What Are YOU Thinking? Continued 3

[AveryElle]

Semi-public, huh? I agree with Fara - perfectly terrible.

Well I don’t know what he’s calling weird....maybe that was someone else!

 

[Miles Long]

Ill being chips and guac. What time?

You better bring your own taco soup too because you are cuh-ray-zee if you think I'm sharing any of this batch of pure liquid gold with anyone!

 

[neakman]

Male/female, she’s kind, and probably does way better with most of the ladies than you do, you tool.
Put her on ignore and stop ranting.

The day I start taking advice from a freak like you will be the day I actually leave Lit.

Some on here don't like to be duped into thinking someone who portrays themselves as a woman is not.

 

[AlwaysFara]

The day I start taking advice from a freak like you will be the day I actually leave Lit.

Some on here don't like to be duped into thinking someone who portrays themselves as a woman is not.

Sorry you were duped.
Was that after you came all over yourself over wanting her so badly?
Poor little thing.

 

[AveryElle]

You better bring your own taco soup too because you are cuh-ray-zee if you think I'm sharing any of this batch of pure liquid gold with anyone!

Oh yeah, I forgot you don’t like blow jobs. Duhhh

 

[AlwaysFara]

Oops, I did it again. I’m horrible at taking advice.
*puts the beta back on ignore*

 

[Miles Long]

Oh yeah, I forgot you don’t like blow jobs. Duhhh

My mouth will be way too full of taco soup to fit a dick in there too.

 

[AveryElle]

That’s actually a truly revolting image

 

[dashie33]

Sure puts a new spin on Taco Tuesday.

 

[Miles Long]

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[neakman]

Sorry you were duped.
Was that after you came all over yourself over wanting her so badly?
Poor little thing.

I was not duped you fucking moron. I was calling the fake out to protect others.
You are actually dumber than you look.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Thinking that I have just accidentally invited petty criminals and drug addicts into my life, and there’s trouble ahead.

 

[dashie33]

Thinking that I have just accidentally invited petty criminals and drug addicts into my life, and there’s trouble ahead.

Hey, I'm only one of those things!

 

[zydrate]

thinking this headache should go away soon...

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

I was not duped you fucking moron. I was calling the fake out to protect others.
You are actually dumber than you look.

And you are so sure of this, please share with everyone your magical insights on how you determine I'm a man and not a woman. You profess such incredible claims, but nothing to back it up but pure bullshit and a crushed ego. Why I let you bother me makes me feel silly now, actually putting effort to defend myself against a loser like you.
Time for the blessed ignore button.

 

[Gentledom45]

I need some popcorn for the show.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

per the usual, I'm thinking on lots of things..

What feels physically good in the moment, might just be what stabs you in the gut later.


I'm way too good for him. Perhaps I'll learn from my mistakes, and realize that sometimes "broken" is just a euphemism for "implicitly irreparable".

And, my favorite thought of the day Super Sour Lemons.

 

[zydrate]

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[Gentledom45]

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Want some popcorn lol

 

[zydrate]

Want some popcorn lol

Mmm, yes please!

 

[Gentledom45]

Mmm, yes please!

Help yourself

 

[mnbreastluver]

Thanks to the internet, you have inside jokes with complete strangers.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Hey, I'm only one of those things!

Har! I just met this woman who was too smart and too fast and too smooth, and who asked me for money. Now she has my phone number and knows where I live, and says she wants to come hang out. No way this ends well.

 

[dashie33]

Har! I just met this woman who was too smart and too fast and too smooth, and who asked me for money. Now she has my phone number and knows where I live, and says she wants to come hang out. No way this ends well.

My condolences. It was nice knowing ya.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Har! I just met this woman who was too smart and too fast and too smooth, and who asked me for money. Now she has my phone number and knows where I live, and says she wants to come hang out. No way this ends well.

Damn.
I first read this as "too smart and too fat and too smooth" and thought, where the fuck did I meet Joe_Bob, and why would I be asking him for money???