What woke you up today, and when?

[JJonah]

Kids can be turds.

Judging from this thread, though, cats are often worse.

 

[Leigh81]

My eyes just opened up at around 7:20am

 

[done_got_old]

My bladder at 4 am.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Little human 6am. Unfortunately, I went to sleep about 2:45 am

 

[bluebill0422]

Standard Poodle at 5 AM needing to go out.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

Just a few minutes ago I awoke because I had enough sleep.

It felt good to rise through the mist of slumber on my own, like a diver surfacing from the deep and not like a prawn plucked from the ocean and dropped in a pot.
(Which is how feels when the alarm goes off most other days
)

 

[JJonah]

An unwonted urge to go work out. At 6:30

 

[steelyblue73]

My dog nudging my butt. Apparently I was taking up too much of MY bed!

 

[Cyberbella]

A phone call

 

[mortis]

Some animal getting killed by a pack of coyotes and my dog wanting into the feast.around 5:00 am

 

[Misshotndeep]

My kid asking me to cook breakfast. Bless his heart. He so does not get it. Lol about 6 am- ish

 

[emsway]

Hungry cats.

 

[AlwaysFara]

The fucking Duolingo Owl.

 

[JJonah]

My kid asking me to cook breakfast. Bless his heart. He so does not get it. Lol about 6 am- ish

Been there. Done that.

The fucking Duolingo Owl.

Whazzat?

 

[AlwaysFara]

Been there. Done that.



Whazzat?

He’s a really cute owl that wants me to speak SPANISH.

 

[JJonah]

He’s a really cute owl that wants me to speak SPANISH.

Ah.

I si.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Ah.

I si.

*sips my coffee*

Too soon. Too soon.

 

[Miles Long]

Police sirens woke me up at 4:00 am. It appears they were not coming for me.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Police sirens woke me up at 4:00 am. It appears they were not coming for me.

That’s a relief. More time for your meat.

 

[Fugu_B]

The guy down the street playing with the tuning on his punched out Harley at 5:15am. That’s pretty late for me. That damn thing just wouldn’t stay running.

 

[Plane_Guy]

Lightning at around 1 this morning.

 

[mortis]

The dog stretching out sideways across our bed, her head flopping next to mine and her paws all cattywompus ..apparently for Lulu it was time to wake up at 7:30am

Ha you said "cattywompus" that is funny

 

[emsway]

He’s a really cute owl that wants me to speak SPANISH.

I have him too. He shames me, but not early in the morning.

This morning it was my brain. But it was a good thing.

 

[BadAmy]

Snot woke me.
And not the dog.

 

[cole4258]

Strange pounding between my ears