What Are YOU Thinking? Continued 3

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Wondering why, of all the women who have taken my cock in their hand and guided me inside them, there’s just this one memory of such an event that keeps replaying in my head.

 

[HarperValley]

Finally found the one

 

[Duggc70]

So exhausted need sleep ..can't ...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I'm thinking - When people show who they are, believe them.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking about the insane audacity of getting a blowjob in my office when anyone could have walked in.

 

[mnbreastluver]

If we installed tracking devices on all of our socks, we’d able to find the fourth dimension where the washing machines send them

 

[beachbaby179]

Three more...

 

[mnbreastluver]

Three more...

Thanks for the reminder Queen of the countdowns.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking about petting a wild baby rabbit recently and how that evoked a memory of an old scar on my grandmother’s hand from a bite from a rabbit that was destined to become dinner.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Anyone else wish that some of the Lit jousting between posters was done Vocaroo style?

I kinda think this one dude would have a relatively squeaky voice...

 

[Kelleebabes]

A very moving story. Thank you for sharing it.

thanks for listening...

 

[CleverCowardice]

My Mickey Mouse voice is precisely the reason I don't shit talk people.

 

[SophieUK]

She’s lovely but I’m pretty sure she’s straight..

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Another morning, another stiff prick to slay.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Ejaculating in a girl's mouth is fine, but if you ejaculate into a cup and she drinks it, you're both fucking weird.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking about a woman with advanced rheumatoid arthritis who still gets up a ladder to paint her roof. She amazes me. She is my example and my hero.

 

[mijayoo]

Dating should not be so difficult

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking about a crazy weekend when I went on a road trip to a women’s college (where my mother had gone, btw), drank a case of beer, met a girl, and slept with her, not so much for the sex but because I needed a place to sleep. Then I drove the hour back home, threw up, showered, and went to a horse race where I consumed a fifth of bourbon. After that, a keg party. I really don’t understand how I’m still alive.

 

[emsway]

Well isn’t this just swell?

 

[ydahecnot]

Three more...

Yeah, rub it in that you’re multiorgasmic

 

[mnbreastluver]

Someone needs to tell Chevy none of us know what the JD Power Award is..

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking I’m going to strangle the next person I speak to who uses the word “literally” inappropriately.

 

[AlpineFresco]

It's mindblowing how they can make a 15-min meeting last multiple hours. All while stressing time constraints!

 

[AlwaysFara]

Someone needs to tell Chevy none of us know what the JD Power Award is..

Ahahaaa!!!

 

[dashie33]

Thinking I’m going to strangle the next person I speak to who uses the word “literally” inappropriately.

I know someone who'll agree with you.