The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

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I don't want to shower
I don't want to go to bed
But I know I need to do both

Being on call really negates every sense of feeling as though the work day is done.

Here's to a week long series of shitty sleepless nights
 
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Dear Furnace Fan,

Thank you for going out when it was 70 degrees and not waiting until the middle of January to bite the big one.

Love,
Pete
 
Dear Furnace Fan,

Thank you for going out when it was 70 degrees and not waiting until the middle of January to bite the big one.

Love,
Pete

Well that can't be right. If I were you I'd be keeping an eye on things cuz it's probably just a warning that something worse will happen in a couple months when the air is cold and the prices are high.
 
There is a big sheet of industrial plastic blowing in the wind out there.

I think it's time I got out the craft knife. I have a 4 AM wake up and fucked if I'm getting any sleep with that flapping around.

Yes.
 

Damn. Thanks for the ear worm. Now I have In the Ghetto stuck in my head. :mad:

As a crowd gathers 'round an angry young man
Face down on the street with a gun in his hand
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
And as her young man dies
On a cold and gray Chicago mornin'
Another little baby child is born
In the ghetto (in the ghetto)
And his mama cries
 

From now on, I'm going to snack on nuts (peanuts, almonds, walnuts, pecans, pistachios) rather than those damned addictive potato chips (Cape Cod kettle-cooked).


Christ, those things are every bit as addictive as fags.


 

As I walk and drive around the area I am struck by the fact that the streets are full of Subarus, Audis, Porsches, Toyotas, Kias, Acuras, Mercedes, Hyundais, Volkswagens, BMWs and Nissans.


It's unususal to see a Chevrolet or a Ford.


 
Tonight Edward and I will mostly be exploring the clicker and the marker stick, because the only way to get the bodybuilding toyboy with the huge cock© to train Charles is to turn it into a competition.
Edward is a combination of two of the least trainable breeds, and Charles two of the most. Edward is bright, but Charles is a genius. Edward enjoys winding people up, while Charles lives to please and literally vibrates with eagerness. Edward is a clumsy tank, while Charles is a Circus quality acrobat.
We're going to kick their arses :cool:
 
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