Harem?

[magicmikeaustin]

I am currently taking applications for you to be in my exclusive harem of lit ladies

Apply within. Just sign the application and provide a full nude body shot, or just apply, or just respond

Your chances are good, over/under is 6

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I am currently taking applications for you to be in my exclusive harem of lit ladies

Apply within. Just sign the application and provide a full nude body shot, or just apply, or just respond

Your chances are good, over/under is 6

I can change the requirements to just fogging up a mirror

 

[ydahecnot]

By the end of the page, it’ll be down to “breathing”

 

[magicmikeaustin]

By the end of the page, it’ll be down to “breathing”

Pulse

Even if on life support works

 

[SassySheDevil]

No more harems for me

 

[magicmikeaustin]

No more harems for me

Dang

Reconsider?

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Do we get free grapes?

Lots of free stuff.

I’ll go get grapes

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I prefer the red ones if possible. I find them sweeter

Purple pink green or red

Just ecstatic 2 ladies responded

Over under started at 6 and quickly moved to 2

 

[ydahecnot]

I ain’t joining your harem, but I like grapes, too

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I ain’t joining your harem, but I like grapes, too

You sir are always welcome to watch

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Take it from me, he has all the grapes you’ll want ... enjoy

 

[DDBustyBrit]

It’s okay thanks I spent a year on his boat he’s ready for a change...he’s fun go enjoy

 

[OrLaTime]

Bah.. I want to join a stable

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Epic! The irony truly

I got your application Ty

 

[Richard_C]

Open invite. Nice move!

 

[dashie33]

What's the benefits package like? Is the pension index-linked? C'mon, man, I need answers!

 

[ydahecnot]

Oh, you know what his benefits package is

 

[dashie33]

Oh, you know what his benefits package is

I hope it's comprehensive, if ya know what I'm saying.

 

[Shi_One81]

What's the benefits package like? Is the pension index-linked? C'mon, man, I need answers!

I want to know about the short term and long term disability plan. Oh and dental insurance because ya gotta have a purdy smile.

 

[dashie33]

I want to know about the short term and long term disability plan. Oh and dental insurance because ya gotta have a purdy smile.

I'll have you know I have a perfect British smile.

 

[Shi_One81]

I'll have you know I have a perfect British smile.

Oh shit, I didn’t know that you’re a Brit. And I’m a poet and didn’t know it. Lol

Edit - shows you how well I look at people’s signatures *

 

[ydahecnot]

I want to know about the short term and long term disability plan. Oh and dental insurance because ya gotta have a purdy smile.

Disability? I don’t think he’s quite that hung

 

[dashie33]

Oh shit, I didn’t know that you’re a Brit. And I’m a poet and didn’t know it. Lol

Edit - shows you how well I look at people’s signatures *

I don't think anyone looks at signatures. I still get messages occasionally from dudes who think I have an amenable set of genitals downstairs.

 

[Shi_One81]

Disability? I don’t think he’s quite that hung

Just taking precautions

 

[LostGirlTink]

I'm Canadian. American paperwork scares me. Should I get a lawyer to look at the contract before I sign anything. How will this affect my taxes?

Trust me... stay Canadian you don’t want ANY of this bullshit