SherlockianMan
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Its been way too long since I've written any erotica.
What Are YOU Thinking? Continued 3
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catherinewheel77
~~~шлюха~~~
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Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Har! When I was a kid, I was watching SNL with my dad, and there was a skit about the uvula. But I had just recently learned what vulvas were and got confused about the terminology. I became intensely uncomfortable for no reason.
mnbreastluver
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A boner is an uppercase penis.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Thinking about seeing all the big boobs in profile pics on this site and that I haven’t been with a full-bodied woman in years. I might want to try that again.
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I am in trouble! 
Gentledom45
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I’m speechless
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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SassySheDevil
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32 days.
Gentledom45
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Is she following me or other way around
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Thinking about going down. And I don’t mean some dainty clit-licking. I mean grabbing hips and getting your face all in there.
alwaysaway
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I’m thinking about caterpillars.
mnbreastluver
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The joke "How many _____ does it take to change a lightbulb?" is technically a dark joke.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Thinking that after I came home one night from having sex with a woman and found my girlfriend having sex with another guy, I somehow managed to have sex with that guy’s sister. I really am a bad man. Except for when I’m not. But I pick my spots.
Moochienanu
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I wish falling sleep was easier. No matter where my mind wonders tonight, I can’t seem to get it to relax enough to drift. I’m trying once more and then giving up.
eatmeslowly75
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Are you me?
Moochienanu
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Maybe? Do you currently feel like your brain is an amorphous substance that wants nothing more than a few hours rest but you cannot find it even after doing every sleepy-time ritual you could think of to make it “easier” to slumber?
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Sexybritches69
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I’m thinking that I’m looking in a three-way mirror. I couldn’t sleep last night either, and my day was so long and busy. I should have been out cold.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Thinking about how I drove down a street one day and saw a really hot girl walking on the sidewalk who at first seemed like a stranger to me. Then I realized, Holy shit! I date that girl. And I just found her objectively hot from a distance. Now we have two kids.
tnman03
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Ah all of that mind awhirl busyness when you’re the most tired and only want to sleep. Been there and done that, learned lots of calming methods and the importance of an early to bed and early to rise lifestyle. I hope all of you actually got enough sleep to get by on and sleep better tonight.
Joe_Bob_Gautama
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Thinking about the cantankerous cacophony of catbirds. They really are the assholes of the aviary world.
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PrettyLilPussy19
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Agreed this made me smile. You're living the dream, my friend.
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