What Are You Thinking? Continued 4

[mnbreastluver]

People yell at dogs to sit, and get frustrated when they have to say it a few times. Meanwhile people can’t understand a thing a dog says

 

[LikeableMe]

I got up five hours early - I always set my alarm for three hours before I start work, so I’ve been up almost eight hours. And yet it feels like time is flying and I don’t want to go to work someone go for me?

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Feeling out of sync. It seems to me the sun should be up by now. It’s like the solar system is conspiring and feeding my paranoia.

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Coffee sounds nice

 

[PattiJolene]

I'm very happy we didn't book a bunch of things this weekend. It's a go as you flow weekend for us for a change.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking how interesting it is that cats and dogs have evolved to seek out humans when they are in distress or want affection.

 

[Xerxes82]

Schwing

 

[LostGirlTink]

Secret alts are stupid. Own your shit.

 

[AlwaysFara]

Secret alts are stupid. Own your shit.

*tackles*

 

[LostGirlTink]

*tackles*

*pounces*

 

[DarkSimian]

*tackles*

*pounces*

*gets popcorn and sets up the camcorder*

 

[tnman03]

Secret alts are stupid. Own your shit.

<----Rarely knows who the alts are until someone calls them out of the alt slips up in writing.

 

[BongoGal]

I'm thinking that someone hitting on me at a bar tonight has a better chance than usual of getting lucky.

 

[UgliestSon]

I'm thinking that someone hitting on me at a bar tonight has a better chance than usual of getting lucky.

You should just wear a shirt that says ‘I’m Easy.’ Yeah do that.

 

[BongoGal]

You should just wear a shirt that says ‘I’m Easy.’ Yeah do that.

Can't. It's in the laundry.
https://www.betterthanpants.com/media/catalog/product/i/m/im-easy-tshirt-womens-regular-white.jpg

 

[UgliestSon]

Can't. It's in the laundry.
https://www.betterthanpants.com/media/catalog/product/i/m/im-easy-tshirt-womens-regular-white.jpg

Time to do some wash.

 

[Justis]

Breath just breath

 

[UgliestSon]

Dude I kinda want to bang one of these Peloton models.

 

[Taegul]

My money is on Shrek.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking about a pretty high school teacher I had a crush on taking me for a ride in her new car, and her dropping me off at a friend’s house, where a lot of my pals were standing in the front yard, and me kissing my teacher before I got out. That was a good day.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Roll Tide!

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Roll Tide!

Against Duke they'll steamroll.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Against Duke they'll steamroll.

I'm good with that. You have more chips???

 

[Sweet_Lara]

I've kept way too much paperwork for way too long.

 

[catherinewheel77]

I'm thinking that someone hitting on me at a bar tonight has a better chance than usual of getting lucky.

I’ll expect an explicit dossier of your shenanigans delivered to my inbox by morning.