The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[chillywilly2]

Wing’s long, gorgeous legs to the rescue.

The legs did kinda make my monday

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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Awesome gams, milady.

On that gorgeous high note of positive energy, I'm going to get into some of that rare October blue sky out there before I have to kill brain cells in an office building for eight hours.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/3o7TKQEcY4EW7uxPQA/source.gif

 

[Emerson40]

Nice legs indeed.


And she makes some nice cutlery too.

 

[Wings]

You guys are very kind. My thick thighs thank you. Say that 5 times fast.

A part of my job is to manage the offices in my region. It’s a very small part of the job because I’ve elevated people in each office to admin most of the roles. I just care about the big decisions, those items that are going to hit my budgets. But today. Today has been one of those days where I’ve been left wondering why grown adults act like tiny toddlers in an office environment. We use large pint glasses because we drink a lot of Guinness and Black and Tans here, mainly because we have beer taps in our lunch rooms. Anyway, apparently dick heads can’t figure out that these large glasses can’t be put on the top rack of the dishwashers because there’s a utensil tray there and if you slam the dishwasher closed you will bust the glasses. And yet people still do it and I was confronted by a miffed maintenance tech holding a busted glass and I’m still not sure if he expected me to wave a wand and put the glass back together because that’s not one of my talents. Just remove the utensil trays and hide them. Done. This didn’t need me to stop my work on the project I’m tackling to tell him to do this. But also, people are assholes and I have no idea what their homes look like.

 

[butters]

I'm fucking knackered this morning. Pip woke me at 2am stomping on my head so then I thought it was a good idea to look at door handles on ebay for two hours.

Now I'm off to work like a stunned cunt.

i have no words....

 

[Adre]

I'm fucking knackered this morning. Pip woke me at 2am stomping on my head so then I thought it was a good idea to look at door handles on ebay for two hours.

Now I'm off to work like a stunned cunt.

How do you usually go?

 

[Saint Peter]

GO NATS!!!

Finally some baseball wisdom out of you!

Not a big baseball fan myself. The game goes a little slow to keep my brain interested. Still, when the local team plays for all the marbles it is impossible to not be swept up in the whatnots.

My next door office neighbor has a Nats towel on her door. I called it a Terrible Towel and got the stink eye.

 

[FataMorgana]

How do you usually go?

Kicking and screaming and foaming at the mouth.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Kicking and screaming and foaming at the mouth.

I'd pay money to watch that on PPV.
Good money.

 

[Wings]

Someone needs to stop playing with his ho and answer his texts.

 

[dolf]

Week 1, I won. I taught Edward the pointer stick, and the bodybuilding toyboy with the huge cock© failed at teaching Charles anything.
Week 2, we're working on the spin. Charles, being more agile, is obviously a lot sharper on the movement, but Edward is picking up the idea of multiple spins and has much better focus.

We'll see, come Saturday...

 

[bodysong]

to:

BIE

from: you would have known

and you probably saw it coming

"'let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out'
- Claudius, as Old King Log

 

[MNGuy]

Wow, four posts so far today, the most I've posted in a day in a long time.

 

[bodysong]

legs!

I would conquer worlds, with such legs.

(hey! I still remember the original handle)

 

[Bacigalupo]

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[Hal9000_]

You guys are very kind. My thick thighs thank you. Say that 5 times fast.

A part of my job is to manage the offices in my region. It’s a very small part of the job because I’ve elevated people in each office to admin most of the roles. I just care about the big decisions, those items that are going to hit my budgets. But today. Today has been one of those days where I’ve been left wondering why grown adults act like tiny toddlers in an office environment. We use large pint glasses because we drink a lot of Guinness and Black and Tans here, mainly because we have beer taps in our lunch rooms. Anyway, apparently dick heads can’t figure out that these large glasses can’t be put on the top rack of the dishwashers because there’s a utensil tray there and if you slam the dishwasher closed you will bust the glasses. And yet people still do it and I was confronted by a miffed maintenance tech holding a busted glass and I’m still not sure if he expected me to wave a wand and put the glass back together because that’s not one of my talents. Just remove the utensil trays and hide them. Done. This didn’t need me to stop my work on the project I’m tackling to tell him to do this. But also, people are assholes and I have no idea what their homes look like.

Ha...first world problems?

Or..just drunken a wholes who don't GAF?



Boss! Do yer job! Heads must roll!

 

[Pookie]

Kicking and screaming and foaming at the mouth.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

Did you see the rugby?

Liverpool fan say, Scum U

As for the 6th most important sport in australia (and I'm not sure even thats the truth) No... But I'm sure with a new coach, and enough people taking the money to cross from league, we'll be fine against the minor leagues... just dont ask about the Maori's

Actually I think it was only on your variant of sky, I have no idea what day it was on, but there was multiple more important things.

 

[With_David_Bowie]

I find myself becoming irrationally angry with my life. Again.

I take it you learnt from the last major mistake.

 

[y=mx+b]

I take it you learnt from the last major mistake.

Give or take.

I'm a work in progress.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Thank you Doug Ford for helping the good guy win the election. Nice.

 

[BotanyBoy]

F-16C is superior dog fighter to F-14B....

https://bluebattinghelmet.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/maverick-throws-dog-tags-o.gif

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

I had to jump into a brook today to rescue my purse after it tumbled in. That's the funniest thing that's happened to me in quite some time. Like a fucking skit.

 

[trysail]

Move entire fucking Departments out of D.C.

All of 'em.

Every last one of the motherfuckers.

It's gotten worse with every passing year since FDR/JFK/LBJ & Co. spawned the nightmare on the Potomac.

It is a suppurating abscess. Move the whole abomination to Pocatello or Coeur d'Alene or Kalispell.



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[von_Bismarck]

F-16C is superior dog fighter to F-14B....

https://bluebattinghelmet.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/maverick-throws-dog-tags-o.gif

I grew up playing Falcon Gold on PC. The Fighting Falcon will always have a special place in my heart.