The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[Aglaopheme]

This is the first Halloween I’ve worked since the munchkins were born. Only one was going to be around the house this evening. I must admit, I am missing it a bit. Roasted pumpkin seeds, a fire roaring in the yard and warm apple cider with a spiked version available for the parents.

 

[LesDesirable]

Massive rain and wind storm forces cancellation of Trick-or-Treating. My kids cry and then go watch Hotel Transylvania when told they can go tomorrow night instead.

 

[butters]

the grandaughters came over with H's son&his wife... they looked so cool in their outfits and makeup... cleared the plate of brownies and pocketed some cash. can't believe how fast they're growing and how much older they looked all of a sudden in their cheshire cat and red-riding hood's wolf costumes. not grandbabies anymore!

 

[RocketLauncher]

Did they burst into flames on the lav?

Dying on the toilet is more common than one would think. 10,000 people, in Japan alone, die in the lavatory every year.
And let's not forget Elvis and Judy Garland. Very sad and ignoble

https://www.cleverly.me/danger-in-the-bathroom/

 

[Emerson40]

Dying on the toilet is more common than one would think. 10,000 people, in Japan alone, die in the lavatory every year.
And let's not forget Elvis and Judy Garland. Very sad and ignoble

https://www.cleverly.me/danger-in-the-bathroom/

Have you seen the toilets in Japan?

They have more features than your smart phone, and will jooge the pubes, and wash & blow the bits while you sit. They’re like restroom attendants for your arse.

Folks probably spend a great deal of time just sitting in the restroom, getting the full peni-vagi spa treatment.

 

[thør]

Japanese toilets are awesome!

Unless, it's the old fashion traditional one.

 

[bodysong]

happy Halloween, GB!

:smileypumpkin

 

[thør]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/76757001_3037595346257265_387869060458610688_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQm3Ahtn4hx-1ZlXhrxZIllcS9b_R5KlJ7ClwK40nxJQ2CdAiUWxLDypP5HsG7jN_Fs&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=eb2b89a60ee6da963640ac9af0fe1576&oe=5E53EF2E

 

[y=mx+b]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/76757001_3037595346257265_387869060458610688_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQm3Ahtn4hx-1ZlXhrxZIllcS9b_R5KlJ7ClwK40nxJQ2CdAiUWxLDypP5HsG7jN_Fs&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=eb2b89a60ee6da963640ac9af0fe1576&oe=5E53EF2E

I love this.

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I did not know Judy Garland died on the shitter. I knew it was an OD but that's all.
I learned my something new early today. Good, now I can quit life for the rest of the day and relax.

 

[Saint Peter]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/76757001_3037595346257265_387869060458610688_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQm3Ahtn4hx-1ZlXhrxZIllcS9b_R5KlJ7ClwK40nxJQ2CdAiUWxLDypP5HsG7jN_Fs&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=eb2b89a60ee6da963640ac9af0fe1576&oe=5E53EF2E

!!!

 

[toeskr]

I hope you die in a fire.

Pretty harsh for a multi banned mannequin.

 

[JohnnySavage]

First sticking snow of the season this morning. While the new truck won't fit in my garage, the remote starter is pretty handy.

 

[girlsmiley]

I bought her a new bed a few months ago. Polyester, I guess. She likes the soft stuff. I think it reminds her of my doona.

Every night, she meows to come into my room. I let her in and tell her to go to bed. She hops on her little bed, makes bread, plays with her mouse, purrs and goes to sleep. Since the day I bought the bed.

She's quite clever.

 

[Pookie]

Dying on the toilet is more common than one would think. 10,000 people, in Japan alone, die in the lavatory every year.
And let's not forget Elvis and Judy Garland. Very sad and ignoble

https://www.cleverly.me/danger-in-the-bathroom/

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FloweryImmenseBelugawhale-small.gif

 

[Pookie]

https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/76757001_3037595346257265_387869060458610688_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQm3Ahtn4hx-1ZlXhrxZIllcS9b_R5KlJ7ClwK40nxJQ2CdAiUWxLDypP5HsG7jN_Fs&_nc_ht=scontent-sea1-1.xx&oh=eb2b89a60ee6da963640ac9af0fe1576&oe=5E53EF2E

Trust me, the extra five is worth it. *nods*

 

[silver gurl]

It is a hurricane out there. Hope our power stays on.

 

[silver gurl]

Have you seen the toilets in Japan?

They have more features than your smart phone, and will jooge the pubes, and wash & blow the bits while you sit. They’re like restroom attendants for your arse.

Folks probably spend a great deal of time just sitting in the restroom, getting the full peni-vagi spa treatment.

Bidets!

 

[pointless]

they also have a thing for squat toilets.

i don't think those have bidets on them.

and i am jealous of the bidets. wipes are evil, but using dry paper to clean your self just seems halfassed at best.

 

[pointless]

and wasteful as fuck.

 

[chillywilly2]

It is a hurricane out there. Hope our power stays on.

Shoulda done Halloween on the proper day like the rest of the country...silly frenchmen

 

[silver gurl]

Shoulda done Halloween on the proper day like the rest of the country...silly frenchmen

We did! It was last night.

 

[silver gurl]

they also have a thing for squat toilets.

i don't think those of bidets on them.

and i am jealous of the bidets. wipes are evil, but using dry paper to clean your self just seems halfassed at best.

Everyone should have a bidet.

 

[pointless]

he's drunk. ignore him.

 

[pointless]

and i agree. stupid england.