No Nut November

Are you doing No Nut November


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This is just another excuse for Hallmark to sell cards. And this conflicts with Thanksgiving being Fuck on the Pile of Coats Day

NRJ is going to have to kick Hallmark in the balls until they die. I just want to say that I'm all for it
 
There’s no way I could go a whole day let alone a whole month. I believe in self loving. Isn’t there a medical ramification for doing this called blue balls? Before a person partakes in this you have to ask yourself some questions. Have you considered all the other options? Do you think you made the right choice? Have you thought this all the way through? Have you considered any other possibilities? Is there really an upside to this? Is this even covered by your insurance if you end up in urgent care? Would it require a ambulance ride? Just things to think about.
 
There’s no way I could go a whole day let alone a whole month. I believe in self loving. Isn’t there a medical ramification for doing this called blue balls? Before a person partakes in this you have to ask yourself some questions. Have you considered all the other options? Do you think you made the right choice? Have you thought this all the way through? Have you considered any other possibilities? Is there really an upside to this? Is this even covered by your insurance if you end up in urgent care? Would it require a ambulance ride? Just things to think about.

A lot of important questions here. For blue balls, I can only say 'no pain, no gain'
I think we should all check with our insurance carriers. I don't want anyone going broke over a month of chastity
 
*wanders through the thread naked* I'm pretty sure this won't bother anyone since I'm not on the list. :rolleyes:
 
I have to agree with NRJ on this.
I am also a firm believer in balance, therefore, to maintain balance in the Universe I now feel obligated to masturbate, not only for myself, but for all of you as well.
This is a pretty heavy burden you guys are putting on me!

Also, thanks for the shout out!
 
Just heard this was a thing.
I think I broke the "no nut" thing two or three times before I knew it was a thing on the first alone.
 
*wanders through the thread naked* I'm pretty sure this won't bother anyone since I'm not on the list. :rolleyes:

You're not on HIS list.

Already way too late for me (I think I said that). I tried and failed three more times since.

I don't really have a point here. Okay, maybe "Just Say No to saying No"
 
Can I still get deep dicking and just not masturbate?

If so - I'm totally in. If not, well..... good luck to y'all. :eek:

Well, deep dicking is antithetical to not nutting; so your pool of prospective participants would be narrowed by the 13 people worldwide participating in this self deprivation exercise.

Of course, there are myriad dicks wielded by the other team with no nut risk involved.

Which leads my rambling brain to another angle, which may spare NRJ his peril. Do prostate massage releases count? Cuz that's a wholly different animal. Fellers could get a medical card, just like in places with half legal weed....

Good thing I'm not on weed right now; this post is long enough.
 
I considered for all of about two seconds and then I remembered six weeks without after Love's hysterectomy.

First night back was the only one in all of our time together that I did not last long at all. About five minutes in, I fell out of the saddle and shot a streamer from her knees to pool in her eye. Second shot only reached right up her left nostril. The third pooled right between her tits. Fourth filled her navel. Fifth was a sad, whimpering dribble that coated her mons and labia majora as I fell back forward, barely catching myself to keep from landing on her. While it was kinda cool to see her looking like a glazed donut (once I opened my eyes again to see what she was laughing and begging for a towel about), I just don't see doing that to myself again. Ever. It took a lot out of me.





Although, I suppose it would bring a whole new meaning to "Dreaming of a White Christmas."

Not to mention, "Jingle Balls."

"Deck the Halls?"

...and it's official. I just mentioned this thread to my sweet little spice. I don't think some of those words are supposed to go together in that order... Guess I can't play, guys.

***taking my bat and balls and heading home... giggling all the way... oh what fun it is to ride...***
 
Aw thanks, Default. I get excited by my AV too. Especially after the World Series. The Nats are the best, aren’t they?

Ok, so I looked this up, and it really is a thing. And so is Destroy Dick December. Who knew??

I know what it is, now I want to know why...

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2084218&stc=1&d=1572693368
 
Aw thanks, Default. I get excited by my AV too. Especially after the World Series. The Nats are the best, aren’t they?

Ok, so I looked this up, and it really is a thing. And so is Destroy Dick December. Who knew??

I know what it is, now I want to know why...

https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=2084218&stc=1&d=1572693368
Beware of the crack of dawn.
 
I’m currently pending approval from the mod to change my name to; Corbal(?), because the OP is a cunt.

In the interim, I’m recommending a TURP for the OP. He’s in dire need. Google that shit if you’re curious. I cannot wait to assist. 😎
 
Anybody else doing no nut November?
It's going to be hard, but I think if we all stick together it'll be easier to get through it. It's going to mean not looking at the avatar/profile pics of sexybritches69, suz_anne, indiesoul, smnaughtywife, shi_one, corbal(?), prettylilpussy19, moochienanu, pornochic, barefootgirl69, catherinewheel77, default24, ddbustybrit, aussiegeekygal, and about a hundred others (my apologies to those not listed, you're sexy and you know it)
It'll mean not reading jerseyjade's posts about how bad she wants to suck dick, not perusing suz's thread that is an absolute misnomer and real pitfall for anyone trying to get to the end of the month. It'll mean not jerking off to hotwords' pic threads night after night after night. So who's up for a challenge?

or we could just do this instead

https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/11526706/260245687
 

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