The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[butters]

the hitman's bodyguard... starts off serious, ends up serious-ish, but all the rest is one of the funniest lol films i've seen in a long while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4Afusxc2SM

 

[HarryHill]

It is chilly but humid.

..
It's beautiful out, temperate,
full night with a curtained moon,
hovering there behind clouds.
A white dog throws threats beyond kine fence,
walks proud across a well lit yard,
vanishes in the shadows.
:sip:

 

[HarryHill]

''
Lower

 

[butters]

..
It's beautiful out, temperate,
full night with a curtained moon,
hovering there behind clouds.
A white dog throws threats beyond kine fence,
walks proud across a well lit yard,
vanishes in the shadows.
:sip:

''
Lower

hush, you'll scare the children

 

[HarryHill]

..
Go get me more beer.











Please.

 

[Wings]

I need taller friends.

 

[lovetoread]

 

[Wings]

Hey now. I will keep the tiny friends I have but I need a buffer in pics so I stop looking like Chewbacca to their Leia. Like, tinniest to tallest would be nice. Not, “can you crouch down so we can get your face in the pic?”

 

[pointless]

Hey now. I will keep the tiny friends I have but I need a buffer in pics so I stop looking like Chewbacca to their Leia. Like, tinniest to tallest would be nice. Not, “can you crouch down so we can get your face in the pic?”

https://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/99401-REG/Matthews_259535_Apple_Box_Full.html

 

[pointless]

boy, i sure am glad i was bored enough today to watch the lions game. this totally doesn't suck at all.

 

[dolf]

Smeg.

 

[Wings]

I would do unspeakable things for a proper beignet right now.

 

[pointless]

the lions won the game, btw.

and it was still terrible.

 

[Kantarii]

Mondays fucking suck. We should petition to have the day removed from the week. What better “day” to replace it with than “payday”

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's an incredibly perfect night tonight, weather-wise. It was like a siren song as soon as I stepped out of work. The best night of summer decided to show up late in the middle of September.

I know I would've gotten in trouble somehow. Y'see, the Night God demands a tribute when you get too happy. That's why I played it smart and took my ass home.

now, if it's like this on Taco Tuesday, though...

https://media.giphy.com/media/pb1oHU4nbqk0NgI79K/giphy.gif

 

[Not Normal]

Ireland Baldwin really looks like a perfect combination of her parents.

 

[suurfer]

"Best cum in mouth scenes"
thread starter: Susan2000

Anyone believes that 'Susan' is a woman?

 

[Sean]

Only the cunts that read the Daily Mail could object to the RNLI spending a massive 2% of its budget to save lives overseas.

 

[dolf]

Only the cunts that read the Daily Mail could object to the RNLI spending a massive 2% of its budget to save lives overseas.

But brown lives?!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://i.ibb.co/pWXCcVB/IMG-5649.jpg

Yes, please.

 

[Sean]

I just watched Moon for the first time. Heard it was good but for some reason never got round to it. What a great little flick. Sam Rockwell is outstanding in it.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I’ve been hitting the snooze button an awful lot lately. It’s a new thing. There must be something in that.

Pollen season perhaps?

 

[Pookie]

Excluding Laurel's sticky, I have four threads on my GeeBee.

Four.

 

[silver gurl]

Breakfast is what's for dinner.

 

[adrina]

Excluding Laurel's sticky, I have four threads on my GeeBee.

Four.

I have 15 and most of them aren't worth engaging in or with.

Breakfast is what's for dinner.

Ooooh. I think you might have something there. I have another hour and a half before I can eat. Scrambled eggs, diced ham and rye toast sound all kinds of good.