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I'm thinking if someone could spread his legs wide enough, hemm boobie shelf takes on a whole new meaning....:devil:
 
EndlessNameless said:
Yay! Do it and I will...do stuff for you. Yeah. Stuff. Whatever that is. Ooh, ooh, is a boobie shelf when you rest them on top of my head?
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well isn't that the way requests and favors usually work. Reciprocation does keep that wheel turning.

and no, I am not sure what that is called, though urban dictionary probably has a term

19jimbo99 said:
I'm thinking if someone could spread his legs wide enough, hemm boobie shelf takes on a whole new meaning....:devil:
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very true.
 
so happy monday.
What are we in the mood for, for today's movie?

Seeing as I failed to put any thought or effort into the creation, you can pick from a little gif look at my tits in the shower or a little gif look at my pussy in the shower.

Any preference?
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Happy Saturday.
Ok, here are my boobs in bed
http://i.imgur.com/5pFyWlxm.jpg
My boobs walking around
http://i.imgur.com/ASyjMaBm.jpg
My ass
http://i.imgur.com/FXpurdwm.jpg

I have absolutely nothing exciting to say, I will pointless ramble though. let me see, I have some new hatchlings. cute, fluffy, loud things. Kid changed his mind about halloween again, and now the theme is horror characters, so I have decided I will be rocking Bloody Mary. And no not sexy Bloody Mary lol. Ideally, small children will cling to their parents and hide, and older people will say it is cool, comment on my eyes, makeup, or fabulous wig.

been hanging out on more normal forms of social media this week, and it has me laughing. Ok, I assume you have noticed the trend of racist people, saying things like "I am not racist but" then spewing some epically racist shit. Well, I am have laughing at how many bitches do the "I am really nice but" then spew bitchy shit. It is really funny to me because everyone who has observed them speak or type more than two sentences knows they are like legendary bitches. like, Sarah Palin is walking around going "omg that woman is such a bitch". As soon as I hear or read chicks say "I am nice", I hear a parody of Kyle's mom is a bitch.
For those are unfamiliar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9AT3jjAP0Y

Seriously, High level bitches are hoping to improve their bitchiness from women who walk around going "I am nice". So why do people do this. like the racists stating to not be racist, psychos claiming to be nice. They aren't doing it in a way that would not actually fool anyone who wasn't seriously intellectually challenged. I mean, if you are trying to fool people, you have to put more effort into it than stating the opposite. Men do this too. The men that start by saying they are nice guys, watch them, watch them hard. I might think it was an attempt at sarcasm, but then they get all pissed when you laugh and sing Kyle's mom is a bitch or I am an asshole, or do the Nazi salute. So, yeah, if it was sarcasm, they'd be laughing too. This leaves me with they are delusional and self absorbed I guess. Like the time they gave someone a compliment last year, or spoke to their biracial coworker last month, or gave a homeless guy change a decade ago is the only thing the see about themselves. Even more amusing, the chicks that right up front state they are a bitch or the men that state right up front that they are an asshole then break into the I'm an asshole song are usually actually quite nice.
and for those who are unaware, the Asshole song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

I wonder if the people who are upfront about negative personality traits, are just a lot more self-aware, and being so much more self-aware and they are remembering the bitchy thing they did last month and this causes them to think more before they speak and act, thus being aware that you are not Mother Theresa or the best thing since sliced bread actually makes them much better people over those who feel the need to walk around telling everyone there are nice people while everyone around them is singing the bitch or asshole song. Eh well, I like both types to be on my social media feed, it keeps things interesting.

Next up on my feed, parents are pissed because a boy was told he couldn't wear his "Virginity Rocks" T-shirt at a local high school. They feel that the high school is attacking their christian values. So yeah, I am over here laughing my ass off because apparently no one around me understands who Danny Duncan is, that the shirts are sarcasm, and mocking their Christian values. I also assume they think their children have such weird vases in their room too. Resisting the urge to toss out random Donde esta la lecha, free the nipples, my fat 400 lbs girlfriend comments, or posting links to giant penis mailboxes. And that this is even coming up now, when Danny's line has been out like 6 years.

