Sexless Marriages
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TTawhere
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I think after three years without you become a virgin again by default.
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ccs29745
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I'm a double virgin then
Like wise twice as well.
Polranny
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Where can we get 'I'm a double virgin' badges?
ccs29745
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Anyone have a cricket machine. We could make our own badges.
TTawhere
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Oooh. Advertising. New opportunity.
ccs29745
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For sale, one guy. You must be able to help cook, clean, trust and never lie. Me (TT) will help cook, clean, screw your brains out when ever you want.
Lol. Sorry TT, lol
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DDBustyBrit
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and this right here is why you 3 lovely boys are some of my closest male friends on Lit 
and I choose to call this my thread ‘family’.Thank you for making me giggle after a few days of heartbreak tears yet again
Thank you for making me giggle after a few days of heartbreak tears yet again
Lucky dogs !!
Sexless (?) but you have a fan
ccs29745
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Thank you for making me giggle after a few days of heartbreak tears yet again
We are here for you kiddo. Hope you feeling ok . pm me if you want to talk or anything.
TTawhere
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Thank you for making me giggle after a few days of heartbreak tears yet again
Hey. We’re putting the “fun” in ‘dysfunctional’!
ccs29745
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Functioning dysfunctional., anyway else would be uncivilized. Dysfunctionally of course
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You guys could make a comedy routine out of this. As my Dad always said you can either laugh or cry and it is a hell of a lot more fun to laugh.
Polranny
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Dysfunctional, datfunctional. I've been sexless for so long Im not sure about 'functioning ' at all
TTawhere
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See, here’s the thing...
We should all be getting dressed up and heading out together to a nice place for a drink. We’re all a bunch of intelligent, interesting, funny and good-looking guys. (Ok bear with me there for a moment...)
So we’re out having a good time and a good laugh and eventually some of the ladies there are going to have to figure out what we’re having such a great time about...
Voila!
(Pulls tongue from cheek.)
We should all be getting dressed up and heading out together to a nice place for a drink. We’re all a bunch of intelligent, interesting, funny and good-looking guys. (Ok bear with me there for a moment...)
So we’re out having a good time and a good laugh and eventually some of the ladies there are going to have to figure out what we’re having such a great time about...
Voila!
(Pulls tongue from cheek.)
Polranny
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We should all be getting dressed up and heading out together to a nice place for a drink. We’re all a bunch of intelligent, interesting, funny and good-looking guys. (Ok bear with me there for a moment...)
So we’re out having a good time and a good laugh and eventually some of the ladies there are going to have to figure out what we’re having such a great time about...
Voila!
(Pulls tongue from cheek.)
What the male equivalent of dancing round our handbags.
We have to look pretty cool, nonchalant, no dashing off to the gents to compare notes.
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TTawhere
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What the male equivalent of dancing round our handbags.
We have to look pretty cool, nonchalant, no dashing off to the gents to compare notes.
DDBustyBrit
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We should all be getting dressed up and heading out together to a nice place for a drink. We’re all a bunch of intelligent, interesting, funny and good-looking guys. (Ok bear with me there for a moment...)
So we’re out having a good time and a good laugh and eventually some of the ladies there are going to have to figure out what we’re having such a great time about...
Voila!
(Pulls tongue from cheek.)
. Can I be an honorary boy please....Don’t leave me out, I need sex too!!!
TTawhere
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Don’t leave me out, I need sex too!!!
Not with that equipment.
I’m pretty sure we can make other arrangements for you to join us, however.
DDBustyBrit
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Not with that equipment.
I’m pretty sure we can make other arrangements for you to join us, however.
:::snickers:::
The words bang and gang has better not be in your head right now dude!
You boys are my besties
TTawhere
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:::snickers:::
The words bang and gang has better not be in your head right now dude!
You boys are my besties
I’m pretty sure the words “O Canada” would be protective...
DDBustyBrit
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Aww yes I’m pretty sure they would be too...
Although we are in an open relationship
The problem with you 3 Amigos is spoiling the friendships!
Not worth it, even for a quick shag!
