The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

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Phoenix is going to be 99° next week while I’m there, and then I head to Minneapolis which will be a brisk 50°
 
Ryan Reynolds makes a fortune playing himself. I think that's a pretty good gig and I'd like to have it. And fine, yes I'll fuck Blake Lively, too. I mean if I have to. Geez.
 
You need an unsightly hand eczema. Nobody wants to shake with that shit.
 
Know what's even worse than hand-shakers?

Huggers.


FFS don't press your entire, germ infested body against mine.

Casual/business acquaintances, I mean.
 
today i have the beach boys in my head. for me this is a blessing. for anyone who might be within earshot of amatuerish falsetto it is a curse. fuck them, though. wa wa oooh.
 
The town got a new leaf-sucker truck. All the local dignitaries are walking down the sidewalk behind it, watching it suck.

Small town life.
 
It’s only 44 degrees, but it’s not raining! Of course it will be tomorrow just in time for my event. :mad:
 
Yep. There's an apple picking thing going on tomorrow that I'm less interested in on account of the weather.
 
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