What Are YOU Thinking? Continued 3

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Thanks. :) It should involve a lake house, bonfires, boat rides, lots booze, food and a casino night.

And the prerequisite lingerie pillow fights.

(Not really to that last part. But I had to throw in a slumber party fantasy)

;)

I like where this is going
 
I am glad for everyday. Not the assholes that may fill them but the day itself. Ugh. To get out in the sun and enjoy it again.
 
Beautiful day and thankful for having beautiful people in my life
 
The more I think about it, the less sense it makes. I think I’ll stop thinking about it.
 
I’m thinking I’m glad tonight is my last night shift for a few weeks. Tired. As. Fuck.
 
Having to pee with morning wood is a geometric challenge in which you must become the hypotenuse of a right triangle over the toilet to get the correct trajectory of your crooked meat hose.
 
Having to pee with morning wood is a geometric challenge in which you must become the hypotenuse of a right triangle over the toilet to get the correct trajectory of your crooked meat hose.

*smirks*

I just wanted to say that your thread - Bad random Life Tips, is a hoot!

I am now however thinking math, giving myself a sore head. I think I need a drink.
 
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