The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[pointless]

try washing your damned hands.

 

[thør]

Please tell me more
About how great the sex is
With your wife

With the ketchup caviar?

 

[pointless]

shut your whore mouth.

 

[thør]

try washing your damned hands.

There ya go. A fucking sane answer.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Man flu

The most serious.....ever....
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Seriously......that's me at 3am ^^

I don't mind Halloween. I just hate trick or treat, costumes, parties, and gimmick candy.


It gets worse. Seriously.

No doubt.

I do dislike some of the bullshit surrounding it, still a favie.

try washing your damned hands.

I wash them all the time, also always wiping shit down with bleach/Lysol.

Doesn't matter.....public schools = disease pit and if you have a kid there daily they're going to bring some SHIT in your house.

For sure
If its that bad now, your 40's will kill you

And Bot, since when do you have to deal with school kids. I thought you lived alone under a bridge

Fuck....that's lame.

Since the kids started going to school.

You thought wrong.

 

[silver gurl]

The most serious.....ever....
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Seriously......that's me

Thoughts and prayers

 

[lovetoread]

With the ketchup caviar?

now thats hawt

 

[bigsly]

Wolfing down a McRib on Halloween is a perfect way to worship Diabetes Day.

 

[Conager]

They are the "Swiss Army knife" of the small tool world. People find all kinds of amazing ways to use Dremels.






Sonofabitch, you induced me to look 'em up and I just learned Dremel is owned by Robert Bosch GmbH. I'll be hornswoggled.



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Over the years I've owned several dremels usually bought because I need to do something specific with it I end up not doing that particular thing and then it sits. They sure look handy but I've never really used one and I'm not sure why. Usually whatever I need to do is much more efficient to use a cutting torch or a great big 7 inch grinder.

I went into Harbor Freight yesterday because it was the closest place I could buy masking tape for the little touch up I was doing on my car's window sill before I installed the new window scrapers and I caught myself browsing the plasma cutters.

 

[Wife of Bath]

With the ketchup caviar?

Where’s the vomit emoji when you need it??

 

[HarryHill]

I think Katie Hill should have stayed in there.










The nudity vote.

 

[lovetoread]

it was revenge porn and those who shared it need to go to prison

 

[BoyNextDoor]

it was revenge porn and those who shared it need to go to prison

+1

 

[FataMorgana]

I can't stand Halloween!

There. I said it.

Let's get married.

 

[bigsly]

Funny how the objective truism actions have consequences is so subjectively applied.

 

[Sean]

Let's get married.

People in Newtownards today were wondering why I was sat in my truck looking at my phone pissing myself laughing.

 

[rosco rathbone]

whats up peeple long time no see.

 

[LesDesirable]

Dremels are for grinding dog toenails, but only on those dogs which will not permit a simple clip.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

it was revenge porn and those who shared it need to go to prison

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People who weaponize the sexual agency of others for payback, most especially their former spouses, lovers or partners, are fucking scum. No tears for those shits.

Let's pretend we're married.

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[thør]

whats up peeple long time no see.

Things are good up north, rosco.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Things are good up north, rosco.

Noice...

 

[Sean]

whats up peeple long time no see.

Good evening, comrade.

 

[lovetoread]

there is something wrong with people who dont like halloween

 

[Wings]

The prenup protecting the snow babies is going to be weird.

 

[thør]

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Which way is east?