literally just a marketing ploy to sell two sets of shit by gendering shit that doesn't need gendering. It has nothing to do with 'tradition' because it's not a tradition. It's just a fad to sell bullshit. Jokes on them; we'll put a boy in this pink Dora blanket, we give no shits.

Edit: Also though like... stop fucking asking people with tiny babies what kind of genitals their kids have. Like... mind your business? That shit REALLY pissed my gf off. I kinda get it but she would get madder than hell.

To be fair though, she was on that hormone shit. She was looking for a fight from the start of the second trimester until Bitesize was like 6 months old. She woke up like, "I'm looking for an ass to kick". And that's pretty common. That's why it's mind boggling to me that people want to put extra bullshit on pregnant people. Like... they're already mood swinging to hell, back hurts, can't sleep and shit. Yeah, yeah I'll throw a party so she can get pissed and cry about some kind of bullshit that objectively doesn't matter. I can't imagine if we had actually killed somebody. That's gonna mark the baby.

Part of that was Bitesize had real fucked up ears so she screamed CONSTANTLY. Like... we didn't sleep. The whole tri-county area didn't sleep. And we had to get up every couple hours even if she wasn't screaming to put these drops in and it's literally impossible to do that without waking her up so it was a whole clusterfuck.

Don't fuck with pregnant people or new parents. This whole gender reveal thing might be a cover for straight-up murders, now that I think about it.

 

[RoryN]

The tradition continues...

Plane Crash Gender-Reveal Stunt Kills Two

https://www.tmz.com/2021/03/31/plane-crash-gender-reveal-two-killed-cancun-mexico/

 

[toeskr]

You forgot to add "breaking" to this dead thread bump and your weird fascination with death.

 

[renard_ruse]

Radical Roarwee thinks he/she/it is cool.

No, Roars you're just a politically obsessed dork.

 

[renard_ruse]

To be clear I don't particularly support sex reveal events not because I don't agree with encouraging sex role differences but because I believe the couple should wait until the rugrat pops out to determine its sex. That was the traditional way.

 

[rockcasbah]

Gender Reveal is about the sex of an unborn baby?

I’d never read any of the articles, assumed it was a Tranny thing.

Thanks Rory!

 

[Hypoxia]

I recall an old old cartoon of a terrified doctor leaving a smoking delivery room to tell a bizarre-looking father in the waiting room, "It-it-it's a baby..."