Hum, other highlights. My mp3 player battery died, so I listened to the cd that was in my player (keep in mind my cars are late 90s models). Well the cd was actually a recording from the club on fetish night. I am happily sitting at a stop light, and I think traumatizing the college boy on a scooter. First we have me, just being me, as boring and unassuming as I am. The car is blaring a techo goth version of Like a Prayer (yeah that Madonna song, and yeah it is about as weird as you think). So yeah, that alone is causing the to stare at me at the light (he is right next to my door). Then as it fades out at the end, the DJ says “and that is for the girl who volunteered to be tied to the cross and get spanked”. Yeah, the look on his face was funny (and yes there was actually a flogging cross in the corner). Anyway, that made me smile.

I also got to make an uncomfortable joke with a large amount of men at work who weren’t sure whether to laugh or not, that is always fun. Nothing exciting. We had some newer guys setting up a new building. So seniors had a phone bridge that we stayed on for 2 days, and the men on site could ask questions while they were settings things up. A man just installed a copier, I configured it, then all he had to do was install a badge reader so employees could use it. He inserted the badge reader, but it wasn’t being detected, so he asked the bridge for advice. I respond “did you trying blowing it? I find that encourages cooperation in many situations”. And yes then garnered a mix of chuckles, coughs covering chuckles, and awkward silence. I do enjoy making them uncomfortable, while leaving them unsure if I am trying too. And yes blowing it did correct the problem, just like those old games.

Was supposed to have some friends stay the weekend, but was cancelled due to a death in the females family, so I am now without plans. I made next weekend a 3 day weekend, and don’t think I will tell kid and hubby I have off. Rude, I know, but if anyone hears I have off, they have a list of things they want me to do, and I don’t wanna.

So yeah, that has been my week and a pointless ramble.
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Lovely pictures and I enjoyed the ramble! :rose::rose:
 
Justadesperatewifeandmom said:
Well happy Sunday. I did a super fast try on of a cheap chinese dress i found while looking for fishnet dresses.

What drew me in was it was $4.99, with a 50% off discouny code making it $2.50. Then $1 slow ship credit which i save them and the kid buys movies.

Now, first thing that gave me pause, size range is 4 to 14. 14 is an xl and about a 40inch bust. My titties laugh at terms like xl just as much as they laugh at women with D cups complaining about the hardships of having big boobs. My boobs are about 12 inches and 10 sizes bigger than that.

The second concern was the pictures. Now correct me if I am wrong, but aren't they supposed to remove the Photoshop indicator instructions lol.

http://i.imgur.com/wzMrkYHm.jpg

Of course, at $1.50, I go for it anyway.

Next concern, removing from the package.

http://i.imgur.com/CysXf2Bm.jpg

I think it might look more like a cat dress.

However, China's super stretchy super cheap synthetic fabric wins again.

http://i.imgur.com/xMGmYx0m.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0Lu44RPm.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/CRzrGTqm.jpg
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Brings a whole new dimension to "stretch to fit" Great pics! :devil::devil:
 
Naughtyboy31 said:
Better come over then. It's not that far. lol
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;)

scotluvsoral said:
Lovely pictures and I enjoyed the ramble! :rose::rose:
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thanks, glad you enjoy.

scotluvsoral said:
Brings a whole new dimension to "stretch to fit" Great pics! :devil::devil:
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Right, I mean the odds of it actually fitting seemed a total stretch

scotluvsoral said:
I don't know why, but the superman theme song pops into my head when I see the first two pictures! *LOL* :devil::devil:
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haha, well I could have inspired worse songs.

scotluvsoral said:
Now this is a fun video!! :devil::devil:
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Thanks. Though, it was quite simple but hey, they can't all be creative masterpieces
 
Your wet pussy is great, of course, but I'd have voted for your tits in the shower. :D

If there was an "Other" option, I'd have requested shower ass.

No complaint, though, all of your various body parts are wonderful. :kiss:
 
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