What Are You Thinking? Continued 4

[emsway]

I got myself all worked up thinking about my speech at my daughters’s wedding....next summer! Get a grip, lady.

 

[Esslemont]

A dozen is 12.
A baker's dozen is 13.
I'm thinking Bakers are greedy.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

A dozen is 12.
A baker's dozen is 13.
I'm thinking Bakers are greedy.

I’m greedy and not even a baker!

 

[tnman03]

I got myself all worked up thinking about my speech at my daughters’s wedding....next summer! Get a grip, lady.

Don't forget to start with a joke, interject something embarrassing from her childhood and close with a blessing. You'll do fine, I haven't any doubts.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Just why?

 

[AlwaysFara]

Just why?

Because some people are douchebags???

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Because some people are douchebags???

Not really just hard to understand

 

[Esslemont]

On this dead quiet night, I can just hear the whales out in the channel.

 

[Girly_girl]

My eyes are scarred for life, I cannot unsee that!!!!

 

[frankjoebobal]

I need some sleep... But tick tock goes the clock.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I’m not sure I’ll ever understand relationships where ultimatums are routinely passed around, break ups happen, and then people get back together as a matter of course.

Do they not see that this is unfolding in a completely predictable way? And, if so, why do they keep doing the same thing repeatedly?

 

[Gentledom45]

Wow mind blown

 

[AveryElle]

I sometimes think my life is an experiment in how sleep deprived a person can be

 

[standard1]

I’m greedy and not even a baker!

the least surprising thing i’ve read all week.

 

[Shi_One81]

You, a stranger whom I’ve never seen, telling me I’ll be missing out because I want nothing to do with you Missing out on what? Your Mom’s basement?

 

[mnbreastluver]

The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you’re signing somebody’s cast.

 

[LikeableMe]

“Can I really do this?” Staring at a task I have to complete

 

[mnbreastluver]

We fall asleep every night with a tremendous amount of confidence that we’re going to wake up again in the morning.

 

[PattiJolene]

This day could be one of those days that's long and dragged out...ugh

 

[ydahecnot]

My eyes are scarred for life, I cannot unsee that!!!!

You weren’t supposed to get my face pic!

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking finally, sweet release. Now hopefully sleep.

 

[Blueeyesrenee]

I really need a road trip! Coffee with a friend.

 

[DarkSimian]

You, a stranger whom I’ve never seen, telling me I’ll be missing out because I want nothing to do with you Missing out on what? Your Mom’s basement?

The lotion?

 

[LikeableMe]

Trying to decide whether I should get pizza

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking how unbearable I find the sun today. Was just out walking around and saw a vulture swoop from a church roof and into a tree; wondered if it was waiting for me to die.