Snippets of conversations at work

[Apisto42]

Things you hear at work that aren’t sexual but because you’re a pervert makes you think about sex.

Just heard this:

“We need to discuss the depth of penetration before we start ...”

 

[beachbaby179]

"I can come anytime you want. Just say when."

 

[TheWhiteBull]

It hurt too much. I don't think I could ever go through with that again.

 

[Apisto42]

Do you want to do it on your desk or mine?

 

[beachbaby179]

Forgive me for being a little off topic. But when I'm driving west into PA, whenever I see the exit for Scotrun, I think it says Scrotum. And yes. I giggle every time.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Manhole.

I laugh every fucking time.

 

[Guyblue82]

Aspiration

It is not short for Ass Perspiration

 

[alwaysaway]

You need to hold the flaps open.

Insert it at a 45 degree angle.

If it doesn’t go in easily, pull it out and try again.

 

[hotwords229_A]

"We're just going to have to bang it out."

 

[hotwords229_A]

A little off topic, but . . .

When I finish paying a cashier and she tells me, "You have a good one" I always want to say, "Thanks, but how do you know?"

 

[Lia Monde]

"Her tarts and buns were delicious."

 

[FoxyLux]

I can't help it if it doesn't go in any deeper!

 

[Lord Pmann]

That manhole is not big enough for the pipe.

 

[Suz_anne]

That manhole is not big enough for the pipe.

Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that old excuse...

 

[Lord Pmann]

Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that old excuse...

I work at a butt sex brothel. What can I say?

 

[Suz_anne]

I work at a butt sex brothel. What can I say?

And you keep a tight circle, if I recall correctly.

 

[Lord Pmann]

And you keep a tight circle, if I recall correctly.

Why do you have to make everything so dirty?

 

[Suz_anne]

Why do you have to make everything so dirty?

You bring up wanting big pipe in your dirty, tight manhole and expect me to not respond?

We both know that is an unrealistic expectation. Sheesh.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You bring up wanting big pipe in your dirty, tight manhole and expect me to not respond?

We both know that is an unrealistic expectation. Sheesh.

Can't a guy go to a sex forum and just talk about manholes without some tart making it sound dirty?! Is that too much to ask?

 

[Suz_anne]

Can't a guy go to a sex forum and just talk about manholes without some tart making it sound dirty! Is that too much to ask?

I think we can agree that you had it coming when you sauntered in here dressed like that.

 

[Sexybritches69]

“Don’t drag it”

 

[Petulence]

They probably could have stuffed more in there if they had taken the plug out first. Rookies.

 

[Apisto42]

Are you ever going to finish?

 

[Apisto42]

Today while working with someone I’ll be covering for while she’s gone for three months:

“Go down. Keep going down...more...right there...yes!”

Later:

“Do you have a big one?”

 

[alwaysaway]

Stick your finger in it.

Apply pressure.. harder.. harder than that.

We need to pack that hole.