What Are YOU Thinking? Continued 3

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Glad to finally know where I stand šŸ˜€ for with knowing comes peace and with peace comes joy. :rose:
 
Becoming sexually aroused just by seeing someone naked is a fetish that we’ve all developed in the Western world. In nature, nudity is not inherently sexual.

It's not a uniquely American thing, I know, but Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction at the Superbowl really did bring it home just how incredibly batshit the American psyche is regarding nudity.
 
Becoming sexually aroused just by seeing someone naked is a fetish that we’ve all developed in the Western world. In nature, nudity is not inherently sexual.

I really kinda disagree. I think clothing is the fetish we developed to allow us to accomplish other tasks without constantly trying to fuck each other.
 
Thinking about kissing one of my high school teachers, and seeing another teacher kiss my girlfriend. There was some crazy shit going on around here back then.
 
Thinking that I’m too old to be suffering from this level of priapism. It is bothersome, but at least it reminds me that I’m still alive.
 
I don't believe in last chances, not when you truly love someone. But when is enough enough? Using Tnman's words, maybe when the sorrow outweighs the joy? I want my joy back.

Oh Indie, joie de vivre is transmutable, just because a heart is broken and that page turned doesn’t mean the next page doesn’t hold untold wonders and joys. All you’ve got to do is believe and keep on turning those pages. :rose::heart::)
 
Oh Indie, joie de vivre is transmutable, just because a heart is broken and that page turned doesn’t mean the next page doesn’t hold untold wonders and joys. All you’ve got to do is believe and keep on turning those pages. :rose::heart::)

This is great.
 
Wishing and believing won't make a thing so. If it did, I'd have a 10-inch cock, a solid gold house, and Emilia Clarke as my love slave. You can't just chug along through life believing things will turn out the way you hope. You have to put in some work, too. You gotta chase joy down, grab that bitch and wrestle it to the ground, hold it down, tie it up, duct tape its mouth, and then drag its ass back home with you where you can chain it up in your basement. And if anybody sees you, you gotta stab that snitchin' motherfucker to death and roll their punk ass in a ditch before the cops get involved and take away your joy. What I'm sayin' is, does anyone know where I can find Emilia Clarke?!
 
She was right, this place is filling up with strange and fucked up people. I'll take her lead and leave this place to the malcontents and miscreants to play in. I so don't need to deal with their shit.:rolleyes:


Oh please, You threatened this crap the last time when I outed your fake ass self and you were gone like what a day and a half?? hahaha.
Dude, YOU are the strange and fucked people that you are talking about.
 
Oh please, You threatened this crap the last time when I outed your fake ass self and you were gone like what a day and a half?? hahaha.
Dude, YOU are the strange and fucked people that you are talking about.

Male/female, she’s kind, and probably does way better with most of the ladies than you do, you tool.
Put her on ignore and stop ranting.
 
I can’t yet tell if letting him control my vibrator from 6 time zones away is a terrible idea or a perfect idea.
 
I can’t yet tell if letting him control my vibrator from 6 time zones away is a terrible idea or a perfect idea.

I've no clue whatsoever, but I can tell you that I appreciate you posting this because it was totally worth reading and made me smile. You were very Lit-appropriate today. :)
 
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