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sn4ke11

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Wow you actually pressed it, you are easily seduced thats a good start :)

Right thanks for taking time to read my little feel out to the world, i absolutely love female company and flirting and using all my superpowers for evil ;)

So what can i offer you, i might be a very sexual person but im a gentleman first, well what is it you want, i am pretty good at giving it, what can i do for you, I like to make a girl laugh, i like to be original, i like to tease, I like to get to know you like crazy, im experienced in the dark arts of erotic writing and roll play, you want to turn a girl on you better engage her mind before her body, i learnt that a long time ago, I have a natural dominant side, but its not written in stone you gotta turn up and submit to me, though i highly reccomend it. Im English im tall and im intelligent, I dont like selling myself so you will have to fulind out the rest for yourself, what dont i offer? Im not looking to fall in love right now and im open to anyone from 18 to 55 but if your an immature little girl looking for her daddy move on, I aint anyones daddy, Im 40 but that shit just makes me feel old and creepy, I do enjoy being called Sir though.

Ok i have waffled enough how am i going to rescue this??

I have a magnificent cock! Lol

No seriously ladies id love some company, have a little time on my hands of late, and id love to spend it on you

Just write me im 90% harmless.
 
I can probably let it slide

I got a reply i got a reply!

Oops i mean, morning young lady, Nice to meet you, can i drop you a pm, let me shamelessly perouse your profile first x
 
Sat here chuckling to myself

Well spirited forgive me for browsing your posts, but i love your humour, why do i get the idea you are quite the handfull?
 
I just woke up

I have no idea what i am doing lol this thread will self destruct in 2 minutes

Better be quick ladies
 
Wow you cant even delete threads

What was I thinking here, terrible idea, nobody is gonna write me, this is terrible for my ego.

Well have a great day everyone, not that amybidy is reading
 
What was I thinking here, terrible idea, nobody is gonna write me, this is terrible for my ego.

Well have a great day everyone, not that amybidy is reading

Lol. Relax.... it’s 09.30 in the UK and everyone’s at work. The US are still slumbering ... be patient
 
damn

i hope you heal up quick man.
Got to say tho i love this back and forth.
Also Spirited your absolutely amazing and its always fun when one is a handful:kiss:
I do normally work myself but laid up in pain at the moment,
 
i hope you heal up quick man.
Got to say tho i love this back and forth.
Also Spirited your absolutely amazing and its always fun when one is a handful:kiss:

Thank you that’s very kind. Now I’ve got to go and earn a crust
 
I am on strong painkillers

But only one woman replied and already someone is trying to steal her, this personals game is hard!
 
Your privates are full spiritual forgive me

I didnt mean it like that, clumsy wording, I was super interested in you from the moment you replied, i wish you werent too busy, id love to get to know you more, thanks for making me smile anyway,

You might be a handfull but i like that ;)

<3 <3 only love over here
 
I didnt mean it like that, clumsy wording, I was super interested in you from the moment you replied, i wish you werent too busy, id love to get to know you more, thanks for making me smile anyway,

You might be a handfull but i like that ;)

<3 <3 only love over here

My privates are full?? LMAO
 
Getting there thanks angel

Still a failed thread though, apart from your lovely company of course, forgiven me yet?
 
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