fuck it, I am drunk, so....

[BadAmy]

oh you missed it didn't you...


I have had one shot of wodka and pickle juice
cuz I am a light weight boozy skinny girl on keto...
and well...


one shot
one kill.


commence, my boozey hawkes. (nod to my fellow musicians out there)

https://media.giphy.com/media/RJaUOmpBQAoE4RuWnj/giphy.gif

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Keto

ha

Whatever your question is, the answer is cauliflower.

 

[BadAmy]

Keto

ha

Whatever your question is, the answer is cauliflower.

or 42.


you know what I mean baaaaby

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

or 42.


you know what I mean baaaaby

I do!

NY152. 152 insights into my soul!

 

[BadAmy]

https://media.giphy.com/media/VtFd68Pr19fYk/giphy.gif

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Okay, no?

It's from You've Got Mail

Watch it and think of me

 

[LostGirlTink]

No keto
No carb-less bullshit
Real nutrition and calories left for wine please

Because really if I’m gonna be a skinny bitch that lives forever but can’t eat bread and butter with my wine and pasta then I don’t want it

 

[BadAmy]

Okay, no?

It's from You've Got Mail

Watch it and think of me

hitchhikers guide to the galaxy~!!!!
the answer is always 42.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Okay, no?

It's from You've Got Mail

Watch it and think of me

I watched it last weekend. One of my favorites!

BRB... need to go make a margarita.
I looked at the carbs on the mixer, and said eff it...and got the lower carb one anyway.

 

[Heartless Bastard]

oh you missed it didn't you...


I have had one shot of wodka and pickle juice
cuz I am a light weight boozy skinny girl on keto...
and well...


one shot
one kill.


commence, my boozey hawkes. (nod to my fellow musicians out there)

https://media.giphy.com/media/RJaUOmpBQAoE4RuWnj/giphy.gif

Just be careful hon
Stay in the compound .

 

[LurkingLazarus]

Okay, no?

It's from You've Got Mail

Watch it and think of me

This isn't the bourbon talking...though there's been a lot.

I love that movie. Not afraid to say it.

 

[BadAmy]

No keto
No carb-less bullshit
Real nutrition and calories left for wine please

Because really if I’m gonna be a skinny bitch that lives forever but can’t eat bread and butter with my wine and pasta then I don’t want it

bread is bad. mmmkay?

I watched it last weekend. One of my favorites!

BRB... need to go make a margarita.
I looked at the carbs on the mixer, and said eff it...and got the lower carb one anyway.

maaaaaahgariiiiiita!

Just be careful hon
Stay in the compound .

stay in my lane you mean?

 

[LostGirlTink]

bread is bad. mmmkay?


maaaaaahgariiiiiita!




stay in my lane you mean?

Bread is life.
For everyone else cause I will stab people without it and I call bulkshit on all the carbs are bad things.
Next year when everyone eats nothing but carbs cause that’s the latest trend then I might go on a “trendy” diet.
Until then carbs are life

 

[BadAmy]

Bread is life.
For everyone else cause I will stab people without it and I call bulkshit on all the carbs are bad things.
Next year when everyone eats nothing but carbs cause that’s the latest trend then I might go on a “trendy” diet.
Until then carbs are life

hehee
I love how you put the smack down on me gurl
xxxo
all right.

only you get bread.
I'll bake some for you.



haha
no I won't.

 

[tolyk]

Mmmm carbs

 

[MaBelle3120]

Bread is life.
For everyone else cause I will stab people without it and I call bulkshit on all the carbs are bad things.
Next year when everyone eats nothing but carbs cause that’s the latest trend then I might go on a “trendy” diet.
Until then carbs are life

The first thing anyone suggested when a sorority girl was drunk at a party and needed to sober up: "she just needs bread!"
So yes, bread is life.

 

[BadAmy]

https://media.giphy.com/media/AHadu9ncKvKaQ/giphy.gif


sorry, is my Catholic showing?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

hitchhikers guide to the galaxy~!!!!
the answer is always 42.

I knew that!

Helen Mirren

I watched it last weekend. One of my favorites!

BRB... need to go make a margarita.
I looked at the carbs on the mixer, and said eff it...and got the lower carb one anyway.

You rock

Fox. F - O - X

This isn't the bourbon talking...though there's been a lot.

I love that movie. Not afraid to say it.

You do too

She kinda looks like... that Kathleen Kelly person!

No keto
No carb-less bullshit
Real nutrition and calories left for wine please

Because really if I’m gonna be a skinny bitch that lives forever but can’t eat bread and butter with my wine and pasta then I don’t want it

Werrrrrd.

 

[BadAmy]

https://media.giphy.com/media/ZH9MUTRHeLAaY/giphy.gif

 

[LostGirlTink]

https://media.giphy.com/media/AHadu9ncKvKaQ/giphy.gif


sorry, is my Catholic showing?

*drops to my knees*
Bless me for I have sinned...
It has been something like 20 years since my last confession... this could take a while...

 

[tolyk]

*drops to my knees*
this could take a while...

That's not what he said... Whilst she was on her knees...

 

[BadAmy]

That's not what he said... Whilst she was on her knees...

badum tiss...

 

[LostGirlTink]

I can do things with my tongue....
wait wrong thread

 

[tolyk]

I can do things with my tongue....
wait wrong thread

So can I my love, so can I *grins*

 

[JennyNo1]

Aaaaaaand Amy's back!